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Casey//21//Stagehand//Clarinetist//Libra//LGBT+ Friendly//Rocky Horror fanatic//friendly freak

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

[dromaeocore-deactivated20250226]

like this:

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

not a furry:

furry:

[andre-30008]

[you-are-another-me]

[meatthawsmoth]

[hoziergoth]

[theofficialgordonramsay]

weird movie theater customers i have had: 

a guy whose total was $19.46. after he saw the number he started ranting to me about how “1946 is the year when the death started in WW2″

a guy who came in and yelled at me bcuz my theater “doesn’t change our movies”  and wouldn’t believe me when i told him that we only get 1-2 new movies a week

a guy who refused to have me help him after i insinuated that Adam Sandler’s career is dwindling

a guy who tried to pay me in arcade tokens. my movie theater doesn’t even use tokens for our arcade games. 

(i’m not allowed to let people into the theater unless they have a valid ticket) every single guy who yells at me because “DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO WOULD SNEAK INTO A MOVIE”, storms past me, and immediately tries to sneak into a movie

a woman who literally handed me a child and ran away

honestly

[theofficialgordonramsay]

weird movie theater customers i have had part 2: 

a guy who asked me who demanded a full refund of his movie ticket bc there were 5 year olds with their family in a PG13 movie. he threatened to contact our local newspaper & report our misdeeds

the photobooth that takes photos of whatever is in front of it & applies a random filter to it. this results in dozens of photos of a solitary bench & movie poster with filters reading “happy bar mitzvah!”. congrats on becoming a jewish 13 year old man, bench

an old woman who comes to the theatre each week with a wrinkled, torn popcorn bag from the early 2000s that enables her to get free refills whenever

an old man who i caught smoking weed in a theatre who, when i asked him to stop, berated me for stealing “the last of his freedoms”

a woman who tried to slice a whole watermelon in the middle of a movie

a woman who brought her newborn baby to a the theatre, bought concessions, and then left it on the ddr machine w/o telling anyone while she went to her car to get change

why

[ringstherover]

My contributions:

- a 5 year old girl who asked me why I liked working at the theater since I have to clean up everyone's mess, and then stared me straight in the eyes while dumping her slushie onto the counter, saying "oops I made a mess" and then ran away

- (our theater is in a mall) mall security asked our security to keep an eye out for a missing kid, and no joke the found him outside just chilling inside a trash can

- a couple that decided to go into the family bathroom to fuck, but while doing so ripped the sink off the wall. When we got it fixed, they came back and fucked in the bathroom again and also ripped the sink off the wall again

- tons of people constantly are asking for refunds because they didn't like the movie they saw

-this guy who told me his entire life story about how he hates bank of America and why they screwed him over including the details of his bank account and how much money he had while buying popcorn

- multiple people that can't make up their mind of what they want to eat because they are absolutely stoned, since weed is legal in this state

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

[poetfish]

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This is so wholesome to hear.

[cattsette]

You’re telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?

[alittledizzy]

“i like muse, you like muse, lets be friends” 

[internethistory]

[jiinkxed]

Who is she

[retrogamingblog]

Torterra Planter made by Liz Davies

[dhalia-wooed-blog]

Love this

[ireniggg]

I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

[memewhore]

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

[davestrider-blog-deactivated202]

see that bit of grey, faded text? 

mystery solved.

[bludhavenbabe]

[sleepyskele]

Psst, hey, hey you, yes you

Everybody who reblogs this before may 25th 2019 will get a little cryptid design based on their blog, url, etc.

[spaceinvaydr]

Holy shit he’s actually going for it…

[i-am-a-fish]

wow that’s a lot of uh… a lot of toxic stuff on your dash today… let me just uh…..clear that up

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[megidonitram]

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mmmthornton]

X-Men are real, their powers are just super shitty.

[klubbhead]

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[jessicacapshaw]