I CAN'T EXPLAIN JUST HOW IT FEELS

THE THOUGHT OF MY PREMATURE BURIAL

[rivercarny]

⛧ about ⛧

Hello, used to be its-raining-ramen but got nuked so I'm remaking!

Lars

27 (April 2nd) ♈︎

he/him 🏳️‍⚧️

big into music and horror

Give Me Your Teeth

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[debleb]

HEARTWARMING: niche as fuck album nobody in history has ever given a shit about your online friend recommended is actually great

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You wake up one day and discover you've lost control over a random action or feeling!

Spin the wheel to find out what!

How bad is it?

Actually way better than before!

Its good

It's alright

It's annoying but I'll be fine

It's pretty bad

IM DEAD

worse than death

Nothing changes/results

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

This idea was submitted by @dbnekonico!

[interested-individual]

Last night we let the corpse thaw

[kosmogrl]

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

[moffpup]

we're saying hi if you want in on this

[b0nkcreat]

OH THATS GORE!!!!!!! THATS GORE OF MY COMFORT CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😀😀😄😁🙌🙌🙏🙌🙌🙏🙌

[butch-bara]

when people talk bad about cargo shorts i feel so unsafe

[butch-bara]

like sorry you hate my boxy silhouette and practical pockets

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i know some may reject the idea but music is basically epic in a few ways

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[bunnywan]

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.

[bunnywan]

next person that reblogs this saying something even the slightest bit positive about ryan gosling is getting their ass beat

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[lesvegas]

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

[puppetshell]

I can fuck like a person

-tent razor

[puppetshell]

I went to fuck u

[puppetshell]

Sexy like an animal

-T. RAZOR

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Voting ended onAug 10

[fairy-type-pokemon]

assign prev one

vampire

siren

werewolf

unicorn

wizard

fairy

selkie

demon

jackalope

angel

ghost

elf

Voting ended onAug 10