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❝ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀɢᴇᴛ, ᴀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠɪɴɢ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ !❞

[dumbasian-moved-deactivated2017]

[businessofwomen]

You know when girls wear fishnets under shorts or ripped jeans… that’s some Good Shit™

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i’ve studied the titty

[creamynut]

what you learn?

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

it’s good

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

CHILD: why are there tides?

ME: the moon is trying to steal our water but it’s very bad at it

[whatisthismommy]

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

[earthdad]

date someone who would eat your butt like how Guy Fieri drinks

[dlubes]

this officially ruined my night

[lord-kitschener]

[bewvitched]

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

[flipnote-remade]

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[angel-of-death-2015]

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

[gone-forever-bye]

I laughed entirely too much too hard to this

[karlidagdanserin-deactivated202]

[bigeisamazing]

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[thebreloomroom]

[pukicho]

[willow]

je suis sick of this shit

[nika-draws]

my main team