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Shay ⚲ 21 ⚲ WU Sophomore I honestly could not care less. RP blog with EnchantedHQ RP Anti-Hate Pledge

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elodiesmee​:

Hellllllooooooo, Walt! After an extended vacation in an Italian prison I am back and mostly straight edge! Except for the drinking, obviously, but I will no longer be following handsome men on their very long backpacking trips! Also they do not have pastries in Italian prison. 

Sounds like you had a much more eventful break than most of us probably did. Can’t say I blame you going straight edge after a foreign prison though, I’d probably do the same. I’m sorry they didn’t have any pastries for you, but thank goodness we’re back in a place with shit like that on hand, right?

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lilimaras‌:

So it’s finally come to my attention that I have like..no friends. Which ordinarily isn’t that troubling since who even has the time. But since I’m actually going to be here for Spring Break this year, I guess I do? What are other teens into outside of Tiktok, those Animals crossing, and fortnight?  Arson?

I wouldn’t recommend arson as a pastime, mainly because I believe it to be one of the dumbest reasons to risk getting in trouble, but I suppose if you’re into that.. No, I think binge watching shit, or going out for rides around town are pretty good choices. Those or eating your weight in delicious junk food, while also maintaining some semblance of a fitness routine to keep you in shape.

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riniboogie‌:

So if we’re really having a Walt Bachelor, does that mean I get to watch all you crazy bitches cry over champagne? Because I might start hosting viewing parties. 

I don’t care how desperate this sounds; please let me be invited. I have always found the Bachelor to be so obnoxious, and the contestants pathetic, that I think watching a version that revolves wholly around the idiots around here, will be gold.

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cherry, guava, lychee

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cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

I can’t play an instrument unless you consider the human body counts? And I’ll shower or drunk sing every once in awhile, but otherwise forget it; I totally suck.

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

No makeup at all, thank you very much.

lychee: satin or lace?

Satin, for sure. It’s super comfortable as both a jacket lining and bedsheets.

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peach, lemon, passion fruit

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peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

I have my lobes gauged, a motorcycle and small bird tattooed on my inner left bicep, an x on my inner left wrist, a Voltron reference on my left shoulder blade, a music symbol heart with an arrow through it on my right hip, a chemical symbol on the left side of my ribcage, and a constellation on my left hip.

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

Growing up Bill had two Dobermans, Roscoe and DeSoto, but they were never my pets? I don’t have one now either, but if I did, I’d 100% name it Dom.

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

Comfortable. On a typical day, my outfit consists of a leather jacket, some doc martens, a pair of skinny jeans, a sports bra, and a loose shirt of some kind. On not typical days, it could be a hoodie or flannel instead of a leather jacket, or sweats instead of skinny jeans. For fancy occasions it’s usually slacks with suspenders, a button up shirt, sometimes even a blazer, and a bowtie or a regular tie.

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tangelo, papaya, apricot

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tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

I don’t know, maybe a werewolf or a Centaur?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

Cool Rider from Grease 2, sung by Michelle Pfeiffer (who is a Goddess that I will forever have a crush on). I am the “cool rider” in this scenario, obviously, but this song always gets me pumped up. I’ll be honest with you, I’ve always wanted a Michael Carrington & Stephanie Zinone relationship with someone.

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

Drink tequila, or whatever hard liquor is handy, and feel sorry for myself.

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banana, pomegranate, kiwi

SEND ME A FRUIT

banana: favorite horror movies?

Anything adapted from a Stephen King novel for sure, he’s such a great read, and the resulting films have sometimes sucked, but sometimes been awesome. I also love all things made my Alfred Hitchcock, he was a cinematic genius.

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

On my motorcycle for sure, all decked in leather is a bonus, but unnecessary.

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

Fascinates me? People, I guess. Sure I find them annoying and confusing, but I think that’s part of it. I’m not what most would call a people person though, it’s more of an ‘observe from a distance’ fascination.

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send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents' names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what's something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person?

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you're sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

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Sorry for like telling so many people how disappointed I was that I had to kiss you in the play last year. I still think you're like weird but you don't have cooties or whatever.

ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2019 ENDS.

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ANONYMOUSLY MESSAGE ME ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME BEFORE 2019 ENDS.

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The only rule is that I can’t reply, I can only post it! [x]

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it’s the 4th day of Hanukkah, and i’m in Christmas pajamas; there goes my New York Jew street cred. whatever, hope you’re having a happy holiday season, everyone 🕎 🎄 🌈 🦄

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Wrapped in Chrismukkah paper, and left on the Weslie doorstep with a card that reads:

Happy Holidays to the Weslie cabin! Alright, normally I’d just buy my friend a gift, like that’s a no-brainer, but like.. She’s got this cool dude, and they live together now, and I didn’t want to be an asshole, so it’s his and her gifts this Christmas! You’re welcome. That sounded sarcastic, I know, but I really meant it, I promise. I hope you like the systems and the games, and that I got them in the right colors. I just didn’t know what the hell else to get y’all since you already had al the other consoles and games, you know? Anyway, Merry Christmas from your friendly neighborhood Jew on this lovely fourth day of Hanukkah. Love you crazy kids.

Shay

@charlielabouff @wesofmaldonia

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Left outside of Freddie’s cottage, wrapped in Chrismukkah paper, with a card that reads:

Merry Christmas Red.

I know, you’re not Jewish, but your ole pal Shay is, and I’ll be damned if not everyone is getting Chrismukkah gifts this year! Anyway, I hope you like the set, KitchenAid is always one of those brands you don’t really hear bad things about? So I figured they’d be a good choice, and it’s all color coordinated which I thought looked real nice. Ah yes, you’re probably wondering about the random ass egg separator. Well I thought it was both funny and cute and so naturally you had to have it.

Happy Hanukkah, Shay

p.s. I swear this ridiculously awkward card couldn’t have been better if I’d made it myself.

@freddietremaine

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Noli: UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Noli: having to block sex scenes with your ex FREAKING SUCKS, NEVER DO IT. 🙄

Shay: yeah after my disastrous first attempt on stage, that'll never be a problem for me.

Shay: sorry you're stuck doing it though, hopefully it's over and done with soon

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@redfred: i’m fine.

@atheisticjew: i know you are, but what does how good you look have to do with this conversation?