RioDeOof

20s, goth/punk/rivothead, she/he, fandom and political thoughts mainly. nsfw. Some girls wander by mistake

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.

[glowingemberz]

Not again. Reread OPs name

[virtualgirladvance]

no shut up let me believe please i need this

[riodeoof]

Transphobes will be like "your balls are showing, bro" as if I didn't check to make sure my bulge was visible when I got dressed

[riodeoof]

Arin Hanson voice: yeah! 🎵 T4T. T5T 🎵

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[rat-girl-1993]

[enki2]

[riodeoof]

Also rent freeze does not mean rent is now free, it means rent is frozen to the agreed upon price so your leech can't raise it on you at random.

[captain-price-returns]

You’re years too late to be recognizing the threat of US government mass surveillance, bud.

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight

[hotvampireadjacent]

[riodeoof]

"But if we don't invest in AI, China will surpass us!"

[afcroyjamie]

[ssentinl]

will you’re not really slick at all but it’s okay cause we still love you

[auracobaltblue]

Mike after asking Will to take off his belt and wrap it over the exploding pipe when Will actually does it:

[clacy2812]

Hey whats all that noise-

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[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[riodeoof]

Every time I see PHM in the wild I have to fight to differentiate Project Hail Mary from Pretty Hate Machine