[bagofmeat]

hey there! i'm jude, and welcome to jackass

blanket cw for body horror, fictional blood/gore, nsfw/suggestive humor, and flashing images.

if the above don't bother you, please check out my full theme! i worked really hard on it :]

i try to tag for common triggers, but often forget to do so. if you need something tagged, please let me know and i'll do my best!

despite the edgy aesthetic, i try to be friendly and love meeting new people. even if i don't reply, i appreciate each and every message i get!

while there's no overtly NSFW content here, i do not interact with minors. please don't take it personally if i block you, i just don't want to hang out with kids.

[sarkysart]

They're my favorite ace couple 🖤🤍💜

[basqinginthesun]

aww awwww so cute aww

[jesterspestiilence]

chicken humanisation. midway through drawing her, i realised i had drawn travis touchdown.

i have an odd habit of drawin chicken sittin on steroids' shoulder, so i returned the favour. fatass hamster steroids.

[goodgirl-inc]

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

Post by @3liza · 1 image

💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

[daftpatience]

woah this got big!! and after another try i have another untested tweak for yall. this should help the weird pinchy side seams out. yey

[calltainn]

My first attempt! I made the pattern a bit smaller as I wanted it to be able to fit in a pocket, but then (accidentally but perhaps unavoidably) sewed it with a wider seam allowance than the resized pattern indicated, so the face is proportionally a bit too big and I lost some detail in the ear shape. I'm pleased with it though! It was fun to make something and to do some handsewing.

[daftpatience]

SOO CUTE AND TINIE 😭

[chthonink]

I tried this pattern a while back to try out some minky and I get no points for making the pattern well but looook at my boyyy

His name is Tofu. Thank you for sharing the pattern I will love him forever

[razzafrazzle]

tori at da beach.... got so mad about how ppl draw toriel that it inspired me to Not Draw Her Like That. and then i made the second image because i was still mad actually

[image description: the first image is a drawing of toriel from undertale wearing a blue bikini and sunglasses. she is depicted as being fat and stocky with wrinkles around her eyes. she is holding a beach ball and looking into the distance as the sun sets behind her. the second image is an image of her sprite surrounded by text such as "literally a rectangle", "toriel is NOT curvy she does NOT have big titties she DOES NOT have a huge ass she is BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE and is FLAT AS A DAMN BOARD and is OLD AS HELL and if you feel the need to change that about her you are a COWARD and a BITCH". "fake milf enjoyer located, this loser can't ever enjoy genuine mom bod" with three pointing emojis above it, and "you don't actually want toriel you want an anime girl with toriel's head pasted on it". end id]

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[attex]

@linkedin-corp

[rvllybllply2014]

His sugar work is more impressive than his chocolate work at this point

[lucy-harker]

ВИЙ (VIY) 1967 | dirs. Konstantin Ershov & Gueorgui Kropatchev

[shawze]

just retire already 💔

Prices | Redbubble | Kofi

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

found a dude who does VR cruisin and boozin and im IN LOVE

[vexwerewolf]

Finally: ethical drunk driving

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[longseasons]

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome