(i also feels like he knows he canât talk to his girl a certain way. like his voices goes above a certain octave one day, not even on some argument shit and sheâs on who âwhoâre you talking to?â or âwatch your mouth/toneâ and heâs like âyes maâam, my badđ«Șâ
it is currently in that drafts!!!!
and for bkgs strict girlfriendâŠ.. i also think it goes both ways with the way you talk to each other but he defo lets you talk to him a little crazy while you nip it in the bud with him lol
like he defo says to you watch your mouth. and you say whoâre you talking to???? eeeeeee. i love a good boundary. and your response is always a pout, grabbing his arm, refusing to apologise, âi didnât mean it like thattttttt!!!â while he steps in close to you, wide eyed, âsorry. my bad.â red cheeked n everything.
but strict girlfriend and him knowing thereâs a constant level he needs to keep up with because another guy can and will take over this spot. he knows birthdays for you will take out more than half of his bank account and heâs okay with that. he knows that his house gotta be tidy when you come over so youâre not unimpressed. he dresses his best beside you at all times! he makes sure he gets those dates and time together weekly and if he canât he is giving specific work reasons and rescheduling. heavy on the rescheduling because youâre also busy and he has a shared calendar. defo a planning sex in the calendar guy and youâre surprised by how much you like it.
also at the beginning of the relationship he defo self censors himself. figuring out what he should say and how to say it and if you mind how rough he gets and his swearing and everything. he is very aware that one odd comment will put you off. very on his tip toes best behaviour. that passes quickly when he realises you like him for him though. he also isnât odd to be saying odd things. if anything he cusses one of his friends too harshly and you do a warning, âkatsukiâŠâ and he sighs and apologises. LOL
and i think the GLEE like the pride he gets when you come onto him first is insane. like akin to those hero of the year awards heâs gotten. on a date youâre both completely sober and youâve got your hand on his thigh rubbing. giving him the eyes. his heart is putter pattering. you want himmmmm. YOU WANT HIM!!! which turns him into the biggest giver to say thank you for wanting him and also he desperately wants his face in your pussy lol
synopsis: waking up in a prison cell wasnât the interplanetary welcome you were expecting. this hero theyâve sent to question you is the most welcomed distraction though.
info: hey! this is heavily inspired by SUPERGIRL! if you havenât seen it, itâs still easy to read. me and aali watched it and whilst the credits were rolling i told her this idea. different to what i usually write but i enjoyed :) this is probably going to be a one shot.
bakugou katsuki hates this part of his job. he finds it incredibly boring, uneventful and somewhat like those detective movies his mother watches in the evening. heâs not a detective or a police officer, heâs a pro hero built for the streets, fighting real villains. not in the foreign governmental holding cell with the purpose of asking questions, while the person in it has anti-quirk handcuffs on. so fucking boring. at least take the handcuffs off them, give him a real challenge.
bakugou barges into the cell, shoulder first into the iron heavy windowless door and the first thing he does is sigh. he crosses his arms across his chest and he flicks his eyes over the room. grey brick walls, square room, a metal toilet in the corner and a thin mattress on the floor. itâs the same as every other high risk room in this prison.
minus you, the woman heâs supposed to be talking to. bakugou frowns, a low unimpressed huh leaving his throat. he was told heâd be dealing with an alien here but from what he can see of you, hugging your arms to your chest on the floor, head resting on your knees⊠you look human. like him. two arms, two legs. he needs to check your face when you look up but otherwise, thereâs nothing particularly alien-like about you and bakugouâs met many aliens before.Â
apparently you havenât spoken to anyone in three days. police have tried, detectives and doctors. they decided heâd be the next step in case you end up being violent.
âfuck, how does it go?â he mutters to himself, shutting the squeaking door behind him. âhate this shit.â
you donât move at the sound of his voice but your handcuffs glow green around your wrists. youâre in the same orange jumpsuits as everyone else in this building. bakugouâs a fan of the colour.
âmy name is dynamight, iâm a hero here on earth. iâve gotta ask you a couple questions âcause protocol and shit. we dunno who you are, why youâre here or what you can do. the quicker we get this done, the quicker we both can go home.â
itâs the mention of home that gets your attention. you lift your head up off your legs and you turn to face the man whoâs taking up more space than necessary in your cell.
as bakugou gasps, you snigger.
what the hell is this guy wearing? those wings by his head? are the height of those boots to compensate for something else?Â
youâre definitely human looking. two sparkly eyes, a nose in the centre of your face. nobody told him the alien was beautiful. fucking stunning.
he wants to go home now, heâs not prepared to be speaking to a woman like you after a ten hour shift. fuck, he doesnât think he ever would be.
bakugou clears his throat. he stands up straight and tightens his arms across his chest.Â
âyouâre very⊠fuck, anyway,â heâs so goddamn embarrassing.
you start laughing, these light buttery giggles that feel like theyâre breathing air into bakugouâs lungs. your eyes brighten, you even lean back on the wall like youâre taking a better look at him. he feels your eyes travel from his boots to the top of his head.
thank god this man has a pretty face, or at least he would if he stopped frowning because this outfit heâs wearing looks stupid. does anyone else on this planet dress like this?
youâre laughing⊠and it feels like itâs at him instead of with him. he knows he didnât say anything funny.
