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stained glass snoopy at redwood empire ice arena, 2007.

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So dry

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Kinda fucked up that ffxiv was able to make a villain who says shit like "darkness reigns" and "the arcane is mine to command" during his big monster boss fight a genuinely compelling and sympathetic character. Like bitch you're not supposed to be saying dollar store darth vader shit while im crying about our inevitable yet tragic confrontation. How is this allowed? Is this legal?

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[reisartjunk-deactivated20181217]

trying to explain english to an italian

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The thing most on my mind about the Mangione trial is how effective this has been. For those five days, everybody had ideas. They saw you could just walk up to somebody on the street and shoot them dead, and that no amount of surveillance would mean anything if the shooter took simple precautions. Nabbing this poor guy and pinning it on him, plastering his face everywhere on the news and saying this is the shooter really worked to calm everyone down. There is no longer an imagined escape. Somebody's going down for it, even if it's the wrong guy. They'll stop at nothing.

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sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

[responsibilitychan]

instead of worrying abt whether or not yr scaring the hoes y dont u find some hoes that dont get scared, brave hoes. indomitable hoes

[responsibilitychan]

my hoes have a Warriors Spirit

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[jabbasyogainstructor]

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whispering "fentanyl" under my breath as the cops arrest me, causing them to fly back like a skyrim shout

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[raptorific]

Fun thing about football right now is that there's a move called the "brotherly shove" that the Eagles do when they're very close to scoring, where the whole team puts their hands on the ass of the guy with the ball and physically propels him over the line into the endzone for the touchdown, and all the other teams' fans hate it because it's got such a ridiculously high rate of success for the Eagles and doesn't really seem to work for any other team. People are straight-up calling for this move to be banned, claiming it's "unstoppable" and gives an "unfair advantage" but it really and truly is a skill issue. The whole league hates this move because it only makes the Eagles win more often and nobody else can figure out how to do it right

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Other teams are so afraid of it that they panic and do some wacky looney tunes shit to try and stop it. The refs had to come out on the field and tell the bad guys to stop doing this

because it's blatantly against the rules of football, and that if they tried it a fourth time in a row that they would just straight-up grant a free touchdown to the Eagles

[raptorific]

The rest of the NFL: this move doesn't work for us but it always works for the eagles... how do we stop them, we've tried everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu: ...not everything... Washington Commanders Linebacker Frankie Luvu:

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[skidmark4-deactivated20251026]

i get high & start actn like joe biden

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[2012earthnoises]

Tshirt idea I had

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cracked and bleeding hands are not more tolerable than the feeling of lotion

[headspace-hotel]

This account has just punched me in the face like 12 times