You can call me Rito, Dorito or anything else you'd like! I use any pronouns other than it/its! She/they work, along with neopronouns!
You may know me as Dorito Anon on Soder's tkl blog (I am NOT retagging him with his new user for his sanity LOL) as he's a really close friend of mine and actually inspired me to make this blog hehe!
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☆ Teeeeechnically a part two? Other side of the story? Kinda fic for the one I posted before this one. You DO NOT have to read that one to understand this one though! Just know Vivi = Vee, this just happened before Vivi went by Vivi in the timeline of my au ok
Plot - Vee V2 (Vivi) is a uh, a tiny bit depressed by the fact that she is version two and is incredibly self conscious about it, and ends up bed rotting on the couch (mood) until Veronica finds a way to finally make her laugh. They cuddle at the end too- very hurt to comfort again srry I just needed to self soothe because of an anxiety attack and thought I'd share this anyways yay ☆
✮ This is my fuckass au again with my version of Vee Version Two - Vivi - who's a beloved oc of mine. She's such a sweetie I love her :3 ✮
ᰔᩚ Hey brother I'm feeding you more @fbpsdumbtklblog come eat consume even devour if you must just save some for Future Rito too ok they love Vivi tkl content ᰔᩚ
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It was just another day in Gardenview, another day of Version Two laying on the couch in the green room, another day of trying to get her to move out from under the green blanket she was buried under. Veronica stood nearby, shivering nervously as she slowly reached over and rubbed her shoulder, attempting to comfort her and make her get up. She hoped Gigi - Vivi's best friend - would show up soon for one reason or another, hoping she'd just appear so she could ask her how to comfort the poor robot as she laid there, stuck in the fetal position, unmoving.
Veri soon gently tried tickling her neck, under her bowtie, just like Vee always loved. Vivi just shrugged her off, flicking her antennae with a sigh.
That didn't work...
"Vee... I'm so sorry... I know you're upset because the other mains aren't used to-"
"I'm just a replacement... I'm not worth anyone's time. I'm just Version Two... I don't deserve to be called a main, or to have my own show, or to even have my own floor." The robot softly spoke, her mic tail tucking under the blanket when she mentioned her version, her eyes shifting from being stuck on the back of the couch to now looking at a poster of Vee. The original Vee. The one the toons all desperately wanted back but couldn't get. Veronica slowly reached over and wiped away the digital tears that formed, not even realizing her own eyes were getting a little misty themselves from seeing her new daughter- I mean co-worker in such a state.
"I know it's hard to believe right now, but I promise you, you do deserve everything you have. You're going to do great, okay? Y-you just gotta... Trust yourself a little more." Veronica very softly and slowly spoke, her hand shifting from the robot's screen to rest on the top of her head again, making the other's light green eyes shift to it before she turned her monitor to look at the handler herself. Studying her nervous smile, her shifty, uncertainty filled eyes, her uncomfortable pose as she leaned over to reach the little robot. Her uncomfortable looking uniform too... Vivi didn't even know how to explain it. How did they manage to put on those weird looking shirts? Were they as uncomfortable as they looked??
She'll never know.
"Uhm... I-I'm not really... That interesting, Vee-"
"You're stressed yet you're trying to soothe me, why?" Vivi suddenly spoke, sitting up and adjusting the blanket so it still mostly covered her up. "Why do you care? I cannot feel true depression, my emotions are all programmed into me. This is just a simulation, it will clear itself out."
"It's... Not... Vee... It's real, I don't know why Delilah makes you two question that, but... It's real. Your feelings, even if they're programmed, they're valid and you're more than allowed to express anything you need to with me. You're not just a robot..."
"Then prove it." Vivi spoke up, her face now blank, her head tilted slightly to the side. "Make me laugh. Make me fee-"
She couldn't even finish her sentence before she went completely still, her mic tail now tight in Veronica's hand, one hand carefully but very firmly grasping the base as the other's fingers teasingly fluttered near the top of it. Vivi didn't understand what in the world she was trying to do... Or why that sensation made her inevitably start giggling. She wasn't even being touched and she was giggling. What..?
"Miss Hur-LEHEHEHE WHAT ARE YOU-?!"
"Ohhh, so they didn't program that out of you, mhm. I see~" Veronica softly spoke, getting a very puzzled look from the now shivering and giggling robot.
"What in the world are you testing-?"
"Nothing." Veronica replied, nodding once as she looked at the mic, then at Vivi. She immediately fluttered her fingers over the top of the grill again, making the other snort and giggle as she gripped the couch, squirming slightly from this new feeling she very obviously genuinely didn't understand. It made Veronica grin even more as she upped the antics and used both hands, watching Vivi as she covered her mouth with a hand and kicked her feet a little, the robot tugging her mic to get it away- but Veronica had a great grip on it.
Oh how dreadful... Having to face tickles from your handler. Oh have mercy on this poor soul.
"Hehehe- what- ahahahare you-?"
"You gave me orders to make you laugh, Miss Vee." Veronica pointed out with the largest smile she's ever pulled off, then she forced herself to pretend she was oh so chill as she shrugged casually. "It's in my programming to listen to you as well."
