number one fan of velvette hazbin hotel @roachhawthorne - Tumblr Blog

intro

hi i'm Roach.

I use rot/void/insect/space/alien/worm/teeth/static/doll pronouns

this blog will mainly just be my rants on tiktok transcribed so come say hi there too, @roach_hawthorne8

i have npd, autism, adhd and arfid

vaelerius

endless gifs of rhea - 612 / ∞

milowing

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

muppetlesbian

i want a running gag of piggy's ongoing legal battle with sabrina carpenter... her lawyers will be in touch trust.

combatwombat27

look at his photos 😭

angietswing

This combination was to be expected, but... what about that doll? 🫦

basic-punkanomics

<3

starlord51

A smart girl knows when to change plans😉

isthatmyjacket-rhiyo

I'm still catching up on all the Rhea Ripley stuff and Iyo + Rhiyo and I know I have a lot to catch up, but I was watching a small Rhea's interview yesterday (it was filmed one day before the Dominik betrayal) and the guy asks something about Liv and Rhea said she "broke up" with Liv because she made her soft, and softness was weakness, etc.

but watching her with Iyo, this is exactly what she is now. not weak. but soft. she allows herself to be soft and silly around Iyo, a lot of times she's the one to start that Iyo 👉🏻😆👈🏻 and the other times she just joins Iyo in making it.

and it's just so clear how Iyo brings the best in her. they care about each other so much. Iyo is always saying how much she loves Rhea, how she's her best friend, how Rhea always helps her either with her English or during matches, etc.

and their relationship is just so good. I love them so much.

I'll post more once I watch more things

yhumeghost

Rhea wtf?! You should support your aussie friend not the opposite! 😭

backupblogforjg

How are there still idiots saying that Vox only exploited Valentino and Velvette for sex and labor. How.

He shielded them with his own body, twice, and once against angelic steel. He personally recruited them as business partners (not employees, *partners*) in the Company he himself funded, where they wield as much power as he does. He is constantly cleaning after their messes, dealing with the fallout while keeping all complaints to himself. He is so used to Valentino throwing objects at his screen that he casually steps aside to avoid thrown glasses. He goes out of his way to get multiple meals to make sure Valentino (who is implied to have an ED) will eat something. He and Velvette hang out in her room just to chill together like cats. He wrote their contracts in such a way that they can have his own employees. Valentino told Angel that Vox buys him anything he asks for, even a freaking island. Velvette's texts shows that he funds anything she wants.

But you browse the Vox tag, and invariably you see dumbasses whine that "ohhhhh that white man only keeps the poc around as props" as if the subtle-as-an-anvil theme of S2 weren't that the Vees are Found Family. Guy makes a couple racist jokes, that his poc family immediately call him out for, and some people decide to ignore that the Vees have been loving and protecting each other for decades.

starlord51

Two different types of families

Part 3 of R+V family

Part 1

Part 2

Part 4-7

poisoncrumbs

moodooivy

I need more Vox and cursed cat Alastor but SilentStatic flavored

Imagine Alastor gets turned into a cat and kicked out of the hotel for pushing Lucifer too far, Valentino and Velvette find him and bring him to V Tower. Except, uh oh, Vox hates cats (Like how Alastor hates dogs, yay, opposites). Vox begrudgingly agrees to let them keep it if they keep the cat out of his way. They don't, like at all. Alastor practically lives in Vox's space. Vox is his favorite person. (And because he's a cat and no one recognizes him he can steal snuggles and no one will know it was him)

melissshit

Velvette: Yeah my sexual awakening was slave Leia, who was yours Val?

Valentino: Oh it was that TV host my mama and sisters were mad about. Vincent Whittman.

Velvette: Wait you mean the serial killer? I watched a document about him, he killed famous people and declared their deaths on his news channel like a sociopath.

Valentino: Oh kinky… maybe I’ll find him and fuck him to piss Vox off. He won’t like that.

Velvette: No he won’t hahahah. But god, didn’t he die in the most fuckass way?

Valentino: Oh my god yes, a TV falling to his…

Both, looking at suspiciously quiet Vox:

Vox:

Vox: In my defence, it was an accident, I wasn’t actually going to kill myself.

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