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[alisvart]

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[exitwound]

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

[transarsonist]

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

[citrono-kirbo]

[junglejim4322]

[solidsnake]

[mysterypuppy]

Lets orbit around mama

[abettertomorrow]

when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

[exitwound]

i could be the person who changes the stoplights. red. yellow. green. red. yellow. green. it comes naturally to me

[postcards]

[dipperthedestructor]

im the prettiest canary in this mine

[dipperthedestructor]

what the fuck is that smell

[thesummerneverends]

Visit Original Link

[cherrybonerot]

if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice ❤️

[aletheyass]

uniqlo needs to do a medieval monk collection

[tim-official]

they did not call me any particular nickname in college because I did not have any characteristics or traits

[technofinch]

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

[birdingbutch]

everybody in the club going yippee

[papayajuan2019]

i plan on becoming a child prodigy at 44

[financepigdotnet]

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this