▶ RI - MIXED

memories are great, but that's all they are. S Q U E E N I X ❖ R P INDEPENDENT. HIATUS.

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lightanddarknessofven replied to your post: So, yeah. Jumping off the boat head-first!

ooc: keybladebearer = my personal

crackshots replied to your post: So, yeah. Jumping off the boat head-first!

WHAT NO. YOU’RE THE BEST FUCKING RIKKU EVER WHY. WHY WHY WHY IF YOU GO I DELETE THIS ACCOUNT. HOW COULD YOU BRING ME HERE AND THEN LEAVE ME LIKE THIS WHY. I beg your pardon, but I don’t smell like crap.

crackshots replied to your post: So, yeah. Jumping off the boat head-first!

WAIT, I DON’T LIKE THIS. I HATE THIS. -UNLIKES.-

Alrighty! I'll follow ya'. ~

Prompto. Do what you want, bro. You didn't have to come. LOL. MAN YOU ARE SO EASILY WHIPPED AND I'M JUST YOUR FRIEND.

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WHY, PROSTIKKU, YOU SLUT. WHY?

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Quit whining like a little bitch and suck it up. YOU'RE A MAN. ACT LIKE ONE.

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sunnyvani replied to your post: Zanarkand Date? Zanarkand Disaster..

don’t mind me creepin’ but…new OTP~ YEESS ;D

HAHA. EWW. SNOTTY SHOTTY? xD

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Zanarkand Date? Zanarkand Disaster..

A date. A date. A date date date date FREAKIN' DATE. Why? Why here? WHY did she even agree to let this low-life, annoying fugitive talk her into going on a date? Oh, yeah. That's right. He saved her butt. The thief had a little run-in with some soldiers, after proclaiming that she was the best thief in all of Spira to some random passerby. That did not bode well with them. A little tight up the as-- Now wasn't the time to dwell on the matter of space between their bottoms, but the fact of the matter was that Prompto, of all people, was the one that helped her out-run those losers. She assumed he was probably use to running away, and that made it look so easy for him. The fugitive wasn't really a friend to her, so to say.

They were at an understanding and weren't really enemies, but the male annoyed her so much that she would never consider them friends. Not even friends? Hell, they're going to the Zanarkand Party. Together. As in a date. Rikku never liked having debts unpaid, but why? Why did the stupid, big-headed guns-man choose a date of all things to be repaid with? This was Zanarkand! The party city! The city that never sleeps! It was suppose to be her time with the Gullwings to hang out and have a girls ONLY time. But, no. Stupid head Prompto had to ruin it for her. 

Rikku grumbled angrily to herself, her arms crossed and her foot tapping fairly impatiently. Not only did she have to attend the party with some loser, but now she had to wait? How dare he make a lady wait! If he was going to pull this all night, Rikku was about ready to consider this "date" -- as he so claims -- officially OVER. Royally! "Why does he have to be so STUPID?" she raged, letting out a groan as her head tilted upwards as if she were talking to the ill-lighted sky. Hopefully, if all goes well, the night would be over before she knew it. She just had to pull through for a couple of hours. If she's able to do that.

[crackshots-blog]

HAHA PROSTIKKU x HIBARI

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Do you wish to die?

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Ayeeee can’t say I really do. Why ask such a dumb question like that, buddy ole’ pal?

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Another useless, air-wasting Herbivore…

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I, Prompto von Sexy, am not some air wasting herbivore. Ah. Kids these days. 

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Both of you SUCK. 

[crackshots-blog]

So, I say! A fine, handsome bloke such as myself and a… decent prostitute as yourself would make a marvelous pair. Would you give me the honor of accompanying me to the Zanark-Party, Prostikku? |DD

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No.

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Naw, c’mon, baby girl. Don’t be like that. Now I know we’ve had our differences in the past, but me being a sexy fugitive and you being a prostitute musn’t get in the way of. . y’know, living a little. So, let’s just push the past behind us and walk down a newer, cleaner road, eh?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Lemme just think abou-- No. 

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So, I say! A fine, handsome bloke such as myself and a… decent prostitute as yourself would make a marvelous pair. Would you give me the honor of accompanying me to the Zanark-Party, Prostikku? |DD

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No.

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“Oh, poo..” the familiar sound of the voice brought Rikku almost to her knees. Not in admiration or anything, but in dejection. Almost annoyance. This voice.. this voice belonged to the spunky, big-headed, large ego, shit-eating grinned, ANNOYING blonde that she met not too long ago. Ugh, how annoying he was! It almost reminded her of herself, but she didn’t have a big a ego as he did! Rikku turned around, pointing an accusing finger at the blond. “What are YOU doing here!? I thought I got rid of you!” she shouted. 

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“Haha, it’s Prostikku!” The male laughed, his finger mimicking the other. A chuckle in his voice, Prompto knew this girl all too well and could not help but feel highly amused at her. In a humorous way, he had almost mistaken her as a prostitute, and after an eventful argument and clearance of her name, they had become.. accustomed to one another. Friends? Who knows, but the female acts as if she abhors his very existence. “What am I doing here? This is where I.. where I live! You can’t get rid of me, lil’ lady!” he grinned. 

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Rikku slapped her right palm into her face in annoyance. She couldn't get rid of this.. this monster. "Stop calling me Prostikku, I'm not a prostitute!" she seethed. How dare he! Call her a prostitute! If anything, she was a woman with self-morals. "I should just shout out your name so those meanies can take you away and lock you up!" she threatened, her voice escalating in pitch and tone. Her right foot stomped irritably. "You're such a meanie."

