"Living de Vida Loca"

Gansey, Simon, Inej, Jacks, Aelin, Cardan, Dorian. Yes that is all. Thank you for listening to my ted talk.

[bnnywngs]

dazai: oh sweet juliet, thy beauty hath made me effeminate and in my temper softened valor’s steel!

chuuya, from the balcony: fuck you

dazai: what a violent answer, sweet juliet

[lady-tortilla-chip]

Chuuya: *is irritated about something*

Dazai: Who did this to you?

Chuuya: Excuse me?

Dazai: The only person allowed to irritate you is ME, so now you have to tell me who upset you so I can go do something completely legal about it.

[incorrect-stray-dogs]

Chuuya: I hate being touched

Chuuya: The last time I touched someone I was crushing them to dust

Akutagawa: Dazai-san is literally hugging you right now

Chuuya: This means nothing

[incorrect-stray-dogs]

Chuuya: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Dazai: Even better!

Chuuya: What the fuck did you do-

Dazai, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy

[rivqlristxr]

If AFTG was Romeo and Juliet:

Neil: Romeo, Romeo, Romeo where art thee Romeo?

Andrew who is fucking up the lines on purpose: Bitch, I'm here.

Neil about ready to kick something:

[rivqlristxr]

Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated

Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated

Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.

[rivqlristxr]

Dante: Ari, you know what, shoes and virginity is overrated and books are underated

Ari: well- idk. All ik humans are overrated

Dante: yea, I agree. I wanna be a penguin shaped plastic bottle.

[rivqlristxr]

Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997

[rivqlristxr]

Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal Spanish showgirl who joined the

mafia in 1997

[rivqlristxr]

Ari: *saves Dante’s life from a moving car*

Ari afterwards: iT wAs JuSt A rEfLeX

Me: yea, and I’m a illegal French runaway princess who became a Spanish Showgirl and later joined the mafia in 1997

[rivqlristxr]

Me: maybe I should procrastinate on readoing trc

ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.

Me: you know what? Let's read this book.

[rivqlristxr]

Me: maybe I should procrastinate on reading trc

ReadwithCindy: ThIs iS LeSbIaN pRoPoGanDa.

Me: you know what? Let's read this book.

[rivqlristxr]

Person: What does WWJCD mean?

You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?

Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?

[rivqlristxr]

Person: What does WWJCD mean?

You, a petty mundane: What would Jesus Christ do?

Me, an intellectual: What would Jem Carstairs do?

[rivqlristxr]

Haters: Throne of Glass is way too problematic.

ToG Fandom Page: Sarah J. Maas said that if Aelin was a fanfic writer today, she'd write smut and joke she's the "Ultimate Smut Writer".

Me: Whatever do you mean?

[rivqlristxr]

Is it just me or I'm more invested in knowing what happened in Albania with more than the whole TOA series?

That is all.

[rivqlristxr]

Me: Am I bisexual really?

Inej Ghafa: *breathes*

Me: