sometimes when I think about naruto my brain goes
what if young naruto meets his older version. like I wish I could draw this but
YN: you’re married?! Did you marry Sakura-chan? Tell me you married her! Are you the Hokage? What’s up with the hair? Why do you have bandages?”
ON: Yes, I’m the seventh Hokage. This haircut is mature. I can’t tell you about the bandages and no I didn’t marry Sakura-chan, she married Sasuke and I married Hinata. We have two children, a boy named Boruto, and a girl named Himawari.
YN: Whaddya mean I didn’t marry Sakura-chan? Why did you marry Hinata? You don’t look happy even though you’re Hokage! Where are my friends?
ON: It may seem like I gave into peer pressure, and Neji, unfortunately, had to die in order for Hinata and I to get together,
ON: then we had to fight some alien being from the moon and I think Hinata was supposed to be a goddess-like being and I have no idea what happened to her now because she just sits at home
and knits or sews or she visits Neji’s grave with Himawari, but apparently she really loved me and she used to get bullied or something because she had the Byakugan and she made me a scarf and she got mad at me wearing a scarf my mom made,
ON: and everyone was encouraging me to marry her and even Sakura-chan told me to marry her, and she and I don’t seem happy, and I sleep on the couch in my own home or at least when I am home,
I honestly stopped talking to everyone except for Shikamaru and Sasuke when he’s home, and I’m sure my kids hate me-
YN: ….. I’m gonna ignore that pathetic sack of lies that spewed from your lips just now.
YN: Peer pressure? You gave into peer pressure? Since when have you been such a punk? I didn’t raise you to be this way!
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