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Top surgery and bottom surgery are just their own DLCs for trans people.
me, messing around trying to find the flash function on my laptop's camera: i've been outsmarted by technology and it's not even 2038
Can I Hear Lemon
When your own unexpected audible breathing vaguely startles you in the dark
friend (probably asking for JUST a summary): So what's the musical about?
Me: *tells the musical storyline in its entirety*
story time: earlier i was working on my drivers ed class and one of the questions started with "when" so my voice instinctively switched to my Relatable Tumblr Post Voice. Fun to know thatâs ingrained in my mind whenever I see âwhenâ first in a sentence
Iâd like to thank the academy and my friends: KFC, Chick-fil-A, and Churchâs Chicken
Screw it, imma put the rest of the highlights that happened on Discord right here:
âMy Father, Colonel Sanders, My Mother Hen, that fake chicken I held a month or two agoâ - R
âThe Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit AMENâ - H
âi leave the chat for a while and come back to thisâ - L
âhope you enjoyed my TED Talk about chicken. I graduated from watching Chicken Little a loooooong time agoâ - R
âhâ - L
âi would pay real money to watch you do a ted talk about chickenâ - H
âImma go all in and put images of my experience with chicken on that screen up on that stageâ - R
"'Where did my love for chicken start?' you ask? Thanks for asking. It all started back when I was a little kid at KFC and I burnt my mouth on mash potatoes." - Ryan [insert last name here] (2018), TED Talksâ - R
âCan i buy the full talk on amazon prime?â - H
âyes.â - R
âtake my credit card info Nowâ - H
âRyan [insert last name here]'s TED Talk About Chicken Goes Viral Over Nightâ âYou can see me in my next movie, The Henâ âi've gotten to the point where it's so late that i actually get funny i guessâ - R
[H makes a news meme about it but I canât put it in the post because it includes my last name] *inserts meme in chat* âyoure funny all the time not just late at nightâ - H
âthat image sent me flying back to lie down on my back and recoverâ - R
âcâ - H
âhâ - L
âc is for chickenâ - R
âim Screamingâ - H
*ryanyaboi changed the channel name: Ryan's Chicken TED Talk*
âBLEASEâ - H
âsorry lolâ - R
I'd like to thank the academy and my friends: KFC, Chick-fil-A, and Church's Chicken
âWelcome to Indiana,â I say with tears rolling down my face.
cis males: *exist*
me:
peeing on a wasp nest is a valid mood
Nature is trying to murder me
âDid I hear someone say âYou smell like Oprahâ?â
my mom just yelled to me from the other room saying "WANNA SEE THIS THING ABOUT PEOPLE ADDICTED TO MEMES"