Riskie @riskle-raskle - Tumblr Blog

wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

tuxankhamun

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

bester-jester

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

just-spacetrash

in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

its-always-sunny-in-city17

cineshemp

who up re-animating their dead

tomb-mold

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

eremitical

costco should sell weed i want to smoke kirkland signature strain

lazer-exe

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

mxmuffin

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

shittysawtraps

finally getting home from a saw trap and checking your phone to find a venmo request for $50 from @j_gsaw labeled “trap costs”

slushi-chan

If John charges me trap costs I’m sending him a Venmo request labeled “therapy costs”

theblackparadeisdead

The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps