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...[job?] That's a boy job. Deciding which job is a boy job and which job is a girl job? That's a girl job.

wifey, administering chores

I was going to make dinner - but they went completely ape-shit.

wifey, on the kids - child rearing

I weigh basically the same. But I wrote down that I lost half a pound - y'know, to stay motivated.

wifey, measuring

...I deal with your son - a cross between Satan and a howler monkey.

wifey, on child rearing

You know how I operate. I'm not in a bad mood. I'm going to give you hell. You're going to take it. And it'll be okay.

wifey, reassuring

Any domain... that I allow you to have control over... Becomes disgusting - to an alarming degree.

wifey, abhorring

Suffering (and sushi)

Hubby: yeah, I guess in retrospect, I shouldn't have had all-you-can-eat sushi for lunch when recovering from food poisoning.

Wifey: you are my third child.

There's all kinds of frivolous, reasonably-priced shopping out there.

wifey, acquiring

I'm entitled to my nosiness. It doesn't just go away because you're boring.

wifey, inquiring about what was in my e-mail, but dissatisfied to find nothing of interest.

I want some pancetta. And a churro.

wifey, hankering & hungering

She's wearing her boobs. And it's annoying.

wifey, censuring

I need an electric blanket. I'm old. And crotchety.

wifey, shivering

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