twerk team since 2008

one time my cousin was like "sophie's the gay cousin!!!!" and then I was like "lol it's true" and that's how I came out to my family lol my sideblog is: http://autonomou5.tumblr.com

[khiroshige-deactivated20221210]

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[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch

[the-memedaddy]

Me irl

[caragh]

I can’t believe that this post clocked me.

I never would’ve remembered biting down into the seam of these things, often splitting them into two near-perfect halves. The texture was bad, the taste was bad, and yet…I chomped.

Never would’ve remembered without this post. The internet truly does make you feel less alone. 

[saiasus]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[melonmemes]

[mikeshanlon]

i feel like everybody who stans one direction turned out to be not straight….. like people thought we were being Straight and ‘going boy crazy’ liking 1d just bc of their looks…. no liking one direction is gay culture anyone who has ever listened to end of the day and strong is gay that’s just a fact

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Two moods

[robberszouis]

fax (no printer):: I exclusively use this Snapchat filter & I always make the same face & I always close my eyes in my photos lol yike sry (at The Graveyard Shift)

[heartbreakclubs]

me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet

[toshio]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[deviantwatch-deactivated2014070]

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

no more discourse everybody shut the fuck up and eat some bread

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

-Jesus at the last supper

[twitterlols]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay