Roast Pork and Haikus, Crispy Pata And Limericks

Vagabonds in the Philippines.

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The family gate Guinto - Nestor and Flora Opens and closes Our stray dog would leave Every time the gate opened But always returned And now I must leave The gate has opened to me I'll always return

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Airport luxury Heated seat, bidet system But how do I flush?!

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Final San Mig Lights Drinking sorrows at the gate At least it’s hun cal

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First meal is last meal Times go by as fast as food Good while supplies last

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Last night we played by the pool San mig light, emperador, all was cool Videoke for some Family parties are fun When everyone acts like a fool!

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Nurse station 8 cat Kitty here for late night rounds Can I haz patients?

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Squats on squats abroad You take the bro out of Yates He'll find his way home

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Dinner by the sea Lolo owns the land yonder Food comes by zipline

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Coconut water Straight from source, no middle man Government destroys

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Doc uncle Cesar Face of Lucena City Selfie on selfie

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Tagaytay weekend Vivacious volcano views Let go of my arm!

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Went to Lolo’s coconut farm Cows mooing with Filipino charm Fresh coconut water Watch out! Shield your daughters Falling buko, heads may be harmed!

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Public hospital No insurance? Six per room Plus beds in the hall

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Ash Wednesday

Scene from the top floor Mount Carmel penthouse chapel Views and perspectives

Dengue and typhoid Tourniquet tests, hold off labs Pesos dictate all

PhilHealth coverage Total dialysis days Forty-five per year

End stage is end stage Three times per week is now one Pesos dictate all

Operating room Open choles and kidneys Flame ball-cautery

Hydrocephalus 2 months old, 80 c.m. Pesos dictate all

No MRI, cath Strokes don’t always buy CTs Just experience

No IV ABs No money, no ICU Pesos dictate all

Pesos dictate all Here and there, people suffer Money dictates all

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Oh crispy pata You fill my heart. With fat plaques. Roast pork of the gods

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Hospital lolcat Iz yu a new admission? Can I haz burger?

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Picking children up To go and drop knowledge bombs Watch your step...young mines