[cloudabserk]

everyone has to be nice to him

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 1/?

Part 2

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 3/?

Part 2 -> Part 4

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 5/?

Part 4

[katherinediangelo]

This was probably said before but I feel like stating it again, Ryland Grace from Project Hail Mary really is the Most Character of All Time™️, like he's aroace he's in a platonic throuple with Rocky and Adrian. He's their pet. He's their son. He's everyone's uncle, he's a leaky space blob, he's beautiful, he's stupid, he's the smartest person ever, he's Eva Stratt's feeling machine, he's her Dead Wife, he's Carl's Dead Wife, he is in a romantic relantionship with Simon from Iron Lung, he isnt in any relantionship, he gets passed around between Rocky and Adrian and Simon like a blunt. He's scared he's brave, he's incredibly adaptable he's losing his mind. He is everything and I love him for It so much.

[rosettyller]

ryland grace + text posts

[sexuallyfrustratedavocado]

just a heads up that I finally watched project hail mary so I’m going to be obsessed for a bit, don’t mind me

[mclennonyaoi]

[fledgling-witch]

The Evidence:

The Magic School Bus can time travel

When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”

However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before

Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious

Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so

Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth

Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes

A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student

Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold

[featherless-wings]

Holy shit???????

[sistertaxon]

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

[fledgling-witch]

[the-dark-aquarian]

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

[nentuaby]

One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.

Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.

[h3lena-o]

dope

[immolationiv]

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

[fledgling-witch]

[lilu-the-almighty]

Ms frizzle is a time traveling trans woman is not a take I expected to encounter today but it’s one that I will stand buy to my god damn grave

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[cute-catts]

Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

[purplesaline]

It's not that kitty is saying she can't make the wheel go. Kitty is saying she wants to do the wheel WITH her person. Much the same way many cats won't wat unless their person is eating at the same time.

This is a request for social togetherness and it's incredibly sweet

[mlm-blues]

listen you NEED to borrow that book from the library. i know youve got like 10 other books lined up to be read but you need to go to the library. remind the library that it's loved and cherished

[depsidase]

[snrland]

At my university women use the men's bathrooms because there's just so much more women. I haven't really seen cis men use women's but I doubt anyone would give a shit. No one has died yet. It's almost like it's bullshit to gender bathrooms at all.

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [174/∞]

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [175/∞]