birdy

bi she/her 22 currently in love with multiple fictional characters

[depsidase]

[wirelessmousegirl]

Going to try one of these

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Would you Fuck/Marry/ Or kill this character?

FUCK

MARRY

KILL

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

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[rnidnightcrimes]

sigh if only the hxh fandom wasn’t absolutely deceased im hungry for content. may have to open up my laptop and make my own

[sauronns]

a 30-something chrollo

since he’s canonically in that age range by now.

[rnidnightcrimes]

feral for him at all times

[unstablecryptid]

good riddance live

[rnidnightcrimes]

alcina: you have been gone for 78 days where have you been?

y/n: i went to the kitchen, kinda got sidetracked, kinda got lost. but i brought you back an apple :)

[rnidnightcrimes]

maam its been nine months i apologize

[the-bee-graveyard]

Socialist Nancy, Communist Robin, and Anarchist Eddie love to have political debates in front of Steve, who doesn’t know who the U.S. president is.

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

"lady dimitrescu is just a fictional character" to YOU. I know her personally, we're married.

[rnidnightcrimes]

alcina: you kill people for money?!

y/n: i can explain!

alcina: and all this time I’ve been doing it for free and food like a chump!

[rnidnightcrimes]

alcina: no.

y/n: i haven’t done anything yet?

alcina: no to everything, go to your room, you’re grounded.

y/n: we’re married you can’t ground me.

alcina: uh, i just did.

[rnidnightcrimes]

y/n: you saved me i owe you my life

victoria: uh no thanks actually. I’ve watched you and i’ve seen it and frankly i’m not that impressed.

[rnidnightcrimes]

y/n: hey alci?

alcina: yes?

y/n: you say you love me, and you say you love that vase in the hall. If one of those things were to break the other, would you still love them? You can think about it if you want. i love you by the way

[sandyyybonham]

Y'all what do you think is Alcina's Zodiac Sign

[rnidnightcrimes]

scorpio sun leo moon (very much that vibe)

[boldlyvoid]

me: i love this fic idea i cant wait to write it

me writing the actual fic:

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

me when alcina is paying more attention to her daughters than me:

[homoo-wan-kenobi]

this is gonna be me when resident evil: village is released and I’m searching the castle for lady dimitrescu 

[rnidnightcrimes]

except no bc i SPRINT to dukes office hot=scary

[rnidnightcrimes]

alcina: you have been gone for 78 days where have you been?

y/n: i went to the kitchen, kinda got sidetracked, kinda got lost. but i brought you back an apple :)