"HUMANS DON'T HAVE PROGRAMS!!" Vivi loudly (well as loudly as Vivi can be - which isn't very loud without a mic) pointed out before she finally let out a little, quiet laugh, which soon turned into a whole fit of soft, shy sounding laughs mixed with the softest little snorts and "wheeze"s as she finally realized exactly what Veronica was doing. She said that because she knew exactly how she'd react, that she'd find it hilarious that she'd lie about such a thing- that she'd be a little laughing disaster in no time if she just said something ridiculous that caught her off guard.
It worked.
It fucking worked.
The stupidity of it all just made the robot laugh even harder, her arms soon around her stomach (a programmed in habit to make her seem more lifelike) as she let out the loudest laughs her little body allowed. She didn't even notice Veronica had moved to be right beside her until she felt her hands lightly run up her sides, which just made her laugh even more from the sheer stupidity of it all. She wasn't ticklish on her belly, but Veronica didn't know, so she just- tickled her belly and her sides as she held the little laughing disaster close. All until Vivi slowly calmed back down and gently forced her to stop- but instead of shoving her away, she just brought the humans arms tightly around herself and put her monitor on her shoulder. Veronica just held her as softly yet as closely as possible, handling the little robot like she was glass as she let her rest against her, watching her closely as she calmed down from the whole ordeal.
"Miss Hurley."
"Yes..?"
"That was incredibly unprofessional... But I needed that. Thank you." Vivi softly spoke as she nuzzled herself into the crook of her handler's neck, her body slowly shifting off the couch and onto the lap of the handler right beside it. Veronica just softly accepted her, helping her move until she was cozy on her lap, then was back to gently holding her. Both arms tight around her, one hand rubbing her back, the robot securely in a little ball right against her. She soon turned her head and gave the toon she held so carefully a little kiss on the top of her head, getting a little look from her in genuine confusion.
"Unprofessional or not... I love you. I will never care what version I'm holding... I love you both so much, you both deserve to feel joy and smile and laugh." Veri softly soothed, getting a glance from the one she was holding before she nodded.
"Unprofessional... But I still love you. Thank you, Miss Veronica."
"You can call me Veri, silly-"
"Would it be too unprofessional to call you mom..?" Vivi softly spoke up, her voice trembling with every word, her eyes showing fear- but also content. She was nervous, but comfortable in such a spot, with such an idea in her head, with such closeness to the human she was starting to believe actually genuinely liked her despite absolutely refusing to let herself get attached since she found out what she was. Veronica just stared into those little green eyes, tears flooding her own as she held her little robot a bit closer. Vivi just huddled into her in return, staring at the human with uncertainty, but love.
"You have my full permission to call me mom, but not in front of anyone else, okay? It stays between me and you."
"Your eyes are dripping wet, do you require a towel?"
"No... Vee this is... This is what happens when a human feels a lot of emotions, it's okay. It's normal."
"So you are okay?"
"Mhm..."
"Okay... I love you mom."
"I will always love you too, honey." Veronica whispered back to her as she covered the robot with her favorite blanket, then gently rested her face against the top of her monitor. Vivi just let out a comfortable sigh as she closed her eyes, letting herself just relax in the warm embrace she was held in right now.
It felt nice to be loved... Even if she still wanted to know why she laughed so much when her mic was touched. That's be an explanation for another day though, as right now, they were healing together- and that's what mattered at the moment.
☆ Oh my God I did it again I'm so sorry to the requests rotting in my drafts it's just been really rough irl and I keep writing little drabbles to comfort myself PLEASE FORGIVE ME 😭💔
Shelly is upset and lowkey pretty depressed because her gf was replaced oh brother why would I ever do this to her (I love you Vivi 😭) and Shanon notices, so she goes absolute silly mode in an attempt to comfort her daughter because it's Shanon she's goofy like that ok? ☆
𖤐 Rito should be fired because they keep being self indulgent and writing Caretaker Shanon tkl shit here sigh (though this is pre closure so you can pretend it's just a timeline where Vee gets replaced anyways shrugs) 𖤐
✮ @fbpsdumbtklblog I always tag you in my self indulgent slop so here feed on more tkl shit from me yayayayay!! I had this finished and just sitting here for some reason. I'm still working on that private fic for you too o7 (it's half finished in a doc lol) ✮
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It was just a normal day in that old museum Shelly had walked around over a thousand times by now... The empty museum only she and her handler stood in now, the one that played some horrible generic "jungle" music through it's speakers and made Shelly's mood much worse than she'd like to admit. They should be glad she was even up and prowling the museum honestly, she didn't even want to move right now, not since they took Vee away from her. She just trudged around with her head down, her eyes looking tired as they focused on the floor, her expression blank. She couldn't even smile at her handler if she wanted to- which she kind of did when she zoomed past on a pair of wheelies.
"No skates in the museum..."
