danyel.

i'm probably tired

[straightboyfriend]

me at 4 am: i should get some water

me in my head: i can’t because five nights at freddy’s will be at. the fridge

[beysexuality]

*Beyoncé voice* Okay ladies now just what in Tarnation

[consivanqueen]

[keithsweatshop]

[willow]

i think its important to shut the fuck up sometimes

[dying-dog]

[teargrl]

this is what i imagine inner peace looks n feels like

[trinandtonic-deactivated2022102]

i love dogs that look like gentle aliens who can teach us about true utopian society 

[lobsterjimsourcream]

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

[aspiringdoctors-blog]

Why am I laughing so hard at this.

[primordialsandstonedevice-deact]

space just doesnt even mean anything. like i cant actually even fucking understand how big the sun itself is. this is just concepts to me at this point. nothing means anything. life is a game and there are no rules

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

[95post]

:) (thats me screamin w my mouth closed)

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

[biscuitsandtee]

it was on sale

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

thanks mom

[hakuteeth]

me: I can take criticism!!!

somebody: hmm well….

me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????

[shittyidea]

The US leaving the Paris climate agreement

[egberts]

most powerful intrusive thoughts

- crush glass cup - open car door while in motion - drop phone from an extreme height

[truuqueen]

all of us going through so much right now. I really hope we all get to the point in our lives where we can just breathe easy

[pantryraids-deactivated20131029]

why do dads sneeze so loud

[riley-coyote]

#to scare predators away from their young

[bioillogically]

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you