Here's to Never Growing Up

I do the arts, I'm a lover of books, hyper critical of movies and vocalists, and use this blog to make myself and people like me smile.

[olympusrox]

" i had a consensual workplace relationship" has the same feel as that meme where the womans like "he had a horrible accident... he tripped and fell.... into another womans vagina *wipes away tear*"

[squeakitties]

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

[swaggy-hairy-thang]

Also because we were preparing for Shrek's arrival.

[timeloopfemme]

got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

[hollowboobtheory]

[brucebocchi]

[cutecutejames]

Us in 2020

Us in 2022

[the-phantom-author]

[detectivehole]

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

[animatedamerican]

[theroyalsavage]

[florescentlcvesickness]

[faschionism]

cybercatholic

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Sisters of Battle are a Vibe, an Aesthetic, a Mood

[funnytwittertweets]

[schzunabe]

drinkw ater highly recomend

[schzunabe]

[libraford]

Paul Hollywood: you're going to make a cake... that's sweetcorn flavor?

Everyone in the American Midwest watching from home, ready to throw down on behalf of corn: DO YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT

[libraford]

Prue: how original, it certainly tastes like sweet corn.

Anyone that's ever enjoyed sweetcorn anything: YEAH YOU BET IT DOES

[annechen-melo]

Really wanting the GBBO crew to have to judge a state fair baking competition in the southeastern US.

Not sure Hollywood would survive.

[libraford]

Contestant: i made you this. It's a deep fried oreo with corn nuts on top. Bone apple tea.

Paul: zero of those words made any sense in the order that you said them.

[ankle-beez]

And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!

[capnsaltsquid]

Anyone remember the fiasco with the first live action Sonic design? Remember how, after the disastrous initial response, they went back to the drawing board and took their time and returned with something that wasn't half bad?

It's not too late to recast Mario with Charles Martinet, who voiced him for, I dunno, 30 goddamn years? All this talk about Charles not having the range to do a live action is just a bunch of excuses. He has an amazing repertoire, this would be a cake walk for him.

I hope Universal takes the hint and does the right thing. People will understand, just like they did with Sonic.

[eponymous-rose]

Just saw someone on campus stop the person ahead of me to ask for directions and this poor man just looks at the student's phone and goes "I don't know how to tell you this... you're on the wrong campus. You're in the wrong city."

[aftabkaran]

People protect a woman who is burning her scarf

[coldtake]

[xmxp-v]

[toastbutteregg]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[thehalflingsleaf]

"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care

[firespirited]

ah yes the benefits grift where you can’t get married, can’t have savings and get a pittance. the one that accounts for 0.3% of fraud compared to the other 99.7% in tax frauds and various corporate grants and writeoffs. took me 14 years of being nearly bedbound to get approved because we hadn’t ticked all the right boxes in the correct order.