Captain of My Soul

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[naramdil]

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

[sixpenceee]

A Package Marked “Return to sender”

Story by reddit user manen_lyset

My neighbor is one of those annoying wannabe YouTube personalities. Over the years, I’ve seen him cough out cinnamon, lay flat on the hood of his car as it slowly creeps down the driveway, and douse himself in lukewarm water, all the while screaming epic win, epic fail, or, fuck, epic maintenance of the status quo, for all I know. It can get tiring to watch him go about his shenanigans in the pursuit of viral fame. So, when he knocked on my door the other day, told me he was going away for a few weeks, and asked that I get his mail, honestly, it was a relief. I can’t explain the peace of mind I had knowing I didn’t have to brace myself for any of his stupidity for a while. I was always afraid his stunts would wind up bleeding over into my life.

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[samsaranmusing-deactivated20140]

[bananatwinky]

[sushinfood]

[danger]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the getting up early and working on Saturday mood

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I made it home early the job went really well

[handsoffmydinosaur]

Fame

[lafilledelune]

1. Listen to old songs, they’ll give you so many different feels. Sing to them. Aloud. 2. Go out on a cafe and spoil yourself. Buy ice cream or eat a whole cake. 3. Walk around and see the world revolve on its own. Pay attention to the little details like the people that hustle around. 4. Give money to beggars in the streets. 5. Dance under the rain. And do it like no one’s looking. 6. Listen to diverse music. Don’t stick to one favorite artist this time. Put your playlist on shuffle. Try a different genre. Put it on speakers. And then close your eyes. Listen to the lyrics. Bang your head, tap your feet. Feel the music engulf you. 7. Read an exciting book. 8. Randomly text your parents that you love them. 9. Go to church. 10. Take random pictures. Of people, of things. Even shitty ones. Just take them. 11. Catch up with an old friend. 12. Learn something new. Like a new language. Or for an easier alternative, another alphabet. 13. Talk to strangers, especially the older ones. It may not even be face-to-face. Leave notes everywhere. Tell people they look lovely. Make someone else’s day. 14. Go to a playground. Even an old pathetic one. Bask in the patheticness of it. 15. Pat children’s heads. 16. Rip posters off their posts. Just once. Or maybe twice. Thrice. Be a rebel for a tad second.

“16 things to do to feel better”, la fille de lune (via lafilledelune)

[wtfclur]

1. Take a hot shower if you’re feelings down. Stay there as long as you like. 2. If a boy breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry. 3. If a girl breaks your heart, it’s okay to cry. 4. There’s a song for every situation. Music is your best friend. 5. No, they’re not judging you. Don’t worry about them. 6. Whenever you think she’s pretty, tell her. Girls supporting girls. 7. Go for a walk if you’re feeling sad. Don’t stay in. 8. Never say no to seeing friends. 9. Experience life, try new things. 10. Always have a water bottle with you. 11. Buying that chocolate bar isn’t the end of the world. Do it. 12. Eat breakfast every day. 13. Sleep is important. 14. No, it can’t wait. Do it now and you’ll feel so much better. 15. Do your best, not doing well is fine. 16. Love yourself and love the world. 17. If they don’t make you happy, leave them. Your well being is more important. 18. Be selfish, be selfless. 19. Be the person you’d want to meet. 20. Find beauty in everything. 21. Take photos. 22. You’re beautiful without makeup. 23. You’re beautiful with makeup. 24. Don’t touch that pimple. Trust me, it’ll go away. 25. Cherish everything, it only happens once. 26. Don’t regret anything, move on. 27. Do your homework right after school, don’t procrastinate. 28. Drawing is good, go for it. 29. Wear what you want. Trust me, you look absolutely stunning. 30. Watch the sky.

things I always need to remember (via babyfacedlove)

[joiekeery-deactivated20171123]

things u should do in the morning

- wake up early, like before 8 - make yourself tea/coffee and drink water - make your bed - if you feel unfocused and chaotic, write a list of “to-do”s for the day - put on some calming morning music - eat a good breakfast!!! - wash your face - do a little exercise (as little as doing 10 squats or running up and down the stairs twice)

things u should do at night

- wash ur face/take off all makeup - set ur clothes out for tomorrow - drink a sleepy tea or glass of water - put on some music (or not) and just daydream/reflect/think - dont look at ur phone!! - read ! (if u want to) - relax

[fantabulous-fabiha-deactivated2]

Things to add to your bucket list:

Travel:

See The Northern Lights 

See A Solar Eclipse 

See A Waterfall 

See Cherry Blossoms in Japan 

See The 7 Wonders of The World 

See The Mona Lisa, at the Louvre in Paris 

See Da Vinci’s Notebooks, Victoria and Albert Museum 

Spend New Year’s Eve in Times Square 

Spend a day at Central Park, New York 

Spend Mardi Gras in New Orleans 

Spend La Tomatina in Spain 

Spend Dia De Los Muertos in Mexico 

Use a Cable Car In San Francisco 

Visit Anne Frank’s House 

Visit Large Hadron Collider 

Walk Along the Great Wall of China 

Push A Stone at Stonehenge 

Wear an Authentic Kimono in Japan 

Make A Guard Laugh at Buckingham Palace 

Go to an Olympic Game 

Travel All Around the World 

Stand at The Equator 

Backpack Across at Least 10 Locations 

Pack Your Bags and Set Off for A Random Location 

Live in A Different Country for at Least 6 Months 

Set Foot in All the Continents 

See A TED Talk Live 

Comic Con or Who Con – Any Con 

Tee in The Park 

Coachella 

Go On a Safari 

Achieve Something

Achieve My Ideal Weight 

Publish A Book 

Get Featured in The Media for Something You Are Proud Of 

Start A Movement On a Cause You Believe In 

Get A Standing Ovation 

Get A Street Named After Me 

Give £10,000 To Charity 

Create A Famous Quote 

Start A Phenomenon 

Start A Petition 

Prove A Theory 

Become an Ordained Minister 

People

Be A Matchmaker 

Contact A Company  Just to Thank Them 

Fold 1,000 Origami Cranes and Give Them to Someone Special 

Pie Someone in The Face 

Personally Know Someone Famous 

Do Volunteer Work 

Be A Mentor to Someone 

Make A Difference in Someone’s Life 

Teach Someone Illiterate to Read 

Give A Heartfelt Surprise to Someone 

Perform A Kind Deed Without Expecting Anything in Return 

Meet A Good Street Performer 

Shake Hands with PM and President 

Meet Someone You Can Only Dream of Meeting 

Collect Autographs from All My Favourite People 

Donate Blood and Meet Who It Got Donated To 

Get A Pen Pal 

Write 365 Letters to Someone 

Write Letters to 5 People Who Positively Influenced You 

Leave £100 Tip for a waiter/waitress 

Befriend A Stranger 

Get A Drink for A Stranger 

High Five a Stranger 

Take A Picture with A Stranger 

Give Free Hugs on a side-walk 

Hold Sign Saying ‘Talk to Me About Anything’ On A Busy Street 

Order Pizza and Send It to A Random House with Note 

Something for Me

Get A Pet 

Get A Complete Makeover 

Decorate My Room – Paint A Cool Landscape 

Fly First Class 

Get My Portrait Painted 

Legitimately Play a Song On Any Musical Instrument 

Get A Signed Copy of a Book I Love 

Dye My Hair an Unnatural Colour – Purple/Blue 

Get The Restaurant Staff Sing for my birthday 

Get A Mani/Pedi 

Have A Spa Day 

Receive A Postcard from All Countries from Post Crossing 

Get A Star Named After Me 

Get Picked Up at The Airport by Someone with A Sign 

Authentic Chuck Taylors 

Learn Something New

Learn A New Language 

Learn Morse Code 

Learn to Say Hello in 26 Languages 

Learn Sign Language 

Try Something New

Try A Profession in A Different Field 

Try Every Single Ben and Jerry’s Flavour 

Try to Be Vegan for A Week 

Once in a Lifetime

Fly in A Hot-Air Balloon 

Do Public Speaking 

Act in A Film - Big or Small 

Be an Extra in a Big Film 

Crowd Surf 

Indoor Skydiving 

Wash an Elephant 

Ride A Rollercoaster 

Be On a Big Screen 

Participate in/Organize  Something

Run A Marathon 

Volunteer at A Hospice 

Go in A Corn Maze 

Join A Book Club 

High School Reunion 

Participate in Holi Festival 

Attend A Jewish Wedding 

Attend A Christian Wedding 

Attend A Hindi Wedding 

Attend A Sikh Wedding 

Attend A Muslim Wedding 

Attend An Atheist Wedding

Attend Any Wedding … 

Attend A Random Wedding as a Stranger 

Treasure Hunt 

Scavenger Hunt 

Masquerade Ball 

Murder Mystery Dinner 

Organise A Picnic Outing 

Organise A Barbeque 

Organize a Block Party 

Throw A Mega Party       

Put On a Fundraiser 

Foam Party 

Zombie Walk 

National Novel Writing Month 

MONOPOLY – actually complete it 

Something Sentimental

Walk/Dance Barefoot in The Rain 

Experience A Sunrise 

Experience A Sunset 

Go Stargazing 

Plant A Tree and Watch It Grow 

Go Camping 

Road Trip 

Fly A Kite 

Fall Asleep On Grassy Plains 

Ultimate Water Fight 

Message in A Bottle 

Sleep Under the Stars 

Make A Cool Snowman 

MOVIE MARATHON 

All Day with No Technology 

Water gun and Water Balloon Fight 

Bonfire and S’mores 

Blanket and Sofa Fort 

Catch Fireflies 

Collect Seashells 

Messy Twister 

Let A Floating Lantern Go 

Belong in A Secret Society 

Collect A Penny Made in Every Year I’ve Been Alive

Food Fight 

Leave A Note in A Library Book 

Leave A Note On A Car Window 

Leave A Shoe at A Ball 

Release A Chinese Lantern 

Use A Fake Name at Starbucks 

Pretend to Be a Window Mannequin 

Pull A Fire Alarm 

Pull an All Nighter 

Put A Pair of My Shoes On a Shoe Tree 

Places to go / Things To See

Ballet 

Beach 

Castle 

Concert 

Drive-in Movie 

Factory 

Haunted Place 

Laser Quest 

Museum 

Music Festival 

Paintballing 

Theatre 

Zip line 

Make Something

Knit A Scarf 

Build A Treehouse 

Write A Children’s Book 

Start A Vlog 

Make A Rubber Band Ball 

Start A Scrapbook 

Do A 365 Day Photo Project 

Wreck-This Journal 

Make A Bracelet 

Bake Something 

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

what will future historians do with this 

[911official-deactivated20200526]

this is The Human Experience

[name1738]

This is our legacy

[jojostarz]

When people say they remember their childhood perfectly and not in bits and pieces with mostly a black void of nothingness like me

?? hoW in th e fuk ???

[chaoticbabyg]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

[pizzacatsandboobs]

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

[disgustinganimals]

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

I love Meatloaf. :)

[whiska-aliapoh]

Bless Meatloaf

[coloradoqueen]

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

[hakuteeth]

me: I can take criticism!!!

somebody: hmm well….

me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????

[idkcake]

[thedarklordkeisha]

Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.