"They cannot stop me if they're built into my shoes!! I am invincible!!" Shanon proudly called out as she did another lap around the museum, getting the faintest of smiles from the fossil as she lifted her head, just to jump when she was quickly snatched up by the skate wearing human and soon was helplessly being held like a teddy bear. Not that that mattered, what mattered was that she was being fucking kidnapped right now.
"MISS MENDEZ-?!"
"Oh Shelly, you really are really out of it huh, you usually call me mom by now. Onto the beanbag you go." The human casually replied as she carefully slid to a halt in front of one of the multicolored beanbag chairs in her little projector room, then she very carefully tossed the fossil onto it with a smile. Shelly just sat there, bamboozled by it all, especially when Shanon just flopped beside her and got snug with her.
"Uhhhh..."
"I know things have been rough, it probably sucks worse when you don't have Vee with you, but Shellybean, my baby, you have so much love still waiting for you. You have me right here, you have Veri, Sam, Sprout really likes you too. So does Cosmo, I know that for sure-"
"It just won't ever feel the same without her..." Shelly softly interrupted, shifting a little and tucking herself away from the blonde haired human who was trying to reassure her. She curled right up and snuggled up into her own spot, tears filling her eyes as she hugged her knees. She soon glanced at a nearby plushy- a little green stegosaurus with yellow details. She gently grabbed it and pulled it close, tearing up more at the overly familiar scent that hit her nose the second it was close.
"Mr. Limeade..."
"I remember that lil guy, he was your first Christmas gift to Vee, wasn't he?"
"Mhm... They had matching bowties... She'd give him a kiss on every spot 'for good luck', she'd tuck him into bed every night." Shelly whispered as she traced one of the heart shaped patches on the plush dinosaur, not even realizing that the one beside her had wrapped her arms around her and had her hands resting on her belly. Shanon just nodded, sneakily huddling close behind her as she watched Shelly closely. Shelly was way too focused on the plush to care, her hand now running over a faded spot in the plush's fur.
"She rubbed this spot when she was asleep and cuddling him... She'd always kiss the top of his head before she'd kiss mine... She'd say he was our son..."
"Plushy son." Shanon gently agreed, getting a small giggle from Shelly.
"Plushy son, yeah."
"You know what... Your plushy son would want if he could talk?" Shanon asked softly, pulling the fossil onto her lap, watching as Shelly just settled right down against her and rested her head on her chest, her big ole toony eyes soon meeting Shanon's own brown eyes.
"Wha- you're plotting something mom." Shelly pointed out, making Shanon's smile grow even more as she shrugged and looked away. Shelly raised an eyebrow at that as she held the stegosaurus plush closer.
"What? Me-?"
"Mom."
"I would never~!"
"Shanon."
"Why would I ever plan anything with my sweet little Shelly?" Shanon teased as she pulled her just a little closer, her hand now resting on Shelly's belly softly. Shelly looked at it, then at Shanon, then back down. She knew it was too late to attempt to escape, and frankly, she didn't even want to as her tail started wagging. Though the tension was now killing her, she was perfectly snug against the human and at her mercy.
Though nothing happened, minus a few side rubs as the two relaxed a bit together.
"You really weren't planning anything..." Shelly murmured after a good few minutes of being so snug like this, soon closing her eyes and resting against her. Shanon just watched her quietly, watching as she got comfortable, watching as she let her guard fully down and started resting. She waited, and when she saw that her tail had slowed to a stop, she very lightly tickled her belly, getting a fit of giggles from the fossil oh so snug in her arms as she started kicking her feet slightly.
"Hehehe mama stopppp"
"No sleeping in the museum either, doofus." Shanon teased as she gently reached up and tickled under her chin, getting a tired little wheeze from her as she giggled softly and very gently slapped her off. That didn't bother the human though, she just went right back to the old tummy tickles, getting little tired giggles and slight squirms as the fossil very sleepily tried very (not) hard to get away. Unfortunately, Shelly was way too cozy to even try to get far, thus she was giggling often and just- squirming and wagging her little tail as she quietly pleaded for them to stop between soft giggles and little, eepy yawns. Shanon just kept the very light tickles up, sticking her tongue out slightly as she kept making sure her little baby was laughing, even playing around with different sensitive spots just to make her laugh louder at times- until Shelly genuinely had enough and kicked her off. It was a very gentle kick, a very subtle way to tell her it was enough, but one she knew all too well. When she's sleepy, she's not the most ticklish.
"Pfft, alright, is it time for an actual nap?"
"Mmmm... Yeah... But you still can't skate in the museum." Shelly murmured once the sleepy tickles had died down, getting a sigh from Shanon, then a shrug.
"I could just tickle you more~"
"Okay fine, but not right now." Shelly whispered as she curled right up into her handler, gently cuddling her arm as she closed her eyes, letting the other smoosh her close and rub her belly.
"I'm guessing it's because I have to hold you as you sleep?"
"Mhm."
"Alright Shelly, just know something." Shanon whispered, getting a drowsy lil "huh?" as she looked up, just to get a kiss on her forehead. The fossil was immediately giggling again as she wagged her tail even more.
"I love you."
