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layla romero. twenty. self-proclaimed cliche, avid metal enthusiast, and as of recently only a part-time loser. still kind of a dweeb.

[patrickdempesy]

[riotaromero]

A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame mas gasolina).

[scarymarymusic]

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Metallica - Seek & Destroy

[imaparrot]

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It’s High School all over again.

[riotaromero]

It was no surprise that coming back to Bristol wasn't Layla's wisest decision. No one knew the reason why, including her sister, which had to mean she'd sincerely fucked things up this time. It wasn't as though she liked keeping things from her, hell it was quite the contrary. But, it was too easy and selfish to just come out and drop her problems on the younger one. She had a life, and Layla didn't want to be the reason behind ruining it. They had their mother for that.

In hopes to find Toxic Bob's in the same condition she left it, it failed to reach expectations. As always. Christ, it was that new music store three blocks away taking their hard earned business. Well, Bob's hard-earned business. Layla wasn't quite an employee currently. No one appreciated the nostalgic sound of vinyl anymore, really. It was a pity that it had to be a considered a "hipster" thing to enjoy unique quality. Though as much as the brunette wished it was a shocker-- it wasn't. Time's were tough, but the real surprise was it was finally catching up to the business. Sooner or later, the 'for lease' sign will be hanging morbidly on the glass doors. Everything was changing around Layla, even in her hometown and it was out of her control - that was probably the scariest bit of all.

Bob was nowhere to be seen, but the brunette took her routine spot behind the counter and sat on the very chair that felt like she'd never left in the first place. It was only until she heard the bells chime inside the shop, indicated a customer arrival, that she hopped off the seat. "Can I help you?" Christ, Romero you don't even work here anymore.

[meg-doherty]

What can I say? I’m a child of originality heaven— or some shit. That’s the fuckery my Aunt throws at my face; along with a nice portion of that night’s dinner, whenever I cuss at her. Women of Faith man— don’t fuck with ‘em. Crazy bitches. And that’s coming from me. 

What a catch she is. Rupaul? Drag Race? All sounds like a load of crap entertainment for the weak of heart to me, and I think I’ll be standing about a thousand miles away when the tuck and tape bonanza begins. So— what? You just spend your life at the bar listening to shitty pick up lines? What a life, man. What. A. Life. 

[riotaromero]

That's quite the fuckin' statement. I'll hold you up to that, and I have extremely high expectations-- tread with caution. Christ you're telling me, my mum almost punched a nun once, then again don't test a Mexican woman's patience.

Oh you never heard of it? Jesus it's actually quite good, coming from me when I have nothing to do on a Saturday night. That and Bad Girls Club are becoming my go-to's. I'm a cultured person you know. Gee, I wish. Wouldn't life just be a fuckin' bliss to mindlessly eat up that crap? Pure ignorance, man. Naw, but I used to work at Toxic Bob's-- not anymore now since I got a real job back in London. Just here visiting family for now.

[bqrares]

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[delilahdidntlikenewyorkcity-blog]

I’ll be Caesar, you be Brutus because damn, you are looking Brutiful tonight. Goodness, urr—see no evil, speak no bloody evil, yeah? Or if you really wanna heat things up, I’ll blast “Blurred Lines” and you can rate it from a scale of one to rape? Jeez, sorry, objectifying women through cringey pick up lines was something God decided to put in my “fuck no” pile of talents. Next drink’s on me, I’ll have to compensate for the imaginary smooth jazz playing in the background.

[riotaromero]

Oi, you're being way too harsh on yourself. It wasn't that bad compared to the "is that a mirror in your pocket", if ya want to talk about objectifying women. If it makes you feel better my pile of "fuck no" consists of any challenge of Youtube origins and not getting attrociously awkward during any flirtatious encounters. Ah, you did get me at free drinks though. Before the compensating starts I feel like this is where introductions are in order I'm Layla.

[evamohns]

the best of malia tate [so far]: outfits

[damonchanning]

You really that shocked, Romero?

[riotaromero]

Considering I'm...me, and you're...you, and I've known you almost my whole life; yeah -- it's safe to say I'm shocked. Honestly speaking? You being back here in general is just plain out-of-place and weird.

[katerina-grace-romanov-deactiva]

Not that I’m aware of. I’m supposed to meet someone here, thats all. I don’t think you’re the right person.

[riotaromero]

Well-- I s'pose not. Wait, am I interruptin' some sort of drug deal or sommat? Cos I'm afraid to tell you, this is a shitty place to do it. Kids everywhere, cops just a block away. You're fucked.

[riotaromero]

@slayinglayla: this is disgusting what kind of person doesnt wanna take selfies with their own sister

@slayinglayla: wait lmao i think i got through to her

@slayinglayla: no one tell her where i hid her favorite taxidermy thing

[damonchanning]

No she— Nevermind. Look, princess, you ever gonna let me take you out or should I forget about it? Just remember, if you shut me down I’ll just keep comin’ back.

[riotaromero]

Is this actually happening?

[damonchanning]

Bet you wish I have been though, Romero. You girls love your sappy, romantic shit don’t ya’? The day I got back into town, I was standin’ outside your house with thousands of roses yellin’, Layla my princess! Come to me! We can ride on my horse into the sunset!

Hey I ain’t lookin’ for free records, at least not from you. There’s a new girl there — well you can finish the rest. But she ain’t no Layla Romero. 

[riotaromero]

Fuck, why did god give me a vagina if I'm actually supposed to buy that shit? Like, you make me wanna puke on babies when you said "Layla my princess". Please, never again.

That better not be in the sense that she's doing the job worse than me. If I find The Clash under Teen Suicide's section, I'll kick her arse.

[virsaces]