Trying this out for a bit

20+. technically my main blog is @talesofthedm!

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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Why?????? Is Kaos????? Kinda ??? Good??

I had 0 hope for this show but it's legit one of the best Greek mythology adaptations/retellings I've seen

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DO NOT, AND I BEG OF YOU, DO NOT STAY SILENT. ISRAELI HAVE MASSACRED INNOCENT PALESTINIANS IN RAFAH, THEIR SAFE SPACE, THEIR CAMPS WHERE THEY WERE RESIDING. ITS A FUCKING MASSACRE. INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN TAKEN, JUST LIKE THAT. MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN HAVE LOST THEIR LOVED ONES JUST LIKE THAT. AND IF YOURE STILL SILENT, SHAME ON YOU. SERIOUSLY.

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If arguefort is the BBEG for senior year I feel like it's because in the bylaws in order to graduate you must defeat him in Russian roulette or something idk

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Scream this is iconic….

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Transcript:

Dueting this one until this woman permanently destroys her lungs with toxic gas. So first we've got ammonia-based toilet cleaner, okay. And that's bleach powder, okay you've made mustard gas.

You're still fuckin' doing this? I'm trans now, that's how much fucking time has passed since I last ratio'd you. Shut the fuck up!

[burntlikethesun]

if you're just joining us, george takei is having to educate jk rowling on holocaust denial

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This is of no surprise if you know JKR has been hanging around with literal Nazis for years, while George Takei is a gay man who spent some of his childhood in an American internment camp.

I'm glad to see more of the disguise slip from JKR, but can only hope more people listen to George than to her.

[Edited to expand on this because a lot of people in the notes seem not to realise:] she is not being ignorant. She is not a benighted fool who didn't take her own advice and check the sources. THIS IS DELIBERATE.

This is a Nazi talking point. This is a technique for conversion and indoctrination designed to shame YOU into not checking your sources. After all, a famous person in a position of authority (whether we like that or not) is shaming the very idea that Nazis persecuted trans people, or that trans people have a history that goes back more than a few decades.

If you haven't watched Shaun's JK Rowling's New Friends and think talk of her hanging around with Nazis is hyperbole, this video is for you:

She is in deep. She is literally friends with known Nazis. She will have been told that the people saying Nazis burned books have unreliable sources. That is why she's saying this.

You'll note that George doesn't @ her. Apart from the fact that literally starting beef with her is likely not something he needs, he knows she is a lost cause. She is primed to dismiss the actual sources. He is sharing the true information, with sources, because her statements mean that other people will now be wondering about this and he's offering those people an alternative famous person authority AS WELL AS the facts.

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10/10 Hades is just A Guy (tm)

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Okay yes balders gate is great and all

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT CTHULHU BATMAN???

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BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

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MALA AND THE BRAIN ARE LOVERS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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#letloissayfuck

Anyway 10/10 show, Clark is peak Mama's boy, and I want nothing more than Jimmy to get proof all the conspiracy theories are right.

Also why is Deathstroke a twink. I'm not complaining, just why

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NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:

You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out

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Like, yes I know that the whole Polyphemus thing is supposed to be scary and menacing and stuff (especially in the Epic saga. Great albums. Survive is great.) But the moment Oddy screams "HE HAS A CLUB" I'm just imagining flies screaming about a fly swatter

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had this idea while watching the episode and I HAD to go back and find the screencap

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real

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If you want a more mature version of Scooby Doo, I suggest you go watch the pilot episode of "Mystery Incorporated" on YouTube.

It's absolutely brilliant and definitely introduces adult themes in a more casual way. Can't wait to see if they make a full series!

TW: jumpscares, mentions of drugs, ghosts, drink spiking, bullying, mentions of murder