âdo you not know english? they always say i need to speak english for this shit.â he grunts, scratching his head.
damn, heâs finding it hard to even look at you directly. the orange compliments you, makes your skin glow, makes youâ stay focused.
âi doubt youâre gonna know any japanese. dâyou understand me now?â he tries and he sees the frown on your face. confusion.
âah, so you understand english. you just donât want to talk to me.â he punctuates by jabbing his thumb into his chest and then leaning on the wall behind him.
you roll your eyes, which only gets bakugou grinning, then he calms down. he doesnât need to be reacting like he won the lottery over a reaction from you.
âwhatâs your name?â
nothing. you blankly stare at his face.
âwhy are you here?â
nothing.
âcâmon just say somethinâ so i have somethinâ to say to them outside. then you get to go back home.â
you swallow, resting your head in your palm.
âthis is an odd planet. a traveller lands and you immediately arrest them, deprive them of sunlight and dignity,â you nod your head towards the toilet in the corner of the room, âtreating me like a criminal.â
youâve got an accent. one he canât place from anywhere specific on earth. it sounds almost melodic, easy to understand and very clear.
âso the alien talks,â dynamight, you think he introduced himself as earlier, says amused, âyou fell from the sky, at a speed none of us has seen before. it was so fast, not even our meteorologists caught it. then you came out of this metal-like sphere that isnât quite metal, theyâre still workinâ that out, in a coma. not to mention you set alight the fields you landed in, causing a wildfire through acres and acres of land.â
bakugou squints at you, âyou can see why weâd have a fuck load of questions, right?â
you look away from him. fuck. you were told the earth on this planet would have been able to handle your ship, not that youâd start a wildfire.
âi didnât⊠i didnât hurt anyone, did i?â
bakugouâs quick to shake his head, âno, the farmer ushered out all the animals in time. though you did destroy a families hundred year old strawberry farm.â
âshit.â you mutter, in your language. then in english, âiâll help them as soon as iâm out of here.â
thereâs a hero complex to you somewhere. hm. âand to get out of here, answer my questions. yeah?âÂ
you sigh, âwhat do you want dynamo?â
bakugouâs face scrunches like a ball of paper, âdynamight. my name is dynamight.â
âis it actually? earth names didnât sound like that when i researched.â
âitâs my fuckinâ hero name, i said that in my introduction at the beginninââ you know what, never mind. call me dynamight. nothinâ else.â
you blink at him.
âwhatâs your name?â he tries.
he really wants to know your name. not for the sake of government purposes, just for himself.
âthatâs personal, isnât it?â you laugh but dynamight raises his eyebrows.
ânot at all actually,â he breathes, equally restless and intrigued, âquick or weâll be here all goddamn day.â
âyou swear a lot, donât you? is that normal?â
that catches bakugou off guard, he leans off the wall. âhah? youâre not askinâ me questions, woman. iâm doinâ the askinâ.â
you chuckle, loud and sweet. âokay, okay! my name is yn.â
âyn,â he likes the sound of it on his lips, though itâs even better from yours, âyn where are you from?â
âwhy are you dressed like that?â
bakugou looks down at himself. heâs always been voted highly for best dressed hero. his black body suit, black and orange chunky boots. heâs got his wings at his shoulders. he doesnât have his gauntlets on though, he doesnât need them for this.
âthis is my hero suit. how many times do i have to tell you, iâm a professional heroâ.â
âhero,â you try, âis that your version of a protector? looking after civilians? the strongest of the people?â
bakugou canât help but let his grin slip. he likes the sound of that. itâs all true. ây-yeah i am. currently third on the charts but i jump between one and two, so technically iâm the best in the country.â
you do an upside down smile, somewhat impressed. so this man is one of the strongest and cocky about it. his grin is cute too. his lips stretch wider, only one corner rising. a gold tooth shining. okay, his smirk is sexy.
