Welcome To The Dump

RJ|27|Androgynous

[bprdeeznuts]

[wedding-shemp]

Happy 29th anniversary of Hellboy getting banned from the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[televisionenjoyer]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[thisisrealy2kok]

Power Mac G4 (1999-2004)

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

[junktastic]

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 is a house of the freaks and the perverts (affectionate). you ARE in the house of the freaks and the perverts. so don’t think about harassing or being rude to the freaks and the perverts who built this anti-censorship house and are kind enough to let you in.

ao3 is proship, profic, and anti censorship. being proship, profic, anti censorship, and hosting dark and taboo fics that were banned on other platforms are the main reasons ao3 was created in the first place.

you are welcome to join ao3. but you are NOT welcome to harass, act rude or be entitled towards the people who built this house. if the fact ao3 allows fics you find disgusting (even though it also allows you to filter out anything you don’t want to see) bothers you so much, you are free to go back to wattpad and have nearly everything censored and banned there.

here’s the list of things you should know if you’re new to ao3

[yuripuppy]

New Wave of Smut Censorship on Wattpad & Google Docs

[orchidvioletindigo]

Are you able to wash your skin, wash your hair, and shave all in the same shower without running out of heated water?

Yes

No

I don't have or use heated water/don't shower/don't shave/etc.

Remaining time: 2 days 15 hours

I'm using the term heated water here to cover anyone who considers their showers to be warm but not hot. If your shower water is heated to any degree that can run out and suddenly go lukewarm/cold, it counts.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[weaseltotheface]

Imagine being trapped in a disaster zone, delirious and starving and injured and seeing a 6ft tall evil goat monster with a chainsaw walking jerkily towards your position where you cannot run or hide

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[kosmogrl]

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[mikeyfuckinway]

"cozy bookstore" "cozy cafe with a bookshelf" "omg imagine if there was a place you could just sit and read at" we have this its called the library. you guys want to go to the library. the two college libraries near me have cafes inside and they are open to the public. people need to go to the library