Cutie With A Booty~

F/25 but ya'll make me feel old

[just-shower-thoughts]

The more knowledge we acquire, the more we understand about how much we don’t know.

[omghotmemes]

True

[quotemadness]

“Respect yourself enough to know you deserve the very best.”

— Unknown 

[tobacconist]

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates 

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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(’take on me’ opening notes)

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[quotemadness]

“Always be kinder than you feel.”

— Unknown

[just-shower-thoughts]

The first dab was probably a Nazi who had to sneeze during a salute

[babyanimalgifs]

“May I have this dance?“ 

(via)

[thebootydiaries]

It’s a breezy summer day and the rustling from the leaves outside sound like whispers from my small apartment. I’m sitting in front of my laptop, silently studying the 1.6 billion faces speaking simultaneously in front of me. It’s Monday, the day of the weekly conference call between all Muslims. We have been required to attend this Skype meeting from the the tender age of fetus, but I had never spoken in one of them before. 

That changes today. 

“Hey guys, what if…” I start to say. 

Nobody hears me, but I refuse to be silent. How could I show my face again on Tumblr if I couldn’t even save my mayonnaise friends from death? How could I expect to earn their respect? Anon was right; why hadn’t I done this before? Thousands of lives had paid the price for my ignorance, but not anymore.

“What if you guys….. stopped killing people.“ 

Suddenly, silence. 

1,643,398,023 pairs of eyes are on me. My heart is in my throat as the ISIS leader gives me a blank expression. 

A single tear rolls down my cheek. "Please.” I say with a broken voice. 

He is moved. 

“Aight”.

[thebootydiaries]

My fingers are almost shaking as I carefully type in the ten digit phone number I have had memorized my entire life. The buttons on my home phone seem to glow a bit more dull, and even the ringing of the phone from the other end seems to be agonized, almost as if the world is telling me to hang up. But I refuse to give up; I can’t let my lily-white friends down. Not again.

The phone rings once. Twice. Three times. Still no answer. Just as I am about to hang up, there is a click.

All I can hear is heavy breathing.

“Hello….” I say quietly, my voice shaking. “Is….. Is this Muslim?”

There was a long silence before I heard a voice answer “ya lol.”

“I was thinking………..” I begin cautiously. “Maybe murder is…………bad.”

“Habibi, I…..I don’t understand. What are you trying to say….?” The voice seems shaken.

“What if…….world peace is good and killing people is…………not good”

He lets out an audible gasp. “Are you saying ISIS is…….bad?”

“Maybe death is…….not good.” I continue. My heart is racing. I remind myself that I am saving thousands of lives, and inhale.

The silence from the other end of the line is almost deafening. He seemed to be thinking, as if he had never considered this idea before in his life. Truly I had opened his heart and his mind. This…. This could end terrorism.

“Muslim….Please.” I whisper.

I hear a tear roll down his cheek, with my Muslim Communication Hearing™, and hold my breath as he finally breathes out his next words.

“Kk.”

[rinkukaur]

So glad I opened tumblr today and found this absolute masterpiece.

[quotemadness]

“Your life should be stardust and granted wishes.”

— Chrissy Vistiaire (via quotemadness)

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[rinkukaur]

Okay but hold on, this is important. Sometimes you already know a solution to your problem but the situation itself has a lot of negativity around it which NEEDS to be vented out. Sometimes certain situations don’t even have a solution for them, only frustration.

This guy is actually really smart to have figured out that his girlfriend just might want to vent about something rather than look for a solution, or maybe ask for a solution too which he looks quite ready to provide. What a keeper!

[babyanimalgifs]

WHAT A CUTIE

[nakamatoo]

veterans

[starreb]

Can we talk about how Chopper would rather jump off the ship and die than face nami’s wrath and zoro going after him 😂😂

[onepiece-imagines-bartoloclub]

God I love this crew

[rinkukaur]

I love how the animators casually put this tiny bit in the background to show how dramatic each one in the crew truly is lmao.

[quotemadness]

“We read five words on the first page of a really good novel and we begin to forget that we are reading printed words on a page; we begin to see images.”

—

John Gardner

Buy John Gardner’s books here

[twitblr]

Warms the heart

[tomokazu-sexual]

We had the chance to see Yoshiki during the Japan Expo.

I filmed him while playing Shingeki no Kyojin’s opening.

He even asked us why the f*ck that anime is so popular lol

[rinkukaur]

It's so beautiful ♥️

Red Swan was an OP that I hated when it first came out, until gradually I came to fall in love with it more and more. It's now my favourite OP of this anime. While the other Openings are energetic and give you a sort of an adrenaline rush when you listen to them, this one captures the soul.

[coltre]

I love that feeling I get when it’s about to rain and the wind is rising and there’s some sort of peace in that. I swear I can hear the plants whispering