Roberto

I am Roberto Rastapopoulos. Dare to ask me questions? (independent tintin rp blog that is not serious in any way at all. LOTS of swearing, be warned. Post Flight 714.)

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I'LL STEAL FROM EVERYONE

I'LL STEAL FROM ALL YOU LITTLE FANS OF TINTIN 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

*steals your tintin plushie and runs off cackling*

*sniff*

give me back my baby Ratpoop! 

NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

THIS IS NOT A JOLLY SEASON JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET NOTHING ON DECEMBER 25!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I’LL GET ALL YOUR STUFF

HAHAHAHA

NOTHING FOR YOU

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

What the hell man

I never done anything to you

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HAHAHA I DON’T CARE

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

ARE YOU DOING THIS TO EVERYONE??!?!?!?

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

YOU WICKED FAT MAN

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

*steals your tintin plushie and runs off cackling*

*sniff*

give me back my baby Ratpoop! 

NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

THIS IS NOT A JOLLY SEASON JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET NOTHING ON DECEMBER 25!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I’LL GET ALL YOUR STUFF

HAHAHAHA

NOTHING FOR YOU

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

What the hell man

I never done anything to you

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HAHAHA I DON’T CARE

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

ARE YOU DOING THIS TO EVERYONE??!?!?!?

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE! HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEH

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

*steals your tintin plushie and runs off cackling*

*sniff*

give me back my baby Ratpoop! 

NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

THIS IS NOT A JOLLY SEASON JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET NOTHING ON DECEMBER 25!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I’LL GET ALL YOUR STUFF

HAHAHAHA

NOTHING FOR YOU

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

What the hell man

I never done anything to you

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HAHAHA I DON'T CARE

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

*steals your tintin plushie and runs off cackling*

*sniff*

give me back my baby Ratpoop! 

NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

THIS IS NOT A JOLLY SEASON JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET NOTHING ON DECEMBER 25!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I'LL GET ALL YOUR STUFF

HAHAHAHA

NOTHING FOR YOU

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

*steals your tintin plushie and runs off cackling*

*sniff*

give me back my baby Ratpoop! 

NOT ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE PERSON IS BACK!

Yes, it is I, Roberto Rastapopoulos! I've nearly finished the movie so, after long months of hard work, little sleep, and possibly more coffee consumption than humans should ever intake, I've returned!

Now send me questions.

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

(Rasty comes back to stop young people from eating pot brownies yay)

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

Hello again mister! I have brownies with me if you want. Papa helped me make them. Although I think I saw him put some sort of crushed leaf stuff in the batter. I think it was mint. I don't know.

WHAT

NO

DON'T EAT THOSE

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

Boss help me how do I confront Sylvia like this I GOT TURNED INTO A FUCKING COW SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND MAGIC!ANONS YET

HOW ARE YOU A COW. I'M EATING A HAMBURGER HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

Ohmygod, sorry boss, I forgot to tell you about Sylvia

HOW DO YOU JUST FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT A CHILD?!?

[starlit-captain]

Sorry sorry! I’ve been busy getting her settled in!!

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

WHAT THE HELL

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

"U-uhm, Hello sir. Er... Allan told me I should talk to you sometime... So here I am! Er... Hello." *hies face in hands*

Yes hello who are you and why has Allan sent you

[thestarlight-timelord]

"Oh sorry…" *bows nervously* "I’m Sylvia. Allan sort of… adopted me.”

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

What how

He’s a criminal

Why has he sent you

[thestarlight-timelord]

Oh well… he said I should stop by to meet everyone he knows… 

erm… *looks away* I can leave if you want…

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

Do you have brownies?

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT

castoffyourcrown SMELLS

[starlit-captain]

That’s nice to know, boss… >_>

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

FUCK YOU ALLAN

IT IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION

[starlit-captain]

Um… How exactly is that important information?

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

SAYS THE FUCKER WHO DIDN'T TELL ME HE GOT A KID

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT

castoffyourcrown SMELLS

[castoffyourcrown-deactivated201]

NO

YOU SMELL

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

I WILL NOT DENY THIS

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT

castoffyourcrown SMELLS

[pantaro]

Hey, here’s one someone didn’t finish!

castoffyourcrown SMELLS GOOD

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

LIES

LIES LIES LIES

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

Ohmygod, sorry boss, I forgot to tell you about Sylvia

HOW DO YOU JUST FORGET TO TELL ME ABOUT A CHILD?!?

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHAT

castoffyourcrown SMELLS

[starlit-captain]

That’s nice to know, boss… >_>

[roberto-rastapopoulos]

FUCK YOU ALLAN

IT IS IMPORTANT INFORMATION