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epilogue: the bluebird and the firefly
To all the custom Dark Urges out there :D
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.
Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member
help i'm back thanks to james buchanan barnes
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I love that Rosie knows LGBT+ sexualities, but Alastor is too "old-skool" to probably care
"but how can you be good if you're the dark urge" you fool. have you never known inner conflict? have you never struggled with the self? have you never attempted to change your ways? does your past define you so? what is more heroic than to have an evil nature and still choose to be good?
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You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
My after school group is about to confront a young red dragon at level 5. Wish me luck.
So... Uh. That happened.
I had had an encounter planned for a contingency. If they kill the dragon too easy, contingency; can't kill the dragon, contingency; try and do something weird... You get the picture. It's flexible.
But these kids just... Expertly catered to this young red dragon's vanity and flattered I into a conversation. And the result of that conversation was the dragon giving them a seemingly impossible task to prove that they were worth trusting and making a deal with. That task... Was to kill "Yob."
Yob is... Well he's just a goofy boy. He talks like Cicero from Skyrim, he's silly and always laughing and smiling. And he's been locked up in the dragons lair for 4+ months.
The hitch is, Yob is also a lesser aspect of Cyric (one of my own invention). He has an AC of 1, 1 hit point, and virtually no stat block beyond that. The rules of Yob are pretty simple. He annoys and steals and pranks. All his ability checks have a +20 bonus. He never tells a lie (though he rarely gives a straight answers). And lastly, you can't kill him on purpose.
If you *try* to kill Yob, he "dies". His body goes limp, he falls apart way too easy, and then you look up from his body and there's a new Yob standing right next to you like he was there the whole time.
And it's frustrating and that's the point. The harder you try, the more annoying he gets, and the less likely you are to actually kill him. Because the only way to really kill Yob is to damage him accidentally or coincidentally. And when you're dealing with the goofiest, trickiest, most annoying little (he's not little, he looks like a 6' 7" aasimar) guy, he is impossible not to kill on purpose. And if you leave him alone... Well he'll slowly drive you crazy.
This was my contingency. They bartered with the dragon and the drag saw an opportunity. Maybe these guys who talk real slick can figure out how to kill Yob, this annoying moron who has been taunting me for months and not letting me sleep.
And I will give these kids some credit. They figured it out without really any help. The only hint they got was "you want to get rid of Yob? Then don't try so hard." They almost killed him once with a coin flip (which is genius and I hadn't even really thought of that one, my closest method in that direction was Russian roulette). But they actually killed him (after a long and actually very fun encounter) on accident. He was standing next to a PC who was trying to figure out a magic item, looking oer their shoulder, when one of the other PC's decided they'd had enough of this item figuring out business and bonked the other PC on the head. I made him roll for it, because if it was either kind of crit it risked hitting Yob somehow. Kid rolls a nat 20 and kills Yob like he's a Newton ball by bonking the other player and the critical strike making that players head bonk into Yob.
And that's how they became friends with a red dragon and accomplished their mission. Also how they got a cursed artifact of Cyric. But that's a story for another time.