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Asani, texting: help

Asani, texting: Kaida's on crack

Cerina: *seen*

#asani weasley #cerina rosier

Samhain: What can we live without?

Cerina: Millie

Samhain: No she's my life support

Millie:

Samhain: Also my entertainment but let's not go there

#milina edwards #samhain rosier #milina rosier #cerina rosier

Samhain: Someone needs to adopt a child

Cerina: What?

Samhain: We need to continue the tradition. Dad adopted Stasia, I adopted Solar, now it's time for one of Solar's siblings to adopt a child

Evan: I don't want your kids to be parents, that's a scary thought

#samhain rosier #cerina rosier #evan rosier

Samhain: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Millie: ...I'm a vegan

Samhain: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

#samhain rosier #milina edwards

Kidnapper: We have your child

Mary: I don't have a child..

Kidnapper: Then who demanded I raise the ransom fee as she is worth more than that

Evan, from across the room: That would be my child

#evan rosier #mary macdonald #cerina rosier

Stasia: I'm gonna eat the chicken breast

Cerina: Yeah, eat what you lack

Evan, not looking up: Then perhaps I should order brains for you

#stasia rosier #cerina rosier #evan rosier

Millie: Someone in this room was adopted

Everyone: *turns to look at Stasia*

Stasia: Honestly Sam, your wife knows too much

#milina edwards #milina rosier #samhain rosier #stasia rosier

Stasia & Cerina as teens: *making loud sounds at each other*

Evan: Can you behave for one day? Samhain has his girlfriend over

Millie: Don't worry about it, I grew up with older siblings, nothing bothers me anymore

#stasia rosier #cerina rosier #evan rosier #milina edwards #milina rosier

Cerina: The ritual. To perform it requires a sacrifice.

Samhain: Sacrifice? I nominate my wife

Millie: Wait what?

Samhain: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue

Millie: I'm 5'9 that's average height in most of the world

Cerina: It's not that kind of sacrifice guys!

#samhain rosier #cerina rosier #milina rosier #milina edwards

Stasia, trying a cup of coffee: I am ENERGY

Evan: Oh god

Samhain: Don't worry about it, my wife drinks coffee all the time and she's never done anything stupid

Cerina: I find it hard to believe that Millie has never done anything stupid

#stasia rosier #evan rosier #samhain rosier #cerina rosier

Stasia: Did you know I accidentally ate paper as a kid

Evan: We've all done that at some point

Cerina: I ate paper too

Evan: See!

Cerina: On purpose

Evan: What?

Cerina: Mary bet me that I wouldn't so I had to prove her wrong...

#cerina rosier #stasia rosier #evan rosier

Stasia: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year

Cerina: That's your opinion, I don't think I have anger issues. Do you think I have anger issues?

Samhain: I wouldn't call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

#stasia rosier #cerina rosier #samhain rosier

Stasia: If you don't sleep you'll hate yourself in the morning

Cerina: I hate myself in the morning regardless

Evan: As your father I should get protective but fuck it, that's such a mood

#stasia rosier #cerina rosier #evan rosier

Cerina: Holy shit guys do you know what this means?

Samhain: I've been your brother since 1979. I've been in your organisation since 1998. And I am still yet to figure what it ever fucking means when you do this.

#cerina rosier #samhain rosier

Stasia: What's sexting?

Cerina: It's-

Evan: Don't you dare say a word, Cerina.

#stasia rosier #cerina rosier #evan rosier

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