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i absolutely love getting asks and will always be happy to get them

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schlarklezyaoi

the among us show might genuinely be cinema i just watched a crewmate handle an actual fucking g-string

schlarklezyaoi

this show is rated tv-pg yet has shown multiple shots of a character flipping us off with both hands which has led me to believe every other tv-pg director is a coward

schlarklezyaoi

i spent the entire show joking with my boyfriend that paramount just didn’t actually monitor the show and just released it without actually caring about its contents. what do you mean that wasn’t really a joke.

#among us #lmao??

britta-perry

freedominwickedness

In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

fuckyeahwomenprotesting

How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

catsbrew-blogs

That is none of your business is it sir

#sleeping beauty #gif

gay-chef-boyardee

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

blackfilmmakers

Did y'all know that you can express you aren't comfortable with children, and don't ever plan on having kids w/o sharing how much you hate a whole group of human beings?

ohxxlapetitemort

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

astraldemise

looks at you

astraldemise

looks at you

syn4k

@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized

#bittern #bird

catmask

100th drawing: man i love pikachu

1000th drawing: dear god how can i even ask anyone to look at this is horrible please dont look at my sketchbook please dont look at me actually you should just kill me

10000th drawing: objectively i think i did a good job here with the colors and overall structure of the piece. i think the next one im going to try and push my perspective a little more but i think there's both things to improve and things to be proud of

100000th drawing: man i love pikachu

0v9

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

egberts

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

egberts

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

macklesufficient

c-rowlesblogs

I could not be more bored of women characters who are dangerous in a competent, sexy, luminous makeup and blow-dried hairstyle kind of way. I am so tired of all these dry-clean-only girlbosses strutting their way into stories. “Oh she’s so beautiful AND so good at martial arts and so clever and seductive” No! Get that outta here!! Give me more women who are dangerous in a real grungy way, like rusted metal with a sharp edge. Girls who make you glad you’ve had your tetanus shot. Girls who cut their own hair and get bad tattoos. Girls who are as charming as a wet feral cat. Girls who might be clever enough to Play The Game but would rather flip over the chess board and punch you in the throat. I demand more horrible unpleasant women!! Thank you.

c-rowlesblogs

YES this too please. Absolutely. Dumb butch rights. Diversity win

c-rowlesblogs

no, I’m sorry. “The unhygenic thing” is not opt-out for the kind of women I want more of. Fictional girls almost never get to be gross! When I said grungy, I meant grungy. She’s in yesterday’s makeup (if she wears any) and yesterday’s outfit. She smells like stale cigarette smoke. She smells like weed. She smells like gasoline and workshop grease. She smells like she’s found a nice dead thing to roll in. She lives in a one-room apartment surrounded by computer equipment and empty styrofoam takeout containers. She lives deep in a swamp in a cabin full of centipedes and spiders. She lives in a cave. She lives on a pirate ship. She chews off her nail polish, she goes dumpster-diving, she eats dry instant ramen crushed up in the bag like it’s chips, she eats bugs off the ground, she eats raw meat. In all of her many variations, human or not, to some degree or another, she is gross!! Thank you again.