ROADKILL

Boneyard System | He/it DNI: endos + transid [Host: Will]

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I desperately want fanfic for Frazier/Burris from Walden Two, a fiction novel by famed psychologist BF Skinner, but alas, who the fuck writes gay fanfiction for a 1948 psychology novel?

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Squirrel with cup, circa 2026

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My COLLEGE classroom has sock puplets... with teeth

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Jeffrey Dean Morgan kept falling off of my wall so I clipped him to the world map curtains

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AI Rant </3

Just got denied a ✨job interview✨ because the company's stupid resume AI didn't recognize my college as a VALID SCHOOL TO HAVE GONE TO.

Also, ALL THE CREATIVE WRITING JOBS out there are for AI TRAINING and no I'm NOT JOKING. Like FUCK YOU FOR EVEN ASKING ME THAT. I want to write so people can read my writing, not so AI can copy me!!!! Die in a hole, AI scum!!!!!!!

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Fuck it, I'm writing gay sex into my schizophrenic zombie novel about abuse

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I'm only gay past 6 pm for whatever reason

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i feel like i should tell tumblr that at the will wood concert before he came up someone kept holding up a balloon animal somewhere and everyone would cheer on and off depending on if it was being held up. and then some dude held up a png of spamton on their phone and people went APESHIT

and like 80% of the rest of that down time was a ton of different people holding up spamton plushies they brought and getting uproarious cheering

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lmao the png thing happened w us too, but with pride flags (cheers) and the french flag (which got booed). also a cardboard cutout of Spock was brought on stage?? usually i hate ppl taking pics at concerts but when Spock came out, i had to

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hear me out:

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IVARR MY BELOVED

He's so AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I need him pretty pleaseeeeeee. I know he's a mean little bitch but I don't care he's so beautiful to me. dunno why he's called the BONELESS when he gives me such a BONER

Signed, Will

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Headcannons about the x-men that just ARE true

Charles reads bedtime stories to the younger kids in a group after dinner. They are working through Redwall right now.

Erik has about four students he enjoys at any given moment and they are never students you would expect. He will mentor them when he's not being a international terrorist.

The brotherhood doesn't do bonding activities; the x-men have game night on Wednesdays.

Charles and Erik will defend the others name no matter what even if they are off to kill each other.

Half X-Men have all slept with each other, and no they are not addressing it.

The X-Men and The Avengers meet for dinner once a month to assess known risks to the city and decide how to divy these up. The Avengers are unwilling participants, and it usually devolves into Tony and Logan racing to see who gets black out drunk first.

(Charles, in fact, got drunk before either of them, but he can handle it well enough no one knows. He never remembers these meetings)

Erik has impeccable posture.

Spider-Man has beef with Magneto. No one has informed Erik of this and he likely couldn't pick him out of a crowed if he had to.

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I am responding on how my X-Men fictives are.

Inaccurate, Erik does that

Yeah, accurate

Both the Brotherhood and the X-Men have a game night. Only the Brotherhood's game night remains civil.

Accurate

Inaccurate, but funny

The Avengers are indeed unwilling and rarely ever show up. Logan gets drunk first. He shows up drunk.

Inaccurate, he's a chronic sloucher

LMAO probably

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Fucking hate Sigurd. I'm pretty early in game but oh boy. I hate that I'm his little yesman. Eivor needs a fucking backbone. Jesus Christ. So upset the game won't let me slaughter him :(

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I have once again autismed autistically

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I come home for the summer only to discover my mom hasn't been living here since February and my parents are getting divorced. 😐

No heads up.

I visited every weekend. She drove over and pretended to live there still.

38 years.

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I asked my redneck maga dad, "Why shouldn't trans people transition?" He sat silently for a bit before saying, "They should"

Small wins

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ayooo hallucinating again

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Bro, so, like, Will went dormant, and I legit don't know how to tell "our" friends about it. Like, sorry, he's taking a big nap. You've ACTUALLY been talking with a Ukrainian twink for the past few months now instead of an American redneck. Also, like... should I keep his life plans going, or??? Like, is he gonna come back?! I don't really want to do psychology. I mean, it's okay, but like... I feel like I am incapable of doing 4 MORE years of that shit like... idek. I actually don't remember if any IRLs follow me on Tumblr. If yes, uh... sorry, Will left. Fuck me.

-Leonid

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Okay he was just being dramatic, I'm back.