Where Do I Begin?

25 // She-Her // Pansexual // MDNI // shameless rebloggling // been around the block a few times // I'm an absolute Idiot

[space-queen]

alternatives to smoke cleansing [for spaces] 🫧

🫧 sound

music, bells, pots and pans, singing

🫧 liquid

charged or blessed water, alcohol, vinegar, essential oil sprays

🫧 scents

candles, essential oils (diffused)

🫧 physical cleaning

sweep

vacuum

wipe down

*make a blend of cleansing herbs, sprinkle around your space, and either sweep it out the back door or vacuum it up and dispose of the contents

🫧 simmer pots [for the steam]

🫧 rearrange your space

🫧 open your windows

🫧 visualization + meditation

🫧 sun, moon, or starlight

🫧 rain + storms

🫧 the elements

earth - salt floor sweep

air - breath and wind

fire - heat and sunlight

water - see above

🫧 salt

place a bowl of salt in the main room of your home

🫧 crystals

place in the center or corner of the space you want to cleanse

♡ luna / space-queen

[megabuild]

[proletarianprincess]

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[hiiighpriestess913]

Y’all I’m being so serious when I say this: go to the library for witchcraft reasons.

You can usually find books on witchcraft, yes, but there’s also field guides on local foraging and wildlife, cookbooks, books that teach you how to craft and DIY, books about environmental protection and stewardship, books on how to use herbs medicinally, books about other religions, cultures, and spiritual practices. My favorite local library even has a seed swapping program and fantastic resources to research your own family history!

Go to the library for witchcraft. Please. :) <3

[girlnextvore]

Thinking about the characters having gay sex will fix me

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[mechanical-empress]

in the pale moonlight I stand lone and bloodied. I look sick as fuck and you wish you were me

[landsccape]

[margarettherelentless]

Two Bad Bitches who pulled each by being Autistic

[clevercloudpoetry]

Penelope: One kiss, it would not mean anything.

Inner Colin after the kiss:

[gildedruin]

I have can’t stop thinking of Penelope Featherington disease.

[noah-wyles]

tell me this isn't them to a tee

[darlinglittlemeg]

Idk if this has been done yet-

[allyouneedisteaandlove]

name a sneakier mom than violet "oh you're too tired to come to the ball? what a shame, you're going to miss sweet Penelope getting engaged. well, anyway dear, feel better" bridgerton. i'll wait.

[luke-thompsons]

#RIP Penelope Featherington you would’ve loved Regina George