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Poor sweetheart, what lousy luck Seems like you could use a friend dear, Why don't we make a deal~ -Hiatus because of college- (18+ Indie role-play blog for Alastor from Hazbin Hotel)

[ritzy-cervidae]

𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓏𝓎-𝒸𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝒹𝒶𝑒

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Independent, 18+, canon divergent

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🎶🎶This is our garden of bones Keep belief and sow the seeds Grow in this garden of bones Hall of souls Who fell asleep Wake in this garden of light Ghosts of those who lie beneath Rise from your slumber and weep🎶🎶

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[ritzy-cervidae]

"goodness! What's all this distasteful racket???" Heavy metal was definitely after he's time

[ritzy-cervidae]

"Splendid!! now let's be off our lunch won't make itself you know!! Ha Ha Ha! I'm feeling in the mood for Crawfish Étouffée!" He rests a razor sharp steel claw carefully against Clem's back and starts guiding her toward the hotel since it was closer then one of his clubs

[the-smallest-star]

Clem really wasn't sure about this... but it was just one meal and then out the door. She could do that, and that would get Alastor off her case. Even if she didn't know what a Crawfish or an Etouffee was. "Well... you're the chef."

[ritzy-cervidae]

"I am indeed!" He happily starts guiding her toward the direction of the hotel in the distance as he chatted about the dish he was going to make them for lunch. "Crawfish Etouffee is a simple dish, How do you handle your spice dear? its served over rice while the gravy is divine and very filling!" there was a sound of a radio changing channels before a quite female voice starts singing about about dancing

[big-daddy-moth-archive]

"OOOOOH I'm SOOOOOOO SORRY~

It seems you have me mistaken, baby~

You know, for someone who gives a shit~

See this ass??"

"You can go ahead and kiss it!"

"Because I don't care~"

Don't mind him.

He's just being a piss baby.

For no reason at all .

get him.

Ment: @ritzy-cervidae

[ritzy-cervidae]

"Delightful as usual I see and Ha! if I'm going to kiss ass it certainly won't be yours Valentino"

"Go yowl to your cohort at least the public won't have to hear you yapping about."

"Perhaps Vox will kiss your boo boos~"

Al wants to cause problems and Val is being just entertaining enough with his screaming

[big-daddy-moth-archive]

"HA! Your loss, Sweet Hart~"

"You couldn't afford this ass anyway...too high class for your wallet..."

The moth coos, slipping out his long slithery tongue and giving it a few wiggles.

Mature Val...real mature.

[ritzy-cervidae]

"Sorry darling~ I don't like sloppy seconds.. or thirds~"

"Just because I don't like flaunting my wealth doesn't mean I couldn't afford expensive things Valentino.... besides its a bit ambitious to call your ass high end class isn't it?"

[big-daddy-moth-archive]

"Correct yourself, baby~ that's high end ASS~"

"And it does indeed get high~ quite high~ actually...not that it matters...

You couldn't handle that anyway~ Prude."

[ritzy-cervidae]

Alastor snorts a laugh, okay that was actually a little funny

"Taking the C and L out of a word doesn't make it true Valentino."

"Dear I was alive in the 20s, there isn't a drug on the market that I haven't participate in~ or are you hinting that I haven't experienced the more carnal pleasures? either way your misinformed."

[keemevee]

VOX REDESIGN~ has a 2D hologram hat and can extend his arms like Fizzarolli cause my man needs to look like a cyborg, a cybernetic one 💖💖💖

[alizera62quartz]

CoolOutfit Memes#4 ~

Made a Cool outfit meme! ^^

Feel free to use it as you like!

Please “DON’t” repost or anything without giving me credit

[ritzy-cervidae]

“How many shots would it take for you to sleep with Mammon?" - @alastrophe

"More than all the alcohol in hell dear" Les takes a cigarette case out of his vest pocket and calmly places one between his lips before he lights it with some green fire from his finger

[ritzy-cervidae]

Your Toxins

[prettythought]

Send “How many shots would it take for you to sleep with ___ ?” questions for my muse’s response!

[ritzy-cervidae]

High School Sweethearts

[ritzy-cervidae]

made with krita! im not finished yet but my Mainverse Alastor and my swapverse Alastor (Alois) is done(ish)

colors are subject to change tho!!

please don't repost!

[ritzy-cervidae]

★ 👉👈

@a-hazbin-spider (?)

SEND MY CHARACTER A ★ AND I’LL BOLD EVERYTHING THEY FEEL TOWARD YOUR CHARACTER.

bunchofrpmemes:

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[ritzy-cervidae]

★

SEND MY CHARACTER A ★ AND I’LL BOLD EVERYTHING THEY FEEL TOWARD YOUR CHARACTER.

bunchofrpmemes:

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[ritzy-cervidae]

★

SEND MY CHARACTER A ★ AND I’LL BOLD EVERYTHING THEY FEEL TOWARD YOUR CHARACTER.

bunchofrpmemes:

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[bunchofrpmemes]

Send my character a ★ and I’ll bold everything they feel toward your character.

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[voxiiferousarchived]

But do you feel like a young god? You know the two of us are just young gods And we'll be flying through the streets with the people underneath And they're running, running, running

@ritzy-cervidae | A Vox/Lolo aesthetic! I hope you like it!

[ritzy-cervidae]

❊ I want to roleplay with you!!!

//I want to rp with you too!!! feel free to hop in my inbox and interact with any of my Alastors!! (Mafia!Tory is my horror!Alastor tho so be warned!)