a bag full of marbles and a jumble of crumbles

Nerd, fangirl, crackpot feminist, and Hufflepuff. My brain is an airport on a holiday weekend. Also, I write a bunch of stuff and I read a bunch of stuff. Some of it's for kids, and some of it is really, really smutty. Just saying. You can expect a jumble of: fanwankery and femslash fanfic, kink, science, science fiction, thoughts on education, the word "fuck", Harry Potter and the No Good Very Bad Epilogue, feminism, Game of Thrones (sometimes the things we love are deeply problematic), Doctor Who (same), Hunger Games, LGBTQIA issues, community, dogs, breakdowns of racism and privilege, politics, cooking, theatre, deconstructions, reconstructions, snippets, musings, random bits and bits of random that will almost certainly be used as evidence at my inevitable commitment hearing.

[laughingsquid]

Household Objects and Foods Arranged Into Pleasing Geometric Shapes and Patterns

[glamoroussource]

even if i have no other makeup on, i always want a nude lip, and if i’m going to do a bright, i want it to be matte.

[riverautumn]

I have no idea what’s happening here, but I approve. Rowr.

[wilwheaton]

The boomers inherited a rich, dynamic country and have gradually bankrupted it. They habitually cut their own taxes and borrow money without any concern for future burdens. They’ve spent virtually all our money and assets on themselves and in the process have left a financial disaster for their children.     We used to have the finest infrastructure in the world. The American Society of Civil Engineers thinks there’s something like a $4 trillion deficit in infrastructure in deferred maintenance. It’s crumbling, and the boomers have allowed it to crumble. Our public education system has steadily degraded as well, forcing middle-class students to bury themselves in debt in order to get a college education.

How the baby boomers — not millennials — screwed America (via wilwheaton)

I’ve been saying this all along. Xers and millennials need to unite to right the ship...but first we gotta take the wheel out the boomers hands. 

[tayloralison]

dancing with our hands tied // taylor swift

[distinguishedbaloney]

[riverautumn]

Serves this guy right for having Axe Body Spray in the house to start with. 

[riverautumn]

Pro tip for men on using your mouth in public

If your sentence starts with "You see, there's a biiiig difference between..." and you slow down to say it, you are about to start mansplaining. Stop it. Gag yourself if you have to. Let me know if you need help.

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[riverautumn]

Happy Kermit is my spirit animal. And all #goals ever. 

Except maybe the kinky, smutty ones. 

Nah, Happy Kermit is pretty much all my #smuttykinkygoals too. Everyone should be as happy as a dandelion-dancing muppet frog when they’re getting their freak on. 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

[stalburkslovers]

brooklyn 99 now has two principle cannonically queer characters and neither is white my crops are thriving my student debt is evaporated my skin is clear

[seashellronan]

can’t believe we’re gonna see an actual bisexual woc played by an actual bisexual woc on a mainstream tv show like hello god in heaven i thank you for this gay bread

[riverautumn]

And we don’t have to worry about 1) a stupid workplace romance with another female lead; 2) stupid three-way nonsense; 3) the character getting killed off because that’s what bi characters do. Huzzah! 

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

when you successfully scam marvel into letting you make a blockbuster superhero movie that is actually a radical rebuke of imperialism and colonizers and also sneak in a part that implies loki canonically got fucked by jeff goldblum

[fuckyeahyoga]

[smfih]

[j7eternal-deactivated20180402]

THIS!!!!!!!

[superhappygenki]

If your morality comes solely from the church, then YOU have no morality.

[mjalti]

[listing-to-port]

Ten staples that every woman needs in her closet

1. A vast empty hooded cape that you can control with the power of your mind, sending it forth from you to terrify and amaze.

2. A dress that can be whipped off by a bare-chested dancer to reveal another, more sparkly dress underneath, for those occasions when you accidentally find yourself in the Eurovision Song Contest.

3. A formal grappling-hook, for arriving at all the best parties. Make sure to have yours personalised, so that you do not arrive at the party via the same grappling hook as another attendee.

4. A khaki tank top. That is, just the swivelly bit with the gun on. The caterpillar tracks bit is probably too big for a closet but can be stored in a shed or garage until it is needed.

5. A leather jacket tanned from the tattooed hide of the last bull to cross you, as a reminder to other bulls that you will be crossing this field now, thank you very much.

6. Pumps. You will thank me for this recommendation when your boat starts to fill with water. Using buckets to bail is just tedious and may require more crew members than are left after the mutiny.

7. Pencil skirt. Never forget, wear with the pencils facing outwards. Inwards is super-uncomfortable and much less helpful in getting personal space on metro systems.

8. A dragon-proof cardigan.

9. Trousers that can be worn by a horse, in case you should meet a horse that wants trousers or that curse ever comes to fruition.

10. A good book with a light attached, so that on bad days you can just get into the closet and read without having to bother about all that clothes stuff. Make sure not to sit on the pencil skirt.

[laughingsquid]

Helpful Suggestions For Sleeping Better at Night

[riverautumn]

Saving for later, got a long sleepless night to get through first. 

[theprofilerandhispsychiatrist-d]

When you’ve got real word responsibilities, but you would rather read/write fanfiction