Hello hello! Feel free to call me whatever you want. This is my space to ramble excessively about my various dteam aus so if you like that, welcome!
My activity will be sporadic, I'm mostly just here to yap about my aus and look at fanart. I'll add a masterpost of my aus to this post eventually
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General tags: #kal's rambles, #kal's writing, #kal's liveblogging, #“someone made something” tag (fanart and other things people made for my aus!!)
AU tags: #siren!george, #different kind of bite, #system c!dream au
Block #discourse to avoid seeing anything I reblog about drama, I will use that tag liberally in regards to anything negative so people can avoid seeing it
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ they/them but tbh I don't really care
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ I mostly write dnf (and maybe sometimes c!awesamdream) but I'm chill about pretty much all ships
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ A lot of my fics contain violence and mature themes so I'd prefer not to have minors following me, also I will reblog suggestive/spicy stuff sometimes
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ I have. WAY too many aus. Sometimes I'll post about the same one for three weeks straight and then you won't hear about it for months. Expect inconsistent updates and lots of snippets from unfinished WIPs
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ I don't care about fandom drama, that's why I'm here instead of on the bird app. I'll block people who try to start pointless drama with me. This is meant to be a fun space. That being said, if I say something that comes across as hurtful, please let me know so I can fix it. Most likely I misread someone's tone or didn't realize how my words came across
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ You can always ask me to add certain cw tags to my posts and reblogs and I'll try to do so! Probably won't tag reblogs with any content warnings unless someone asks me. Currently the only one is that mpreg-related posts are tagged #mpreg for filtering purposes.
〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ I really struggle to recognize people. I believe I have prosopagnosia or something similar (took me months to learn to identify the dteam's faces/voices and I still struggle) and I think this also affects my ability to connect usernames to people. I'm probably not going to recognize people just by their username so if I forget that I've interacted with you before, I'm really sorry
the way dreams reputation has completely changed on almost all social media sites and the most liked comments on his tiktoks / insta reels and occasionally youtube are now saying how attractive he is and that they dont understand the hate..... its been a long time coming but the love for dream revolution is so fucking close
the beautiful amazing showstopping georgelore from teaching his mum to fish stream 🐟🐟🐟 (this is a long one)
georges fishing career started when he was quite young, possibly around 7 or 8. he had a friend at school whose dad liked fishing and so he would take george and his friend fishing. there was also a guy who lived on their road who was really into fishing and took george a few times as well. gom thinks that george had his own fishing rod but george is unsure.
they have a family history of sleepwalking and sleeptalking and "doing crazy stuff", and one time george left the house in the middle of the night as a kid while he was sleeping.
george had a video idea about setting up a night vision camera in his room and recording every single night to make a funny video about the weird things he does in his sleep but then he thought people would think its fake
gom and george had an app on their phone that they used to record themselves sleeptalking and they made memes out of the things they would say. george one time gifted his mom a mug with some of the more famous things shes said in her sleep and she still has it. the saying had something to do with "double jeopardy".
gom didnt like george screaming during recordings when george lived with her bc she was a light sleeper and it would be at like 4am and it used to wake her up. george says it was part of the reason he moved out but gom stated that despite it waking her up, she didnt want george to move out. "i was sad to see him go but i was happy to get a good nights sleep."
when george used to sleep over at a friends house, he would sleepwalk all the time and the friend's family had a house alarm and george would set the alarm off and wake the family up every single time. they started putting a laundry basket in front of the room so that when george would sleepwalk out of the room, he would fall over the laundry basket and wake himself up.
teenage george would never do his homework cus he was always on his playstation/pc. it would drive gom crazy and she would hide his keyboard. one day, she took his mouse and george just went to a store nearby and bought another one. he revealed this to his mom today.
gom knew that george moving to florida was something that he really wanted to do but then covid happened. it was something hes wanted to do since 2020. initially, she didnt really believe it was gonna happen, she thought it was a lot of talk 😭. and then when it actually was happening she was like "oh!!" george says it doesnt feel like its been 2 and a half years since hes moved.
gom thought it was weird and was anxious about george moving in with someone he hadnt seen the face of. she worried about george getting along with dreamnap irl and that it was a long way away. "he literally packed up everything and left."
