Robert Selander

I'm a comedian!

[robertselander]

God bless you Black Metal Baby Jesus. #blackmetal #babyjesus https://www.instagram.com/p/BqwDebegbw1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=kemef2q6i7wf

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I’m glad SOMEBODY is selling the Men’s Room Sausage... to eat... with your mouth... with your lips around it... down your throat... #mensroom #sausage #seattleferryfood (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn45ewyBDTg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r3xh7fpk08my

[robertselander]

Hey! Here’s a cassette cover I made for @tcolton666 and his label Rocket Punch Records!! You can get this gem here- http://www.rocketpunchrecords.com/store/p63/V%2FA_-_Vantastic_Voyage_%28Cassette%29.html. WOWEEEE!! Plus it’s got a ton of cool bands on it! #robertselandermakesneatthings #rocketpunchrecords #vantasticvoyage #compilationcassette #neatocompleto #seattle (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoDWTR7jvNe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tj9hbcjkofcz

[robertselander]

For reals? The feel-good music video of the SUMMER?!?! Fliers don’t lie! #feelgood #musicvideo #oftheSUMMER (at Space Needle) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn2Y-JvBkLV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=s0w8ogbeflke

[robertselander]

Stay away from that electrical plug!! ...Alaska!! (at Juneau, Alaska)

[robertselander]

Balloons by “Night Moods” ... ALASKA! (at Juneau, Alaska)

[robertselander]

I’m in Alaska!! (at Juneau, Alaska)

[robertselander]

What will I doOOoOooOoOo????

[robertselander]

I started painting these unicorns into the painting. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[robertselander]

@tartar_control is completely my to Portland!! Yabba-dabba-dodofogjtndidnfjfjdmfdiiiiiiiiiiiíîîî!!!!!

[robertselander]

Uh-oh Spaghetti-o’s!! It looks like @tartar_control is playing another show in the Pacific NorthBEST!! @the.kraken.seattle #seattle #funtimesforever #peachcobblerparty (at Seattle, Washington)

[robertselander]

#everyoneneedsfriends #everyone #socialcurrency #famousfornothing (at Seattle, Washington)

[robertselander]

#pubicmice #vs #pubiclice (at Seattle, Washington)

[robertselander]

A singing Gorilla just came to serenade me for my birthday!! Thanks @jamboreejesse !!! #singinggorillas #birthdayserenades #birthday (at Seattle, Washington)

[robertselander]

My very first Art Exhibition is up at @coindextersbar Please feel free to come in and soak up the culture and intellect that would have poured into these 25 pieces of art. #artsnob #art #seattle #artshow #beret (at Coindexter's)

[robertselander]

#31 Beetlegoose #beetlegeuse #illustration #goose #beetlegoose

[robertselander]

#30 The Underwanderer #underwearmagic #illustration #toiletpapermage