"I love you too mama... Thank you." Shelly whispered, though she soon squealed and squirmed a little more as Shanon tickled her belly again, but it all ended in a tight hug and a cozy little nap in her handler's arms.
Sure Shanon absolutely was going to get her more later, but right now, it was a nice little time to nap. To relax in the arms of someone who genuinely did care for her as much as she claimed she did, to not think about everything going on and just... Sleep. So she finally slept with a little smile on her face, and Shanon could never be happier to see it than she was right now.
☆ Hey so I am still working on the two requests I got - I just went through a rough patch and I wrote this to self soothe because I really needed it. I'm sorry for the wait! CHAT I FORGOT TO POST THIS THIS MORNING I AM DUMB HERE YOU GO <- Rito right before posting it
This is just a short one about my two gay dumbasses being gay dumbasses in their safe space, which is a little garden in the backyard of their former handler/current caretaker. They tkl, they cuddle, it's just bonding fluff honestly. I'm horrible at descriptions I fear pfft ☆
𖤐 This is my au from my main blog! Caretaker Shanon ftw am I right? 𖤐
✮ Hey Soda you should come here @fbpsdumbtklblog it's our boyfailures being cute together (I'm feeding you more later too I just got busy yesterday unexpectedly) ✮
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It was just another spring afternoon, the sun was shining, the flowers were blooming, and Sprout was smiling- in his garden, just resting against the tree that's been there since before he even tried gardening. He was in muddy jeans and had a bit of dirt on his plain green t-shirt, but he was okay with that- that just came with the garden after all. It was hard work maintaining it, but it was so worth it whenever he could just come out into the back and cozy up nearby and just enjoy the sweet smells of the flowers and the berries he was growing.
Just like he was now, arms behind his head, eyes peacefully closed, a gentle smile on his face.
Perfect. Perfectly peaceful. Just how he wanted it. He was honestly starting to doze off like this, his entire body slowly relaxing deep into the tree behind him and the grass under him, his posture slouching as he drifted off a little bit. He was so ready to sleep that he didn't bat an eye when he heard the back door open and close, when he heard the soft footsteps soon approach or even when he felt the presence beside him sit down nearby. He knew who it was, there were only two toons that went out there and the one who usually causes chaos wasn't home- so he knew who it was.
"Heya Cookie."
"Hey Sprout, you know you shouldn't leave your stomach so exposed like that, right?"
"...Cosmo what in the world is that supposed to mean..?" Sprout immediately asked as he turned and opened his eyes, looking at the swissroll beside him, who just wagged his tail innocently as he stared at him with his mismatched eyes and crooked, semi-twisted smile. It would've scared Sprout a little if he didn't know why he smiled like that now.
"I'm surprised you have no idea what I'm talking about, sweetie." Cosmo softly teased, getting a squint from the strawberry beside him.
"I am genuinely clueless right now."
"Do you want me to remind you~?"
"I... I don't know if I trust that smile Cosmo, you're actually slightly terrifying right now." Sprout admitted as he slightly sat up, though Cosmo gently stopped him with a slightly more devious smile. Sprout just stared at the deviously smiling revived twisted like he was insane, then paused and thought about it a second. Of course he's insane, who could go through being a twisted for like, five years, suddenly be saved by their boyfriend, kidnapped and taken in by both him and his ex co-worker and be treated like nothing ever happened to him and be sane? Sprout nodded a little at that as he leaned against the tree, content with that reasoning for Cosmo's behavior, even though he was still completely missing the point. Missing all the subtle clues that Cosmo was in complete ler mode and teasing him relentlessly before he struck...
That was until he was too late to stop it.
"I think its time to remind you that I'm willing to tickle you too." Cosmo bluntly informed him, and before Sprout could even say a word, Cosmo was sitting on his lap and very softly tracing shapes on the other's chest, getting the usual fit of confused giggles from the berry as he simply allowed this to happen pfft
"What are you-?"
"Mmmm... You know what Im doing..."
"Teasing me isn't going to get you anywhere- HEHEHE COSMO WHAT THE FUHUHUHUHUCK-"
"I was seeing where you reacted more, simple test." Cosmo very casually replied as he expertly tickled his chest and the upper sides of his torso, getting squeals and laughs from the berry under him as he tried to get away, but he failed horribly as he just very weakly put his hands on his shoulders and shoved him as he laughed hysterically. The force was that of a toddler, Cosmo didn't even budge, Sprout was too hysterical to care. It made the sweetroll giggle a bit, it was adorable and honestly a little pathetic, but in that special way that made it so cute. Cosmo soon tickled his shoulder, right beside his neck, gettin a confused squeal from the berry as he shook his head and shrugged a little, trying to get him off - but Cosmo didn't let up. He just laughed a little more at how adorable this display was, moving his hands to see where else he could get a reaction like that- to see if he could make him squeal and loudly cry out for mercy between laughs.
