Himmel

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[draeneis]

worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[localtransvamp-deactivated20241]

Y'all have no idea how shitty the wifi is in my gothic castle

[panteneprovcommercial]

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

[cloud-ya]

outcast of the village

[cloud-ya]

I'm so glad to see this blow up actually. this piece feels very important to me, especially that it's not a fanart

[ressaart]

stephie brown...

[writingdose]

[writingdose]

© _ADWills

[loveridden1999]

many such cases

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

[dat-physics-gal]

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

Would you fuck jafar if he was like begging you to

[hateusandseeifwemind-deactivate]

dont think i need to even mention that your relationships with alladin, jasmine, and genie suffer horribly if you tread this dark path... But hes so needy

[yangeles-deactivated20260421]

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

wait

[definitely-not-a-plant]

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

[just-a-little-dead-inside]