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[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Realistically is Rocky’s xenonite ball warm? Probably not no not at all.

Also the gouache painting at the bottom is like three inches and it was impossible to paint Rocky’s tools

[joodlesofdoodles]

dunno about you but I distinctly remember this happening

[aroace-ryland-grace]

when you're trying to work on saving your planet but your best friend won't stop throwing a fucking circle at you

[aroace-ryland-grace]

rocky not fucking like ball. warning.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[thefigureinthecorner]

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[walkeryouignorantslut]

[rillils]

stucky + textposts because it's been way too long since the last time <3

(you can find all the previous posts here :D)

[kaipassedgo]

every day i wake up and am mad at the end of steves storyline and the full and complete lack of people who GET IT

[man1cpixiedreampuppy]

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

The reason aang and katara are great friends is because they started with a good ice breaker

[safyresky]

#the opening line to Sokka’s best man speech at their wedding

[aangarchy]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[theophagism]

[redstonedust]

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

[hyperfixation-trashhuman]

*coughcough*bucky barnes*coughcough*

[palant1r]

guess what building I’m back in again.

[1047-exe]

i read then watched project hail mary and i really like it.

one of my fav parts from the book

[schrisnicholas]

I’d like to imagine his arm warms up a lil for alpine like a lil heating pad.