Small and Cute and Ethnically Hard to Pin Down

Multi-fandom blog. Introverted deviate. Run like hell because you always need to. Laugh at everything because it's always funny. Never be cruel, and never be cowardly. And if you are, always make amends.

[nerdgirlriot]

There's a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven't taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it's all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

EDIT: Oct. 2023 Apparently this house is now for sale. Godspeed Pride Skeleton.

EDIT: June 2024 the pride skeleton still lives!

EDIT: As of 11/14/2024 the pride skeleton is no longer on display

RIP pride skeleton you were enjoyed

[nerdgirlriot]

I haven't updated this post as of late, because the skeleton did eventually return, and as of June 2026, is decked out for Pride.

[optimysticals]

Bless this ad.

[nerdgirlriot]

Wicker (2026) - Alex Huston Fischer & Eleanor Wilson

[movie-gifs]

Spider-Man: Brand New Day dir. Destin Daniel Cretton | 2026

[babyrevvie]

green day actually makes me so happy i love them so much

[irrationalplanets]

there should be a few aliens that know of the Doctor like knights that know of a resident dragon and its lair. Like they’re not weird about it, it’s more of a ‘yeah you can go to earth and fuck around but that time lord that lives there might get you’

[docrobinavitch]

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“why aren’t you agreeing with me when I go out of my way to search for fictional things that I don’t like—fictional things that don’t affect me or anyone in real life in any way, shape or form—so that I can harass real people over these fictional things and feel morally superior about myself?????? why can’t you see that I am the victim here???????”

classic antis’ and puritans’ mindset that some people in fandom and fanfic space unironically have

[helenvaughans]

Johnny Depp is playing Scrooge? I am not here for his big Hollywood comeback

‘It’s good to be back,’ says the actor in a new trailer for the forthcoming Ebenezer. Has everyone forgotten about the ghosts of his past?

[chasingaghost]

Green Day playing Nintendo Switch Sports Resort at Comic Con with the Rizzler

[oldshowbiz]

Inter-Island

[historicity-was-already-taken]

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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[bellisima-writes]

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

[subtextsays]

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Voting ended onJul 30

[mst3kgifs]

In the really not-too-distant future, Mystery Science Theater 3000 returns!

Even if you can't be held captive on the Satellite of Love, you can join Mike and the bots in the theater when MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments debuts in theaters this September with STING OF DEATH.

Get your tickets and be there September 9th and an encore on September 13th. Join us, won't you?

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[fuck-customers]

Your card didn't go through.

Your payment was declined.

No, clearly it wasn't because you entered the wrong PIN, or had insufficient funds, or are out of town and didn't notify your carrier, or are using an expired card.

It didn't go through because I hate you. I personally have something against you, a complete stranger I've never seen in my life, so I hit the "fuck this person" button on my screen to decline your payment.

By all means, get mad and yell at me. Obviously this is my fault and I'm ruining your day on purpose. Please let me be your emotional punching bag since you never learned how to deal with your precious fee-fees like an adult.

🙄🙄🙄

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[theonion]

Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in the United States instead of watching it in Europe or someplace like that,” said 27-year-old Philadelphia resident Erika Sloan, one of the 340 million bewildered Americans who were kneading their foreheads in an attempt to recall the almost lifelike scenes in which they knew when Cape Verde was playing and had an opinion on whether a player was offside.

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[thememedaddy]

[canadiancryptid]

oh god what did I do this time