Uncensored

29 years old, married. This blog is 18+ only, occasional nsfw content

[jelly-fssh]

My wedding was last Sunday it was such a fun day

[tim-official]

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

[anarcho-gamerist]

I use spicy to describe food

[catgirlforeskin]

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

[fruitviking]

Twilight

[unholyblissafterdark]

[kianspo]

Oh my god i forgot how unhinged this place was

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[worstgirleva]

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

[thememedaddy]

[withdreamsofhereafter]

Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree

[bippus]

Thinking of succumbing to something later

[jelly-fssh]

I’ll be scrolling on tiktok and every video is a banger then I realize I’ve been scrolling on my reposts lol

[jelly-fssh]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[scorpionlafemme]

[morgan-lefaye]

[chicks]

[socialistexan]

I've never seen trad wives explained so perfectly. "Non-nude fetish content for sexist men"

[cilantrhoes]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[chrisweedpiano]

[desolationlesbian]

sometimes I think too hard about like. how the ability to record audio fundamentally changed how humans interact with music. can you imagine if the only time you ever heard music in your whole life was when you or another human being in your actual physical presence decided to create it. and 99.99% of the time that person was not a professional but just like your wife or your dad or your co-worker or church choir singing or playing whatever they happened to know. i honestly don't think we can fathom it

[desolationlesbian]

Everyone on this post making nonsense "WAH it must have been BETTER back then" comments is ridiculous. I have 24/7 instant high-quality access to Carly Rae Jepsen's entire catalog. Go listen to Cut To The Feeling and appreciate that miracle or get off my post.