💙My ALT (i am insane)💛

I ramble here (banner photo by me)

[riskyalt]

Hi, this is my ALT Tumblr where I will ramble on and on about random shit (mostly QSMP & Life Series/Hermitcraft)

I go by she/her and you can call me risk, elk or elkr (whatever tho fr)

Я також вітаю всіх моїх українців, слава Україні і бажаю гарного дня <3

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A few things!:

I will yap endlessly about q!roier and it's not even funny

[ #elk rambles ] -> all original posts that I've written

[ #qsmp clips ] -> self explanatory

I ALWAYS put a q! or c! when talking about characters, and don't put those when talking about CC unless it's in a oneshot

QSMP POV's (back in the day) were: Roier and Cellbit

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YES MY FAVOURITE COLOURS ARE ORANGE AND CYAN AIGHT GET OUTTA HERE

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A few links in case you want to educate yourself or help out. Anything counts <3

Ohmadyt Charity

Holodomor Museum

Hospitallers Medical Aid Fund

Museum of War History

Mariupol Before and After War

[everythingfox]

Most unserious animal

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[qvarr]

This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.

I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.

[lurelimeart]

naydra looked amazing when corrupted. "oh but she was evil" she was also glamorous though so

[kayvsworld]

most tragic thing about wanting to see more stuff of your oc is that the c is o and YOU have to make the stuff. devastating. why can’t art of my beautiful baby just appear in my hands. just materialize under my pillow, like from the tooth fairy

[introverting-rn]

The Champions from BOTW become so much more heartbreaking when you incorporate TOTK lore, because it makes Revali, Mipha, Urbosa and Daruk the first attempts of the sages to uphold their vows. Seeing that Ganon was rising, seeing that Zelda and Link were born, they chose Champions to fulfil their old vows: the Sage of Wind gave the advantage of height, wondering if such a power would have enabled them to overwhelm Ganon; the Sage of Water gave the strength of healing, wondering if it could have saved Sonia; the Sage of Lightning gave the ability to infuse lighting into your strikes, wondering if the extra strength would have broken through Ganon’s shields; and the Sage of Fire provided the strongest possible protection, wondering if it would have saved Rauru.

They witness their Champions join up with Zelda, their old companion, and Link, to whom they have sworn service.

They see every single Champion succumb to Ganondorf in spite of everything. A century later, as the princess barely holds on and the knight barely wakes up, they choose new gifts for their Champions.

For Tulin, a horizontal gust - allowing for evasion of the fatal wound that took down Revali.

For Sidon, a shield - there is no need to heal if you can prevent wounds in the first place.

For Riju, ranged lightning - it is better to keep the enemy out of melee range.

For Yunobo, a roll - offence is the greatest defence.

They blamed themselves for the calamity, and so they tried to fix it.

[critical-birb]

Totk would have been a better game if the Divine Beasts were still around just out of action, and you could still visit them and hear the Champions ghosts.

It would have no impact on the story, but you could just go and keep them company sometimes and tell them stories and they could tell you stuff about their old lives. Sometimes Mipha talks about how some Zora kids came swimming past Ruta and she made it's trunk spray water to suprise and amuse them. Sometimes Revali let's slip that some of the Rito kids have been leaving flower crowns for him at Medoh's feet. Urbosa tells you about how happy she feels when the music from the Gerudo Town festival travels on the winds and she can dance along and pretend she's still there. Daruk laughs with you about how young Gorons have started trying to prove their strength by visiting Rudania and trying to lift one of her massive feet - and sometimes he commands it to lift a leg to make it a little easier for the underdogs.

You could do tiny side quests by bringing them old items from their homes or to solve little issues for them regarding things happening close by.

Idk I know they moved onto the afterlife at the end of BOTW but I still think it would have been cute. I think I just miss Revali.

[despazito]

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

[1000-life-hacks]

[yvynyl]

[staff]

You can now “Send to” Tumblr directly from your Google Reader!  Thanks, Google :)

(via yvynyl and jtramsay)

[intercal]

[jellyjambear]

Ethoslab Fanart <𝟑 .ᐟ

This is Hermitcraft season 10 Etho specifically inspired by the garden in his base!!

I saranghe minecraft 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯

[hollowboobtheory]

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

[choicelessflope]

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

[clowngirlpony]

Think again

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a ga g a c t A a t a a ' g t a ta T aga

Closest match: Trionyx triunguis genome assembly, chromosome: 20 Common name: African Softshell Turtle

(image source)

[foolishorluffyswife]

[lazzf]

If Etoiles were on QSMP 2, his gameplay would be a ranked speedrun to Nether, where he would finally settle

[greatandholypangolin]

I’ve been loving the pace of the Mumbo videos lately he’s settled into a really good rhythm:

Hi everyone let’s try build two (2) (✌️) trees today :)

Experiences the most emotional turmoil and artistic agony a human can experience for the next eight minutes

Okay 😦 I think I like how the first tree is going 😟 I’m really happy with how my base is turning out 😬

Hi miscellaneous hermit of the day your base is so cool and everything you make is so cool and you’re so cool let’s go stargazing together and maybe kiss on the cheek and forehead but no further ☝️

Okay :) second tree time!

Fourteen minutes more of convulsing on the floor and coughing up blood

I had a once in a lifetime experience a few days back lol 😜 because

…………ooorgh……….. the suffering………

Okay time to talk about my OCs!

And then the episode is over

[stargazostli]

Still thinking about this

[doffy2]

I really genuinely like this site and it's original layout and premise. I like custom themes. I like mobile themes. I like how posting works. I like how tag search works. I like sending and receiving asks. I like how you can make your blog whatever the hell you want. I like this fucking platform and for some reason staff is vigorously sawing their limbs off like they have to but they're in the middle of a grocery store and everyone there is going "why the hell are you doing that?" and staff cries "you all want me to"