He found exactly what he was looking for at spot his ribs met his stomach, as the second he tickled there the berry let out a hysterical laugh-scream before a similarly loud plea for mercy between the loudest laughs Cosmo had ever heard come out of the other. He watched as Sprout squirmed to get free, watched as he tried weakly shoving his arms between himself and the other's tickling hands to try to stop the onslaught, soon looking up at his scrunched up face and the tears running down it from laughing way too hard. Cosmo was in awe at the sight of it, the sight of Sprout fully letting himself accept the love and tickles and even letting himself laugh as loudly as he wanted without a sign of shame anywhere- he was so beautiful like this. Cosmo couldn't help but grin even more at how perfect this was, though he soon did slow the tickle attack down to a stop despite it being so beautiful, just flopping into the other and giving him a tight hug in a silently plea for mercy. Sprout hugged him tightly right back when he had calmed down enough to, sniffling as he wiped his tears away with one arm and holding the sweetroll close with the other. Their tails both were wagging intensely at that point, both were happy and content there, even if Sprout was still a fit of sleepy giggles.
"When you said I should rest more, I did NOT think you meant "let my guard down so you tickle me more", Cosmo." Sprout softly teased when he had calmed back down, giving his partner a kiss on the top of his head as his tail wagged intensely from the pure comfort and joy he felt right now. Cosmo just shrugged as he snuggled close, feeling cozy and comfortable against the other, especially when the berry slowly started rubbing his back and held him a little tighter.
"I said that so you'd take better care of yourself, the tickles are just a bonus." He replied honestly, getting a soft, tired giggle from the other as he nodded and yawned softly.
"Yeah... That checks out... Sounds like you, Cosmo. You really haven't changed a bit... Though you're stuck in my trap now too, I'm sleepy and I'm gonna fall asleep cuddling youuuuu~" Sprout teased, getting a good laugh out of Cosmo as he just snuggled closer and got comfortable.
"Is that why you came out here? To take a nap?"
"Yyyyyyup..."
"Oh, pfft, sorry I ruined that for you then."
"You never ruin a thing for me you silly goose... You're too precious to ruin a thing..." Sprout softly reassured, giving Cosmo another soft squeeze and a gentle kiss on the head. Cosmo just nodded again, took a deep breath, then he relaxed a little more and nuzzled just a little closer.
"Alright... I love you."
"I love you too, Cozzie. You're too sweet..."
"I am a sweetroll after all!"
"Pfft, that was... Kinda funny..."
"I think you're just too drowsy for your own good, go ahead and sleep alright?" Cosmo stated softly, getting a slow nod from the other, who just yawned in reply before he patted his back softly a little more before he was still and fast asleep in his usual spot under his tree. Cosmo just rested against him, smiling as he wagged his tail even faster and just- relaxed. He wasn't tired, but he wasn't willing to move, so he just enjoyed the quiet bonding time while he could. He even slowly reached up and started messing with the other's leafy hair, which got a sleepy lil smile out of the berry as he slept.
Adorable... Just like he remembered him being back at Gardenview, serious when he was in front of crowds- but an adorable little guy when he was alone with someone he trusted. Cosmo cherished that, especially right now, as he gently stroked his hair and watched his sleepy smile grow more and more from the comforting feeling he had grown to love.
He would forever be grateful he got to wake up to see that absolute goof of a guy every day again, even if he never fully would admit it. He adored every little bit of that doofus... Even when Sprout wasn't awake to see it. They were perfect for each other... And not even twisting could seperate them. Especially not now as they laid together under the tree in their backyard, both just resting, both safe and sound and cozy. As they should be.
Somebody tickling you except its them just holding your arms above your head while they repeatedly squeeze a single spot on your ribs while grinning in your face
☆ I'm a horrible disgusting person who likes their au too much and won't stop writing it /silly
Shelly often doesn't admit she's not doing okay to her family, but they know when she's off and usually try to comfort her in whatever way she is most comfortable with that day, but this time Shanon tries something a little different... And Shelly wasn't her only victim this time pfft ☆
✩ Rito is self indulgent as fuck so this also takes place in the Caretaker Shanon au pfft lmao (it's actually roughly based off my first ever tkl fic I only sent to Soda btw uh it's not even close to it though jeez) ✩
ᰔᩚ HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH @fbpsdumbtklblog !!! HAVE A LOVELY DAY BROTHER!!! I'm gonna so write something closer to the og fic later if I have time btw you deserve a better version of it pfft ᰔᩚ
Yk fuck it I'm gonna add the main blog border it's better than the shit I've been doing here
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It was just another day in Shanon's house, it seemed.
Vee was on the couch, playing the same old song she loved playing on her guitar every day, Shanon was nearby and just reading one of her favorite dinosaur books on the chair nearby, Shelly on the floor and sewing up one of her usual dinosaur plushies. It was peaceful... Oddly so, usually there was some playful teasing going on, either Shelly cuddling up to Vee's side and begging her to stop and play with her or Vee overly loudly (and dramatically) begging Shelly for dinosaur facts or "she'd fall over dead from the lack of wife time". Even if they didn't want to do their usual shenanigans, they usually were at least talking to each other- or looking at each other. Shanon raised an eyebrow as she closed her book, though before she could say anything, Vee set her guitar down and smoothed out her band shirt. It was just a shirt that said "Generic band shirt". They found it at a thrift store the week before and Vee found it absolutely hilarious, so they had to get it, even if it was a bit too big for her.
"Okay, Shells, you haven't said shit since you got up this morning, and I usually don't get nosey but your mom's worried so I'm gonna be a nosey bitch. What's wrong?" Vee very dramatically stated as she soon very dramatically flopped onto the carpeted floor beside the fossil, who just looked at her funny as her tail slightly wagged.
"What makes you think I'm not okay?"
"Your mom-"
"Vee... Be serious for once..." Shelly sighed as she shook her head, shifting so she was sitting more on her left side, her legs tucked against her right, her gaze now fully focused on the robot beside her. Vee just squinted her neon (literally) green eyes at her, scrunching her nose (despite it not existing) up in slight annoyance.
"No, I was being extremely serious, once Shanon gets concerned I get concerned. She's your mom, Shells, she knows when something's wrong. And don't lie to us, if you lie we'll have to get the tickle monster involved." Vee pointed out as she sat up, sitting cross legged as she stared directly into the fossil's eyes, her mic tail swaying menacingly behind her. Warning her that she was serious, that this wasn't silly goofy play time - she was dead serious about tickling her if she didn't find out what was wrong. Shelly raised an eyebrow, way too used to her shenanigans at this point to even be slightly scared, while Shanon just leaned forward in her seat in pure interest in what was happening right now. She never thought she'd see the two reverse like this- to see Vee being the one to check up on Shelly while Shelly just blankly stared at her like she was stupid for thinking something was up with her.
This wasn't normal, but it sure was interesting.
"Look, Vee, as much as I appreciate you and mom worrying your little heads off about me, if something was wrong I would've said something about it by now. You know me, I don't pretend I'm okay just to make people happy, I would tell you when I'm feeling off."
"Not unless you need the tickle monster~" Vee teased, getting a scoff from Shelly as she crossed her arms.
"Vee I told you I'm alright, I just didn't want to talk much today."
"Uh-huh and the sky is definitely orange right now, totally." Vee replied with a roll of her eyes, getting an annoyed sigh from the fossil as she shook her head and picked up her project again. Neither had noticed that their mom had snuck up behind them and was sitting right in their shared blind spot, waiting for the two to end their conversation as she smiled a not so innocent smile.
"Vee I swear I'm okay, you worry way too much about me. Sometimes your dinosaur trivia goddess needs a day to recharge, my love."
"And your adhd ridden goblin of a wife demands attention- wait you remembered that show?"
"...Vee, why would I forget that..?"
"I forget a lotta things." Vee bluntly admitted with a shrug, not even caring that both her sleeve fell off her left shoulder or that her mic tail was now being held. "I sometimes forget to eat and I feel all weird all day lol"
"Vee... God what am I gonna- why are you touching my side-?"
"I'm not touching you at all..?"
"Oh but I am, girls." Shanon gently interrupted with a huge grin. The two immediately looked at her in confusion, then shock, then it hit them- the mom tickles. She expertly tickled the two in their weakest spots at the same time, making the two both burst out laughing hysterically while she just smiled all innocently, as a mom tormenting her kids would.
"Oh boy, why are you both so squirmy now? I was just checking up on you, I didn't even tell a joke yet." Shanon softly questioned as she pulled them both closer, smiling even more as Shelly kicked her with a breathless wheeze. The two were hysterical, Vee completely flopped against her now and gripping her shirt tight as she attempted to plead with her mom for mercy while Shelly kicked and wiggled and honestly lost it laughing.
"MAHAHAHAMA YOU JEEEERRRRK HAHAHA!"
"Oh I'm so cruel, aren't I Shelly?"
"MAHAHAHAHAMA PLE-EHEHEHE-ASE!!!"
"Then admit you're feeling better, my little sunshine." Shanon cooed softly as she paused just to kiss Shelly's head, getting nuzzled softly in return. Vee took a heavy breath at the pause and just slowly laid down into a loaf beside Shanon, shaking as she caught herself after such a sudden surprise attack, giggling as she hid her real weak spot from their caretaker so she couldn't reach it and catch her completely off guard again. Shanon looked between the two, then smiled warmly as she looked back down at her fossil daughter, the one now snug against her side, her face stuffed in her vintage Jurassic Park shirt with her tail wagging behind her, her hands curled up in the black fabric of her shirt. The one who was staring back up at her with a smile and a look of "I feel better now" in her eyes, the same old look she'd give her back at Gardenview after a much needed tickle attack there too after weeks of no visitors to play with. Shanon smiled the widest at that, pulling Shelly just a little closer to herself with a soft sigh.
"You promise me you're better, Shellers?"
"Yup, all better mom, thank you." Shelly whispered softly into her mom's side, only turning away from her to go back to watching whatever generic dinosaur kids show was on the tv now. Vee sat up at that, looked at her fossil wife, then just looked at the tv, then at their mom. Technically her mother in law- but mom regardless.
