YOU AGAIN

[purplebuddhaproject]

“When it comes to men who are romantically interested in you, it’s really simple. Just ignore everything they say and only pay attention to what they do.”

— Randy Pausch (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[tooiconic]

Someone: “So tell me about yourself!”

My two brain cells suddenly knowing nothing about my own personality or existence:

[meanplastic]

I AM SCREAMING

[fireable-deactivated20180203]

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

[toukofukawa2-deactivated2019102]

“you can’t let your mental health affect everything” sorry. my bad. i forgot that even though my mental illness is In My Brain, which does Everything for me, that’s not an excuse for my mental health affecting everything i do. so sorry.

[northw0man-deactivated20201019]

I will forever be profoundly unimpressed with people who take pride in their unkindness to others

[poeticallyunkind]

[netflixandnudez]

Most annoying part of your 20's: Feeling like you're not where you should be, while everyone else SEEMS like they are.

[minusthelove]

Exactly

[898-deactivated20210515]

[honeyglazedbabe]

[elia-kazan]

me walking into church

[terminal-young-thing-deactivate]

[congalineofdurin]

dear god, let it be enough

[belf-on-the-shelf]

i took a vow to reblog this each and every time i see it

[excessunrated]

I AM WHEEZING

[lovelylarayyy]

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

[thejakelikesonions]

Puppies first

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[twerkingwhiteboy-deactivated201]

[thatsthat24]

PREACH

[half-ace]

“Why is it that men refuse to let themselves enjoy shit”

[stark-raven-mad]

“It’s delicious you prick” is the same thing I would say

[bnmxfld]

[yourladyindank]

Not that it matter but don't these people realize that kids who are half white can come out looking completely like their white parents. Like my grandpa is an Afro- Latino and my mom looks completely like her mother whose mostly white. I don't understand why race mixing matters anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️people love who they love.

Because they’re stupid

[kamiyu910]

My favorite examples of how crazy genetics can be is with twins 

I love genetics. Biology is a trip

[tooiconic]

This is always so cool.

[an-american-whore]

People like to think that genetic inheritance is like a 50/50 split of traits or some shit when in reality it’s like a fucking free for all who gets to take what spot and what traits develop as a result like

[junnoace]

Genetics is like scooping a handful of marbles. You don’t know what different shit your gonna get! And only the stuff that really pops is going to show physically even if you carry a genetic for more than one thing.