RoastedWizerd

Alex | 20 | UK | Generic uni student | Shitposter Life

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[darkwebdad-deactivated20160207]

[zvunderbahr-deactivated20141222]

[pkpaulshow]

[lmaonade]

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

[rcktpwr]

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?

[prozdvoices]

facing the final boss after doing every single sidequest

[sf3]

[therealslimslowking-deactivated]

disgusting.

[roastedwizerd]

THIS

[rottknightofrage]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

Person: God, I hate fake people.

Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[pondwitch]

that one fallout 3 plot breakdown from /v/ has problems but i’ll never forget “a purifier that shouldnt exist released radiation it shouldnt have, killing colonol autumn who had no reason to be there. then colonol autumn, who shouldnt be alive, captured us in a place he shouldn’t have been able to reach with a flashbang grenade that shouldn’t have worked to prevent us from fixing the machine he wanted fixed”

also “due to this overwhelming consesus we were obliged to fight a massive war” and “the president set us free to enact his plan which was of no benefit to anyone, ourselves least of all”

also the part where he recounts the events of babytown and just devolves into keyboard smashing

[akunohomu]

[micchy-did-nothing-wrong]

And this is why Bethesda should just outsource their writing to Obsidian.

[sexyandthethief]

[yallstillhere]

I hate that bugs don’t take fall damage

How I knock a spider off the ceiling and that shit hit the ground and start running

[catastrofe]

enters the pope

[killer-queen-official-deactivat]

He just beat Undertale

[blind3dbylight]

everyone get out. get the fuck out. twitter is over. no one needs to tweet ever again. no tweet will ever reach the same level of accurate shitposting as this.

[doloresofdelos]

It’s been almost 17 years and I still don’t know why Padme Amidala develops a crush on 11 year old Anakin Skywalker when she’s been traveling with a young and hot Ewan McGregor