"I'm fine too mom-"
"Oh Vee, I know you were fine all day, your laughs are just too adorable to resist attacking you too." Shanon stated with a nod, getting an offended gasp from the robot as she put a hand to her chest.
"Mother!" Vee dramatically cried out, turning away with the drama of a teenager who was just called out for still being passionate about something they loved as a kid despite their emo phase. "How could you?! Such betrayal!!"
"Heh I know I'm sooooo evil... How about I make it up with dino nuggets and smiley fries for dinner?" Shanon suggested, getting excited looks from the two before Vee caught herself and rolled her eyes as she flopped against the human with a shrug. Shanon just pulled her close anyways, knowing all too well the sass was just Vee attempting to hold a grudge and failing miserably.
"Fine... I guess that's good enough for me."
"You know I love you, Vee. We know you love me too, honey."
"I do... But I do hold grudges too, mom." Vee teased with a smile, getting giggles out of the two as they all huddled close to each other on the floor, none of them batting an eye as Vee took out her remote and started flicking through the channels to find something more entertaining to watch. That was just their normal, their odd little normal, just the way they liked it. Their weird little normal of cuddling on the floor together after a quick tickle attack to make life just a little easier to deal with... Their happy little normal, even the normality of Vee putting on a different generic kids show about dinosaurs after a few minutes of mindlessly flicking through channels was a happy normal.
Even if Shanon now had to watch her back because she knew an attack from both of her kids was inevitable later pfft
Just expect a delay because my birthday is like - two days away, then Christmas, so... I'm sorry if it's not out this year (2025) aigshihah
I PROMISE I SEE YOU THOUGH AND I ACCEPT YOUR REQUEST MY DEAR ANONYMOUS FRIEND
I'm just a busy dorito, but it will be done, attached to the ask.
THANK YOU SOOOOO MUCH FOR THE REQUEST AAAAAUGH YOU'RE SO COOL ANONNNNN
Btw I fucking love the trio you requested but I would have never thought to put those three together... You're creative and I adore that. Thanks so much for a challenge >:3
Uh uhm uh I'm not technically on hiatus, requests are still open, but I'm not gonna put out much content until December 26th please forgive me (I'm very busy)
I keep thinking about tkls for the silly rp we do together... I need to be held back... I NEED TO BE HELD BACK SO BAD-
Please convince me our rp fruitcake duo wouldn't tkl each other so I do not spiral into insanity and write fifteen stories in Google Docs just about them cheering the other up with tkls PLEASE 😭
- Dorito Anon (with a cuppa eggnog and very many unfinished fics to work on lol)
buddy oh lord i really cannot tell you that because ive literally been drafting a tkl fic of them today that i genuinely dont know if i'll finish lol 😭 i fear they actually just would 😭😭
It was late evening in the Gardenview Train Center. The soft ticking of clocks filled the air, rhythmic and steady, the way Dyle liked it. Everything was in order. Every second, every chime, every polished surface—perfectly aligned.
Or so he thought.
“Dyyyyyyle~!” came a singsong voice from the hallway, followed by the click-click of fancy shoes and a swirl of color.
Dyle’s brow ticked—just barely. “Ah. Dandy.”
“The one and only!” Dandy announced, striking a pose with his hat tipped forward. “How’s my favorite timekeeper doing, hm?”
“Busy,” Dyle replied shortly, turning back to his station. “The train schedule requires precision. Distractions cause delay.”
Dandy gasped dramatically, clutching his chest. “Distractions?! You wound me, Mr. Tick-Tock! I’m not a distraction—I’m a delight!”
Dyle gave a long sigh. “You are… something.”
“Ohhh, that’s it,” Dandy said, grinning mischievously. “You’re wound up tighter than your gears, my friend.”
“I am functioning at peak efficiency.”
“Yeah?” Dandy leaned against the control panel, smirk widening. “Then why’s your jaw twitching every time I talk?”
“I—It is not—!”
“Gotcha~!”
And before Dyle could react, Dandy darted forward and poked his side.
The effect was immediate.
“EHEHHEH—!!” Dyle jolted back, clutching his ribs with wide eyes. “Wh—what was that?!”
“Ohhh, don’t tell me the ever-professional Dyle is ticklish?” Dandy’s grin turned wickedly playful.
“D-Dandy, don’t you—d-do not—!”
Too late.
Dandy’s fingers fluttered right back to the watch’s sides, gentle but merciless, tracing along the golden frame and down to where the clock face met his torso. Dyle’s prim composure shattered instantly into breathy laughter.
“DAHAHANDY—!! STOHOHOP!! THAHAHAT IS—!!”
“Adorable? Hilarious? Therapeutic?” Dandy beamed. “All of the above, I’d say!”
“YOHOHOU—NAHHAHAHAUGH—!!”
“Oh, you laugh funny! C’mon, Mr. Serious, let it out! The crowd’s waitin’ for that smile!”
Dyle twisted, face glowing brighter than his rainbow tie as Dandy scribbled along his ribs and stomach. The laughter that bubbled up was sharp and genuine, echoing beautifully in the metal train hall.