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I guess I'll make an open starter when I get back from the dentist.. unless someone replied to me / the older threads. Let me know if I'm missing any. Plz.

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-Starter for Rikku-

Rinoa had walked quite a ways when suddenly she happened upon a forest with a lake nearby hearing the voice of a woman muttering something in a foreign lanuage she walked towards the sound to go see what the fuss was about. Finding the woman she carefulyy approached her.

“Um. Are you OK?”

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The blond girl had a certain affinity with causing trouble, but where she was now? It seemed that trouble had an affinity with her. It wasn't like she asked to be lost, or swept away to some place she didn't know. It just.. happened. One minute she was grumbling in annoyance at Paine for scolding her, the next she looked up to find she had taken the wrong turn and lost her two friends. The girl let out a string of curses in Al Bhed, but halted when a voice spoke out. Rikku let out a relieved sigh, turning to face the source of the voice with a large smile on her face. "Hello! Man, good thing you're here, 'cause I'm lost."

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Prompto’s cheeky grin began to form, his hues settling upon the beleaguered figures in sight. Seeing as many “friendlies” around was a rare sight for this runaway fugitive, a momentous sight this was. On any other occasions, Prompto’s step into the city was like walking on thin-ice. Any moment could be his last. Although his cheeky, lop-sided smirk was plastered on his face, his body was rigid as ice. Tense, the favored shot-gun hung over his shoulder. Left hand held up in a short wave. “Yo’!”

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"Oh, poo.." the familiar sound of the voice brought Rikku almost to her knees. Not in admiration or anything, but in dejection. Almost annoyance. This voice.. this voice belonged to the spunky, big-headed, large ego, shit-eating grinned, ANNOYING blonde that she met not too long ago. Ugh, how annoying he was! It almost reminded her of herself, but she didn't have a big a ego as he did! Rikku turned around, pointing an accusing finger at the blond. "What are YOU doing here!? I thought I got rid of you!" she shouted. 

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Excuse me?! I do remember you calling me an UNDERCOVER BEACH PROSTITUTE. Go suck a blitz ball! 

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//Grins. Sorry, babe! First impressions, y’know? I mean, I know I’m dashing and absolutely handsome, so you probably thought I was some bomb-ass bachelor with a herd of hot babes, eh? I’m actually. . a close friend of the Prince.

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PRINCE? This ain’t no monarchy! There IS no Prince, so quit lyin’ you big liar!

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Are you stupid or just stupid? You’re stupid. The Prince is my man, my home boy. Little lady, I think you need to lay off the prostitution for a bit. It’s gettin’ to your head.

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FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU DOPE HEAD.

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I see we have come to a big disagreement on that matter, Prostikku. Haha. Get it? Prostitute and Rikku. Prostikku? I’m amazing.

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.. This conversation is over. -FACEPALM.-

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So I got this stupid ass virus.

That sends “lol is this you? ashaskjfhafasf” or some shit to ALL my contacts on both my MSN and SKYPE. Okay. Not cool. What the hell do I do. Omg. I swear if I have to take my laptop in and get everything erased, I am going down with it. LOL. MAN. I have 5,000 songs I need to put into an iPod or something before it goes. AHHHHH. NOT TO MENTION ALL MY PHOTOSHOP RESOURCES OMGGG,ASHA JSFHASJFHAJS AND MY PORNA SKHAFJFSHA SF.

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Reblog from my personal. And that being said, please don't click on anything that says something like, "lol is this you? xxxxxx" with a link from me or anyone. It's a virus. I thought it was only on Skype, but it's a trojan virus that affected all my IMs. Which is irritating. I know I have a lot of you on my Skype, and I apologize. I tried my best removing the messages before anyone clicked them. As for MSN, I don't know. Just don't click on anything my shit sends you. I don't know what I can do yet, since I don't want to spend any money or ask my dad to help. SO. Pfft. I don't know.

-.-..

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PROSTITUTE + RIKKU = PROSTIKKU. IT'S CANON.

The only "canon" is the one I'm going to fire up your butt!

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Excuse me?! I do remember you calling me an UNDERCOVER BEACH PROSTITUTE. Go suck a blitz ball! 

[crackshots-blog]

//Grins. Sorry, babe! First impressions, y’know? I mean, I know I’m dashing and absolutely handsome, so you probably thought I was some bomb-ass bachelor with a herd of hot babes, eh? I’m actually. . a close friend of the Prince.

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PRINCE? This ain’t no monarchy! There IS no Prince, so quit lyin’ you big liar!

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Are you stupid or just stupid? You’re stupid. The Prince is my man, my home boy. Little lady, I think you need to lay off the prostitution for a bit. It’s gettin’ to your head.

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FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU DOPE HEAD.

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Excuse me?! I do remember you calling me an UNDERCOVER BEACH PROSTITUTE. Go suck a blitz ball! 

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//Grins. Sorry, babe! First impressions, y’know? I mean, I know I’m dashing and absolutely handsome, so you probably thought I was some bomb-ass bachelor with a herd of hot babes, eh? I’m actually. . a close friend of the Prince.

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PRINCE? This ain't no monarchy! There IS no Prince, so quit lyin' you big liar!

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crackshots replied to your post: HAHAHA ILY

BAHAHA YOU LOVE IT. YOU LOVE MY ATTENTION ON YOU.

Excuse me?! I do remember you calling me an UNDERCOVER BEACH PROSTITUTE. Go suck a blitz ball!