fuck it. jojo again.

• THIS IS A NSFW BLOG. 18+ ONLY. MINORS DNI • Rohan • 22 •

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opening up requests. go crazy stupid aaaah

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rvryone hear me out we bring back separated reblogs for advertisers only. this rocks wtf

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Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

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[radicalgraff]

“Down with the Empire”

Seen in Santiago, Chile

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u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

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the way bbno$ and yung gravy both look exactly like mormons just by putting on white button downs and ties… the range they have.

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absolutely free cutie pie 🥰

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dude it’s crazy how i grew up mostly White American and yet i’m still very obviously culturally Catholic in many ways lol. can’t bear to be in the house all day? oh that’s your urge to do Godly Work and honor your family by being productive. show emotion in public and immediately feel intense shame? that’s because it’s Impolite to show your feelings in most settings which is tantamount to Sin. mildly inconvenience someone for something you could do yourself? Ultimate Sin. Immediate Hell. Immolation Forever.

on the other hand i write a killer thank you note and that’s been an incredible strength in relationships both interpersonal and professional so overall it breaks even i think

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REALLY loving how ikalgo got most of his arms cut off and now he’s just a little guy in a hoodie. behold a man

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he’s SO LITTLE GUY coded i love him. tomorrow will be my birthday. hell yeah

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REALLY loving how ikalgo got most of his arms cut off and now he’s just a little guy in a hoodie. behold a man

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literally nobody expected anything but complete savagery from meruem and he also definitely didn’t know that caring was an option and komugi was the first person to make him feel probably anything but hungry and bored andyeah at first that was hate and anger but then he started to respect her im gonna scream

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meruem meeting the most insane girlfailure autistic girlie who makes insane money on her niche hyperfixation and immediately being like yeah i can get into this shit. hes real for that man. also the scene with the owl really hits me somewhere personal lmao.

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shaiapouf having one (1) bad thought and immediately launching into an entire violin sonata in which he mentally harangues himself before bursting into violent tears is absolutely insane. hes so me wtf.

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yeah yeah yeah but the point really is that shaiapouf isn’t like. actually any smarter than youpi or pitou when you break it all down. hes just annoying

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he didn’t even know he had a name until she asked man.

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shaiapouf having one (1) bad thought and immediately launching into an entire violin sonata in which he mentally harangues himself before bursting into violent tears is absolutely insane. hes so me wtf.

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literally nobody expected anything but complete savagery from meruem and he also definitely didn’t know that caring was an option and komugi was the first person to make him feel probably anything but hungry and bored andyeah at first that was hate and anger but then he started to respect her im gonna scream

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meleoreon seeing shoot and being like “that guy is weird he doesn’t have any eyebrows” will forever be iconic. im looking at the man in the mirror