gom thinks georges accent has changed since he left england.
george had "phases of things" when he was little. he was in a school club that held gymnastics competitions and he was really good at it. he also did marial arts, specifically tang soo do, and did competitions for that as well. he also used to play cricket, rugby, and tennis. he was also in a competitive football team that his neighbor ran. gom described kid george as really sporty. george thinks that growing up playing sports competitively was the reason he enjoyed competitive video games with ranking systems growing up, like counterstrike, rocket league, and minecraft hungergames.
during years 5-7, george used to win all the school running races. gom remembers one time that george was competing and the whistle blew to start the race but george didnt move for the first few seconds bc he was distracted with waving at her. he still won the race.
it upset gom that george turned really sedentary as he got older when he started to get involved with gaming bc he wouldnt leave his bedroom for days.
gom tells everyone george's success story.
gom figured out george was colorblind when he was in kindergarten (nursery in the uk). gom wasnt suprised bc it ran in the family.
george used to love watching the simpsons everyday after school. "6pm, channel 4." he thought the simpsons were green. "that kind of yellow looks like dream's green to me."
gom spends a lot of time watching george and dteam's content, but says that shes georges biggest fan.
george says that his colorblindness doesnt affect him on a day-to-day basis, but that when hes driving, its sometimes hard to see which traffic light is on depending on the lighting.
george watched fireworks w gom from the car (bc the weather wasnt good) for the 4th of july.
the school george went to was very particular and proper, as gom and george state a lot of the schools in england are (gom thinks its ridiculous). one time george got in trouble bc of his shoes; his shoes had to have laces but gom bought george velcro. george also had a blazer that gom sewed his name into as part of his school uniform that he had to wear everyday (gom thought it was stupid). he would lose it quite often. gom also says there was an incident that was "unnecessarily strict" and "so dramatic" and "ridiculous" where george took a picture of a friend eating a muffin and put it on facebook, and even though the friend didnt care, the school called gom about it.
he didnt really do anything bad in school; he was a good boy!!
when george was 2 or 3 he couldnt say a few letters, like the letter s for example, so he instead of "it was sunny" he would say "it was yunny" and instead of "can we go to the sweet shop" he would say "can we go to the weet whop" and he needed speech therapy for it for about 9 months. later, when george was about 12, they went on holiday and his old speech therapist was there and gom thought it was cute that his speech therapist could see george talk properly.
gom thinks george was extroverted as a little boy. george says "i was and then i wasnt." he would often get sent out of the classroom or reseated in school for talking a lot. when he was 8, they would make him face the sink in the back corner of the classroom 😭
gom really wanted another girl when she was pregnant with george so she wanted to find out if george was going to be a boy or a girl so she could be prepared 😭 gom has always liked the name george and if george had been born a girl his name possibly wouldve been "georgia".
gister was quite bossy and george was very sweet when they were children. he would let gister dress him up as a girl and she would make a lot of games for him.
george says that streaming is "intensive on his head". he doesnt think streaming is a hard job but its mentally draining.
george was gorgeous as a baby
gom initially thought that georges streaming career was temporary, that he would do it for a little while before getting a "proper job". georges says his original plan was that after uni graduation which was in june/july 2019, he wanted to make some kind of business on his own. he gave himself until the end of the year to make it happen and if it didnt, he would get a more conventional software engineering job. he got the youtube 100k plaque jan 2020 and gom thought it was incredible and she was blown away. they went into lockdown and george's career took off. he says that doing youtube wasnt really the business plan he was picturing, but that it accidentally worked out in the end.
george loved camera stuff and he would film things as a kid, including the family dog. he once made a movie and put it on a dvd.
hes been skiing in switzerland with gom when he was little. theres a photo of him from that trip with a skiing instructor who taught him how to go over ramps.
when george was 4/5 he was clingy and a mummy's boy. he would get invited to parties from kids as school but george wouldnt want to go on his own. he would make up "pathetic excuses" like "they are gonna have a barbie themed cake and its gonna have jam."
george had a lot of friends who were girls growing up.
george feels bad leaving chat at the end of streams 😭
