* You Could Stop at Five or Six Stores Meme
001. ❛ I don’t need friends, they disappoint me. ❜ 002. ❛ I feel like a deer in the headlights of life. ❜ 003. ❛ Honey, you’ve got a big storm comin’ ❜ 004. ❛ Can I ask you kind of a weird question? *finger guns* ❜ 005. ❛ I am the QUEEN of the universe. ❜ 006. ❛ I can see the statue of liberty from here. ❜ 007. ❛ I can’t stand it when she touches me. ❜ 008. ❛ People say… That time… Heals all wounds… ❜ 009. ❛ Shut up. Just shut up. Don’t say a word. ❜ 010. ❛ I heard enough from you last night to last me a lifetime. ❜ 011. ❛ I’m not as desperate as I thought I was. ❜ 012. ❛ I saved your life… And now you’re mine for life… ❜ 013. ❛ Of course I’m not in love with them. it’s just a convenience. ❜ 014. ❛ He’s inside the closet. I had him STUFFED. ❜ 015. ❛ Look, if we don’t leave now we’ll miss the train. ❜ 016. ❛ I want ‘em, and I know you can’t keep ‘em forever. ❜ 017. ❛ That always puts the fear of god in me. ❜ 018. ❛ A bum. That’s what he is, a BUM ❜ 019. ❛ I have six other pairs of shoes two of which are running shoes. ❜ 020. ❛ The ducks… Were gone. ❜ 021. ❛ Put breastecs on your shoes, and know where to kick. ❜ 022. ❛ He asked me to have a baby and I said no… And he got hit by a bus. ❜ 023. ❛ Some say the ducks went to Canada. Others say Toronto. ❜ 024. ❛ The man was a fool! But don’t make a murderer out of him! ❜ 025. ❛ Oh god… I want to die… I want to die… ❜ 026. ❛ You tapped that ass- you put it in the backseat BAM- cold ax. ❜ 027. ❛ Other guys will just feed you lies… But I’ll take you to MICKEY DEEEEES ❜ 028. ❛ They call him the Sandman because he likes to put people asleep. ❜ 029. ❛ But believe me W O M E N. N O T I C E. ❜ 030. ❛ You could stop at 5 or 6 stores. Or just one. ❜