“DANDYYYYY!! AHAHAH—STOHOHOP, I’LL—HHEHEHE—DROP THE TRAINS!!”
“They can be fashionably late!” Dandy teased, wigglin’ his fingers under Dyle’s chin. “Oh ho, there it is! That grin—look atcha!”
“THIHIHIS IS—IHINDECOROUS—!!”
“Fancy word for you’re giggling like a school kid, huh?”
Dyle finally slumped against him, laughter falling into soft, embarrassed chuckles. His voice was warm, even if a little breathless. “You are insufferable.”
“And you, sir,” Dandy said with a flourish, “are officially off the clock!”
“…You’re impossible,” Dyle muttered, hiding a small smile behind his gloved hand.
“Ahhh, there’s the real you,” Dandy said, resting a hand on his shoulder. “Now that’s a smile worth keeping.”
“…Thank you,” Dyle murmured quietly after a beat, the faintest hint of sincerity under his tone.
“Anytime, tick-tock,” Dandy said, tipping his hat. “After all—what are friends for, if not for keeping your gears in motion?”
Dyle chuckled softly, shaking his head. “Just don’t… make this a habit.”
Okay yk what I will just comfort myself hmph (I'm half joking I'm a stubborn ass)
Dyle Tkl Hcs Time Babey
(Lee edition!! If you want Ler hcs, please ask!! I love thinking about Dyle he's one of my comfort characters ✨)
If you ask this man if he's ticklish, you'll definitely be greeted with a very stoic "no, I just do not like being touched." reply, one that probably wouldn't catch many off guard, but those who do know... It's just a game now.
He's not one to make his sensitive spots easily known, but he's... Unfortunately very giggly and tends to either tense up or flinch away immediately from tickles - but not in the actually uncomfortable way. He's usually startled GREATLY as he's simply not used to being touched, he's not uncomfortable - and if he was he wouldn't be smiling like an idiot and giggling hysterically. You'll know when he's not okay, he's very obvious about it.
He's never one to ask for tkls verbally, but he does actually give off a lot of subtle body language queues when he's desperate for that kind of affection, especially if he's close to the toon he's with. He'd lean over the counter more if he's interacting with them, hold their ticket or item they're purchasing tighter than usual so the transaction lasts just a little longer, stare at them with a pleading look in his eyes and a sad smile on his face. Once you get him - he's very obvious, though he's still somehow pretty subtle about it.
He's not... Very subtle about his laughs though. He squeaks, he squeals, he's loud. He has no idea how to control himself though, he's never usually laughing - or even being touched for that matter - so he's not the best at keeping his laughter and pleas quiet. He's like an excitable kid, he doesn't even push or kick anyone off - even better. I wanna tkl this dumbass... I say that with motherly love btw.
He's quite sensitive everywhere probably, he seems to be the guy who's always in the background doing everything for everyone instead of being taken care of himself after all, so he's just straight up not used to touch. Though I like to think the parts of him that get touched the least are the most sensitive - his lower stomach and his legs. Though I'm sure tkls anywhere would get this guy dying on the floor laughing. Insane ghost tkl sensations happen to this guy too... He flinches before he even gets touched sometimes and starts giggling. Doofus. I love him. Did I mention that already? I love him sm pfft he's my son it's canon now (this parts a joke ofc)
He's not usually up for revenge tkls, instead I see him being really snuggly and touchy afterwards, just hugging his ler and thanking them for the attention. This is more likely to happen with toons he likes, though anyone really could get a warm hug and a genuine thank you from him after tkling him a bit. He's touch starved asf, he's not used to this kind of attention, so he's really really grateful whenever he gets it.
Biggest softy ever. I'm not elaborating. He's just a massive sweetheart and he remembers everyone who gives him attention, so they often get small extra things as repayment. 'Oh it was just an extra thing from the last shipment' he'd say... He's lying, he got it for them so they'd talk to him more pfft
He won't stop anyone from tkling him anywhere, mostly because he can't control himself, but he much prefers areas where nobody will see it. Not that he's ashamed he's ticklish, he's just really embarrassed by the fact he doesn't live up to his expectated stoic behavior.
He'll also make cookies for anyone close enough to tkl him... He's going to bribe you to give him more... He's not sure how else to ask for it though. He'll just keep shoving gifts at you until you understand what he wants. He's been pretty isolated I don't think he's amazing at socializing... He tries though.
He doesn't usually get tired after tkl sessions even though he's laughing his ass off during them, so he usually makes up an excuse to look busy after snuggle time. He's just overwhelmed by touch at that point, still adjusting, he'd be very welcome to have your company anyways.
He will give you a look if he catches you telling anyone he's ticklish though... He has a reputation to keep... One that probably isn't held up very well but he's trying anyways. Everyone knows he's a big giggly baby when you tkl him tho... He's very obvious.
I wanna tkl him so bad... I wanna tkl my son... Why isn't he real WHY CAN I NOT TKL THIS GUY- 💥
I wrote these mostly as self indulgence but yk what post it anyways fuck yeah
