barbeque sauce on my tiddies

matt champion, brockhampton. shouldn’t you have a real big ass eagle? — bugzbooby

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[chinese-chicken-salad]

Im gonna invent powdered toes

[pyomorphic]

honestly I don’t know what this means but I feel like you should go to jail

[jehancourf-deactivated20170607]

[fandomshavecollided]

I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.

[toxicmen]

me: i’m gonna be productive today! gonna do shit!!! here i go!!!!!!!!

me, 4 hours later:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

he’s j o

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[disasterbisexual-moved]

………I am going to commit a murder

[robertofanblog]

if you haven’t tried honey butter have you really even lived

[robertofanblog]

howdy y’all