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hide & seek by marina weishaupt  ( 500px / instagram)

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I ordered a blonde flat white from Starbucks while on my break and the barista must have been having a long day bc he goes “that would be my stripper name” and there was like five seconds of dead silence between us before he looked up realized he said that out loud

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You tipped right

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i put 20 bucks in his hand and told him to pocket all of it

[niyarest]

rb to change your fate

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anime_irl

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Iconic historical stage designs for The Queen of the Night sequence from Mozart’s “Magic Flute” - the first image by Karl Friedrich Schinkel in 1815, the second by Simon Quaglio in 1818 (x)

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

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guy: so yeah, like, its Alice In Wonderland but with a dark- me: [already asleep]

[flurrin]

guy: it’s a fairy tale, but it’s a retelling where there are no happy en–

me: [literally in a coma]

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Girl: so it’s a classic fairytale, but instead of Prince Charming the princess will be kissed awake by a female knight.

Me: [Awakens from an eternal death sleep] Go on.

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where are my museum gift shop memes

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i have to do everything myself around here don’t i

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Thought this was worth sharing:

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CLIP STUDIO PAINT : The artist's software for drawing and painting

Hey guys, quick heads up that Clip Studio is for sale again!! It’s 50% until June 25th. I highly recommend the program- it’s very stable and has so many good brushes! It’s like sai and photoshop had a baby, minus Adobe’s shit subscriptions. It’s a one time purchase [25$]

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funniest april fools prank ive EVER done…………..ok imagine youre my dad. you walk into the kitchen and your plucky little daughter offers you a mug of orange juice, barely containing her giggles. you look up and see a gallon of orange juice next to a bottle of windex with the cap removed & a thing of epsom salt. you grimace and say, “honey is there anything in this?”. she laughs, looks evasive, and says “noooo…….”. you’re a good and maybe overly-people-pleasing person so you decide to pretend all is well and take the tiniest, tiniest sip of the juice. she immediately laughs and says “APRIL FOOLS!!!”. you run to the sink and spit it out with dramatic flair. shes laughing. you turn all serious now and say “honey i know you like making jokes but cleaning supplies can seriously–” and before you can finish she takes the mug and polishes it off. there was nothing in the mug but juice. i FUCKING got him

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can we appreciate that OP’s dad was gonna drink windex just so his daughter’s joke would land?

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yeah my dads nice and dumb i love him

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this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

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how did you get in there.

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how did you get out of there

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made myself the cutest fuckin hat last night