âfamily must be proud.â
âthey expected it,â he shrugs. wow, is it easy to get off topic with you. âany quirks?â
âquirks?â
âabilities different to the average.â
you scrunch your nose, ânot that i know of.â
bakugou doesnât know if he can trust you. âso if i took those handcuffs off you, nothing about you would change?â
honestly no. your body feels fine. mentally, not so much.
you snap the handcuffs apart, the middle chain breaking with ease, now appearing as two ugly grey bracelets on your wrists as the green glow slowly dies down. bakugou jumps at the sound, jaw dropping on command.
âwhat the fuck?â bakugou canât even get out of those. heâs tried before in hero training. what are you? âwhy the hell didn't you get out of them before?â
âiâŠâ
youâve never experienced grief before and to experience it on the scale you are now... your parents, your family, your people, your home. all gone. you donât think you wanted to break out of it yet.
âhad other things on my mind,â you offer, looking up at this dynamight man. âwhatâs your⊠quirk?â
something about him is comforting. with those boots on, heâs as big as the men back home. just as wide too.Â
so to get information out of you, he has to give a little back. thatâs okay for now.
âi sweat nitroglycerin. can create explosions from my hands,â he gives you a little show, facing his palms up to the ceiling and creating little sparks.
that gets you facing him, now cross legged on the floor. you sound like a child, brimming with curiosity. you donât recognise the word nitroglycerin but you can assume. âhow big can you make them?â
bakugou chuckles to himself, slowly sinking to sit down too. âquestion for question then. so itâs my turn now.â
you huff, âfine.â
have you showered in these three days? you look as if you have. a beautiful glow like those women in skincare adverts he sees.
âhow old are you?â not the most important question, but heâs got to know. they couldnât have gotten a more selfish hero to question you.
âfifty moon shines,â you say without a beat. âhow old are you? wait, let me see your explosions!â
âwoah, woah, hold on. fifty?â you either look good for your age orâ, âhow are years measured where youâre from?â
â182 days. isnât it my turn to ask a question?â
âhow long are your days?â
âtwenty three hours.â
bakugou relaxes. youâre the same age as him.Â
âso youâre twenty five.â
âi just said iâm fifty.â
âto me thatâs like youâre sayinâ you're a hundred in your time. youâre twenty five in this world, darlinâ.â
âdarling? whatâs that?â
bakugou shakes his head. shouldnât have said that. ânothinâ. iâm twenty six.â
that pleases you for some reason. you both stare at each other for a few seconds, sizing the other up. you could take him in a fight you think. in bed too, if it came down to it.
âhow big can you make your sweat explosions?â
bakugou winces. what an ugly name. âtheyâre not sweat explosions.â âbut you saidâ,â âthe size of buildings. could blow this whole building up. can also fly, use them as grenades, blind opponents, shoot them like a gun.â
heâs sharing too much now. you shouldnât be telling your enemies your main attacks. itâs going to be a beautiful woman to take him down. that tarot reader kaminari took him to was right.
âthatâs really cool, dynamight. i canât do that.â
you sound honest, real. bakugou bends his knees and rests his arms on top. âitâs whatever. what can you do?â
you shrug, looking at your bare hands. thereâs some dirt under your nails and theyâre all chipped from your lack of basic essentials. âwhere iâm from, everyone is the same so i donât know how different i am to you guys.â
bakugou gets that, âwhatâs the most you can liftâ,â
âmy turn now, hero. whyâre you so pissy?â you ask, tilting your head at him.
bakugou canât help the loud, âhah?â he sits up at that comment, hands flat on the floor.
âyou came in here moaning. you swear in every sentence. you act like the world has done you wrong. what happened with you?âÂ
thereâs a part of you that wants to find solidarity in this man. that perhaps he understands the pain youâre going through deep within your soul. after waking up from your coma three days ago, you feel sure the grief is going to eat you alive. you donât want to hate the world, become evil and angry. you also donât know how to not.
you get this blonde man blinking at you. a silence takes up the room quickly but you give him all the space in the world to speak.
âwhat dâyou mean what happened to me? you think i have a sad tragic backstory like those american game show contestants?â
now youâre frowning back at him. you donât understand that reference. âdonât you? or youâre just pissy for no reason?â
it feels like a weird competition now, that he should have something under his belt. something odd and sadistic to impress you with. bakugou bites.
âi died when i was sixteen. i fought a war and died.â
youâre not impressed. âhow are you here now? i didnât know this world has magicâ,â
bakugou shakes his head, ânah not magic. another⊠another hero here fixed me up. brought me back.â
âoh,â you trail off, âand youâre fine now?â
he is. though it seems as if youâre looking for more. he deals with villain attacks often. fights them with his friends. he hasnât been close to death since. he lives a wealthy luxury lifestyle now heâs professional and heâs got all his friends around him. all his greatest traumas heâs working through in therapy. yes, he goes therapy.Â
you keep talking, âyouâve got both your parents? all your friends?â
ây-yeah i do? i answered your question, didnât i?â he spits.
you roll your lips in.
âare you⊠are you laughinâ at me again?â
at that your dam breaks, giggles spilling out. your shoulders shake and your hand covers your mouth in an attempt to be polite. though you lost that once you had to use the toilet beside your bed being recorded by security.Â
jâno, well yes! i donât know, i thought you had a tragic backstory to explain your shitty attitude. guess itâs just you.â
bakugouâs walls go straight up. he doesnât know who the hell you think you are to read him so easily. because yeah, maybe he is just a dick. but he owns it. heâs apologised for his mistakes in the past. he doesnât hold all his worth to his quirk anymore and he doesnât blame himself for anyoneâs death. heâs actually quite well adjusted now.
âokay, so the fuck is your problem? whyâre you on earth? whereâs home? whereâs your family? they just send you here and canât be bothered to get you outta âearth jailâ?â he snaps.
that slows your laughter down, your grin is the last thing to drop before pain shakes your heart. itâs a harsh squeeze that doesnât let up.
âyouâre not getting all of that out of me in one day. see you tomorrow, dynamight.â youâve got nobody to come get you.Â
bakugou hates how he likes the sound of that. another day, a reason to see you again. heâs got a whole load of questions to ask you but heâs got to get back to his other tasks for the day.
âfine, if thatâs what you want.â he begins to rise to his feet. heâs too petty to be somewhat nice. âyâknow if you cooperate we can send you home.â
you look up at bakugou, hugging your knees to your chest on the hard concrete floor. âi donât have a home anymore.â
bakugou stands still, mouth open to speak but nothing right is about to come out. until thereâs a rough knock on the door, one of the jail guards.
âyou okay, dynamight? times up unless you need more?â
bakugou doesnât take his eyes off you, now back to your original position with your forehead on your knees. he wonât be surprised if you move to fetal position once heâs gone.
âiâll be back tomorrow, yn.â
you donât bother replying to him but you hear his thick boots walk out.Â
as soon as bakugou steps out the door, the guard pipes up.
âwe saw she was speaking to you on cams! the alienâs gorgeous, isnât she? doesnât look like no damn alien either. what was she saying?â
the first thing bakugou does is shove the man away. âdown my fuckinâ neck. iâm not sayinâ shit to you. who runs this place?â
in about an hour, youâre pulled out of your cell to a new room. one with a bedframe for your mattress, a pencil and a pad of paper. most especially, the toilet is in a separate room to your cell. youâre especially grateful when they remove your handcuff bracelets and donât lock new ones on.
thereâs no chance youâre going to thank dynamight for giving you your basic rights. you appreciate the changes to your new home though.Â
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Nerdjo and his nerdy girlfriend are totally relationship noobsâŠ
â„ Nerdjo! When he would randomly sit next to you in his calculus class, and stare at you (in a totally not creepy way) while you were solving problems with ease, thinkingâ-you were always the only one to keep up with him, huh? ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! Who lowkey saw you as competition at first before you dated, a tiny scowl planted on his face when any professor would give you more praise and attention than himâjust for him to now only want that praise and acknowledgement from you! ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! When you first got each others numbers, played a nerve wracking game of âwhoâs gonna text firstâ and you both would overthink and assume you didnât like each other, until toru grew enough balls to send that one military cat meme. Nailed it! ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! When stuck studying in the library with you late at night for a project, would act like he had to use the bathroom to sneak and get you something from the vending machineâonly to come back and you had taken the opportunity to do the same?! You both clumsily explain quite obvious actions⊠ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! Loves when you wanna compare english notes, getting into silly arguments about his chicken scratch handwriting and him saying âThatâs just how a genius writes! Take it or leave it.â Only for him to attempt to make it neaterâonly if you kiss him first though. ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! When you both had your first kiss, it was basically just mushing your faces togetherâglasses clashing in a clumsy mess, eventually taking a break and trying to lighten the tension with lame jokes and snack offerings. (Satoru later went to look up how to makeout on wikihow, embarrassingly practicing on his handâŠ) ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! Who DEFINITELY did not fail at pretending to ignore you for your birthday with an attempt to surprise youâjust to end up blocked halfway and now sulking in his upset overthinking girlfriendâs arms while he shows her the video of what he was trying to do. ËËË
â„ Nerdjo! Who quite literally didnât see himself with anyone but you, whoâs a nerd without someone to be nerdy with?? ËËË