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What’s got you so cranky? Let me eat in peace.
"No one's being entertaining."
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@rita-queenofthequills
txdtxnks:
What’s got you so cranky? Let me eat in peace.
"No one's being entertaining."
sebastianvaisey:
Tell me, Ree. What is it that you want? You’re fond of getting compliments — which you certainly deserve — but it is rare to see you handing those out on your free will.
What, am I not allowed to hand out an innocent compliment or two on occasion?
sebastianvaisey:
I — [ Sebastian looked down, chuckling. ] think this is a compliment?
Thank you?
Definitely a compliment, oh sweet Sebastian.
rebellxon:
That’s quite sad, you realize? Having to depend on other people for a fun life. [ Mary raised her eyebrows. ] And what if I tried to look into your determents and exploited them?
Well, you could ruin my reputation, just for shits and giggles. How do you know I’m even telling you the truth? I could have loads of skeletons in my closet, but just fucking around with you, yanking your wand.
You wouldn't find anything. I hide my secrets well.
I would. Just for shits and giggles, as you say. Don't underestimate me, MacDonald.
miriamhiggs:
Some just never grow up,
hm ?
Fortunate that the world supplies those without such impulsive natures, else — we as civilization would be doomed.
I suppose we do need them, in one way or another. If we were all of a superior brain power then, well, would we truly be superior?
sebastianvaisey:
Really? Right now? This couldn’t wait until I was…less naked?
No. Definitely not. Firstly, because this is a matter of great importance. Secondly, because I like looking at you in this compromising position. Thirdly, I've forgotten what the matter of great importance was.
rebellxon:
Do you not live a fun and very scandalous life, Miss Skeeter? How sad.
Well, t e c h n i c a l l y I didn’t say the exact words ‘off the record’, so do with it what you will. It’s not as nearly as scandalous as my vacation in America, where I showed my tits on the Empire State Building. Freedom’s fucking fantastic in America.
Watching others' demise is my own form a fun life. I do, of course, have my own determents, but I like to keep those under wraps as best I can.
You, my love, are my least favourite kind of person. If you have no shame about what you've done, then what's the fun in my telling everyone about it?
mostnoblesirius:
Of course, of course, who was I to suspect anything else.
I know all, Sirius. You ought to know that by now.
sebastianvaisey:
One thing doesn’t exclude the other.
The other day, Emma and I were talking about the addition of cheerleaders to Hogwarts quidditch. I know a few girls are interested in the positions, but I decided to come to you first and ask if you wanna be a part of the team. Emma’s actually gonna handle this, I think, while I just sit and watch, but a face like yours would be lovely to see every match.
Cheerleading, huh? An interesting thought... and certainly a good way to flatter me. I'll have to think about it. While I am, why don't you continue with the compliments?
sebastianvaisey:
Can’t I just appreciate a small talk with a dear friend?
What ever happened to me being your one and only?
So do you want to do it then? We’d make some good money.
— — Not like either of us need it, but still good to have.
Daddy's money won't ever get us any respect of our own. Of course, gambling money won't either, but... it's a start.
I’m offended.
What, and you missed me?
How’s it feel, not being in the know?
Who ever said I wasn't in the know? Sometimes I like to keep my information close to my chest, you know.
You know you’re my one and only, Rita.
I'm sure... What is your goal here, Sebastian?
Haven’t you heard? I’ve been burnt off the tapestry. Most noble no more.
Shame.
Traits of the brave, it seems
—allows them to be so capable of buffoonery.
Well, isn't that the definition of the word, after all? Stupid people doing the things others are smart enough not to.
I’m more intelligent than you give me credit for, Rita.
— Now, tell me, how was your summer? I hope you didn’t miss me too much.
Hardly at all.